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wtb TL staff minion, will pay competitve wage

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Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
August 20 2014 21:26 GMT
#1
Having recently discovered that Neoillusions, a red on team liquid, was on the payroll of riot games while he was writing for tl and banning people for riot/lol bashing, I now wish to offer to create the same position for another hard working maturer gaming journalist/ forum moderator. In exchange for a rate to be offered discussed by email (if you aren't high enough ranking to find my email with out it being provided, please do not apply) I will require at least 2 articles per month about me, and at least 25% of all Jaaaaasper bashing to be crushed with a iron fist moderated to the high standards this forum holds dear.


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[15:48] <jaaaaasper> hey hayoka is it true that neo was on riots payroll while writing about lol/ banning people for lol bashing on tl?
[15:48] <jaaaaasper> and if so how much does it cost to have a personal tl red banning anyone who insults me?
[15:49] <@Tephus> cost?
[15:49] * Targe (~Targe@cpc6-hers5-2-0-cust1012.6-3.cable.virginm.net) has joined #tl.dota2
[15:49] <@Tephus> pretty sure tl got none of that money

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I am also not in the least bit offended by this, good on riot for finding a good writer and helping him write about what he loves.


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Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
supernovamaniac
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States3047 Posts
August 20 2014 21:29 GMT
#2
<jaaaaasper> please go give the appropriate number of stats
<supernovamaniac> what you want me to 1 star it?
<supernovamaniac> ok
<jaaaaasper> that was kinda the point snm
<supernovamaniac> cool, done
ppp
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
August 20 2014 21:32 GMT
#3
i can help, im a veteran at this sort of stuff trust me
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
August 20 2014 21:34 GMT
#4
i will 5 star blogs for money
TL+ Member
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
August 20 2014 21:34 GMT
#5
that extra line in one of those spoilers bugs the shit out of me
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
August 20 2014 21:43 GMT
#6
jaaaaasper is a scrub and has too many "a" in his name. this can be the first post that the jaaaaasper shill can moderate.

User was applauded for this post because everyone knows jaaaaasper is a scrub.
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
August 20 2014 22:10 GMT
#7
Instead of applying for the position, I'm gonna moderate the thread title! Muhahahaha
Moderator
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
August 20 2014 22:17 GMT
#8
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Weird Al has hired one as well.

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If you don't get the reference you fail at live
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
August 20 2014 22:19 GMT
#9
My bs is top notch
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27156 Posts
August 20 2014 23:07 GMT
#10
Reasonable rates, PM me for details.
ModeratorGodfather
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
August 20 2014 23:33 GMT
#11
wow look at my address there for all to steal!
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 21 2014 03:02 GMT
#12
For a price, I will passive-aggressively harass people who criticize you on TL.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6191 Posts
August 21 2014 04:40 GMT
#13
I rated it a 5 to defy your expectations. I bet lichter will do it for you though. He can even threaten with nukes.
Also Targe post 5/5
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739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
August 21 2014 05:26 GMT
#14
Damn, Riot if you reading this, you can hire me, I'll report anyone who flames Riot Company !!!!!!

Is this really true, I want to know how much did he get ;3
WriterSalty oldboy that loves memes | One and only back-to-back Liquibet Winner
esReveR
Profile Joined February 2010
United States567 Posts
August 21 2014 06:25 GMT
#15
On August 21 2014 07:10 Kau wrote:
Instead of applying for the position, I'm gonna moderate the thread title! Muhahahaha


"wtb TL staff minion, will pay competitve wage"

Not enough characters for competitive? <wink>
Skill is relative.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10686 Posts
August 21 2014 06:29 GMT
#16
1/5 stars because you have too many spoilers bro
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 21 2014 06:43 GMT
#17
On August 21 2014 13:40 dravernor wrote:
I rated it a 5 to defy your expectations. I bet lichter will do it for you though. He can even threaten with nukes.
Also Targe post 5/5


There was no lichter shout-out though... so... yeah.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 21 2014 06:44 GMT
#18
On August 21 2014 15:29 GGzerG wrote:
1/5 stars because you have too many spoilers bro


I GIVE YOU 1/5 FOR BEING THE MOST NEGATIVE PERSON ON TL
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25657 Posts
August 21 2014 06:55 GMT
#19
I do lots of things for money!
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
August 21 2014 07:10 GMT
#20
On August 21 2014 15:55 KadaverBB wrote:
I do lots of things for money!

how far are you willing to go?
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
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