• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 13:22
CET 18:22
KST 02:22
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT29Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book19Clem wins HomeStory Cup 289HomeStory Cup 28 - Info & Preview13Rongyi Cup S3 - Preview & Info8
Community News
Weekly Cups (March 2-8): ByuN overcomes PvT block0GSL CK - New online series13BSL Season 224Vitality ends partnership with ONSYDE20Team Liquid Map Contest - Preparation Notice6
StarCraft 2
General
GSL CK - New online series Weekly Cups (March 2-8): ByuN overcomes PvT block Weekly Cups (Feb 23-Mar 1): herO doubles, 2v2 bonanza Vitality ends partnership with ONSYDE How do you think the 5.0.15 balance patch (Oct 2025) for StarCraft II has affected the game?
Tourneys
Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2) RSL Season 4 announced for March-April Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament PIG STY FESTIVAL 7.0! (19 Feb - 1 Mar) $5,000 WardiTV Winter Championship 2026
Strategy
Custom Maps
Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026] Map Editor closed ?
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 516 Specter of Death Mutation # 515 Together Forever Mutation # 514 Ulnar New Year
Brood War
General
ASL21 General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BSL 22 Map Contest — Submissions OPEN to March 10 BSL Season 22 battle.net problems
Tourneys
ASL Season 21 Qualifiers March 7-8 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues BWCL Season 64 Announcement [BSL22] Open Qualifier #1 - Sunday 21:00 CET
Strategy
Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2 Fighting Spirit mining rates Simple Questions, Simple Answers Zealot bombing is no longer popular?
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread PC Games Sales Thread Path of Exile No Man's Sky (PS4 and PC) Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Vanilla Mini Mafia TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Mexico's Drug War Russo-Ukrainian War Thread YouTube Thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books [Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread
Sports
Formula 1 Discussion General nutrition recommendations 2024 - 2026 Football Thread Cricket [SPORT] TL MMA Pick'em Pool 2013
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Laptop capable of using Photoshop Lightroom?
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
FS++
Kraekkling
Shocked by a laser…
Spydermine0240
Gaming-Related Deaths
TrAiDoS
ONE GREAT AMERICAN MARINE…
XenOsky
Unintentional protectionism…
Uldridge
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1653 users

wtb TL staff minion, will pay competitve wage

Blogs > Jaaaaasper
Post a Reply
1 2 Next All
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
August 20 2014 21:26 GMT
#1
Having recently discovered that Neoillusions, a red on team liquid, was on the payroll of riot games while he was writing for tl and banning people for riot/lol bashing, I now wish to offer to create the same position for another hard working maturer gaming journalist/ forum moderator. In exchange for a rate to be offered discussed by email (if you aren't high enough ranking to find my email with out it being provided, please do not apply) I will require at least 2 articles per month about me, and at least 25% of all Jaaaaasper bashing to be crushed with a iron fist moderated to the high standards this forum holds dear.


Proof+ Show Spoiler +
+ Show Spoiler +
[15:48] <jaaaaasper> hey hayoka is it true that neo was on riots payroll while writing about lol/ banning people for lol bashing on tl?
[15:48] <jaaaaasper> and if so how much does it cost to have a personal tl red banning anyone who insults me?
[15:49] <@Tephus> cost?
[15:49] * Targe (~Targe@cpc6-hers5-2-0-cust1012.6-3.cable.virginm.net) has joined #tl.dota2
[15:49] <@Tephus> pretty sure tl got none of that money

+ Show Spoiler +
+ Show Spoiler +

+ Show Spoiler +
+ Show Spoiler +
+ Show Spoiler +
+ Show Spoiler +
+ Show Spoiler +
+ Show Spoiler +
I am also not in the least bit offended by this, good on riot for finding a good writer and helping him write about what he loves.


**
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
supernovamaniac
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States3047 Posts
August 20 2014 21:29 GMT
#2
<jaaaaasper> please go give the appropriate number of stats
<supernovamaniac> what you want me to 1 star it?
<supernovamaniac> ok
<jaaaaasper> that was kinda the point snm
<supernovamaniac> cool, done
ppp
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
August 20 2014 21:32 GMT
#3
i can help, im a veteran at this sort of stuff trust me
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
August 20 2014 21:34 GMT
#4
i will 5 star blogs for money
TL+ Member
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
August 20 2014 21:34 GMT
#5
that extra line in one of those spoilers bugs the shit out of me
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
August 20 2014 21:43 GMT
#6
jaaaaasper is a scrub and has too many "a" in his name. this can be the first post that the jaaaaasper shill can moderate.

User was applauded for this post because everyone knows jaaaaasper is a scrub.
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
August 20 2014 22:10 GMT
#7
Instead of applying for the position, I'm gonna moderate the thread title! Muhahahaha
Moderator
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
August 20 2014 22:17 GMT
#8
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Weird Al has hired one as well.

+ Show Spoiler +
If you don't get the reference you fail at live
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
August 20 2014 22:19 GMT
#9
My bs is top notch
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27168 Posts
August 20 2014 23:07 GMT
#10
Reasonable rates, PM me for details.
ModeratorGodfather
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
August 20 2014 23:33 GMT
#11
wow look at my address there for all to steal!
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 21 2014 03:02 GMT
#12
For a price, I will passive-aggressively harass people who criticize you on TL.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
August 21 2014 04:40 GMT
#13
I rated it a 5 to defy your expectations. I bet lichter will do it for you though. He can even threaten with nukes.
Also Targe post 5/5
<3
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29904 Posts
August 21 2014 05:26 GMT
#14
Damn, Riot if you reading this, you can hire me, I'll report anyone who flames Riot Company !!!!!!

Is this really true, I want to know how much did he get ;3
WriterSalty oldboy that loves memes | One and only back-to-back Liquibet Winner
esReveR
Profile Joined February 2010
United States567 Posts
August 21 2014 06:25 GMT
#15
On August 21 2014 07:10 Kau wrote:
Instead of applying for the position, I'm gonna moderate the thread title! Muhahahaha


"wtb TL staff minion, will pay competitve wage"

Not enough characters for competitive? <wink>
Skill is relative.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10700 Posts
August 21 2014 06:29 GMT
#16
1/5 stars because you have too many spoilers bro
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 21 2014 06:43 GMT
#17
On August 21 2014 13:40 dravernor wrote:
I rated it a 5 to defy your expectations. I bet lichter will do it for you though. He can even threaten with nukes.
Also Targe post 5/5


There was no lichter shout-out though... so... yeah.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 21 2014 06:44 GMT
#18
On August 21 2014 15:29 GGzerG wrote:
1/5 stars because you have too many spoilers bro


I GIVE YOU 1/5 FOR BEING THE MOST NEGATIVE PERSON ON TL
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25658 Posts
August 21 2014 06:55 GMT
#19
I do lots of things for money!
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
August 21 2014 07:10 GMT
#20
On August 21 2014 15:55 KadaverBB wrote:
I do lots of things for money!

how far are you willing to go?
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
1 2 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 6h 38m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
elazer 537
Rex 55
JuggernautJason2
MindelVK 2
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 24551
Calm 4546
Hyuk 619
Snow 187
ggaemo 163
Soma 129
Dewaltoss 111
hero 102
Shine 65
Backho 47
[ Show more ]
Aegong 46
yabsab 23
scan(afreeca) 21
Free 20
IntoTheRainbow 18
sSak 16
GoRush 15
Yoon 13
NotJumperer 12
910 9
Dota 2
Gorgc5289
qojqva1582
monkeys_forever143
Counter-Strike
fl0m3295
Other Games
FrodaN1552
B2W.Neo1019
ceh9315
Beastyqt288
DeMusliM270
Hui .176
Fuzer 168
QueenE99
C9.Mang093
XaKoH 80
Trikslyr63
Organizations
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream7829
Other Games
gamesdonequick1453
BasetradeTV256
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 17 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• StrangeGG 70
• Kozan
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• Migwel
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
StarCraft: Brood War
• FirePhoenix5
• Michael_bg 1
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
League of Legends
• Nemesis7249
• TFBlade1138
Other Games
• imaqtpie540
• Shiphtur186
Upcoming Events
PiGosaur Cup
6h 38m
GSL
16h 38m
WardiTV Team League
18h 38m
The PondCast
1d 16h
WardiTV Team League
1d 18h
Replay Cast
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
CranKy Ducklings
3 days
RSL Revival
3 days
WardiTV Team League
3 days
[ Show More ]
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
3 days
BSL
4 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
4 days
RSL Revival
4 days
WardiTV Team League
4 days
BSL
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
Wardi Open
5 days
Monday Night Weeklies
5 days
WardiTV Team League
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

ASL Season 21: Qualifier #2
WardiTV Winter 2026
Underdog Cup #3

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
Jeongseon Sooper Cup
Spring Cup 2026
BSL Season 22
RSL Revival: Season 4
Nations Cup 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual

Upcoming

CSL Elite League 2026
ASL Season 21
Acropolis #4 - TS6
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
CSLAN 4
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
NationLESS Cup
CS Asia Championships 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.