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At the ripe age of six, my parents decided that it was time for me to grow up and start taking showers. But not alone, of course. I could drown or slip or something. So I took a shower with my dad.
In the shower, with the curtains drawn, we were both fully naked. My line of sight was perfectly aligned with my father's genitals, so naturally that's what captured my attention. I was captivated by the stream of liquid coming from the tip of his flaccid dick. Was it merely the convergence of shower water cascading down his body, or was it pee? I tried to ask him, but he didn't answer.
Then my curiosity got the better of me, and I touched it.
Yes, I touched my dad's penis, but just to figure out if that water was pee.
He yelled at me. Something like, “Don’t you touch that!” But it was my first shower so how was I supposed to know? We never took another shower together again. I went back to baths with my Mom until i was at least nine.
  
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This makes me uncomfortable
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What in the hell were you thinking when you posted this LOL
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This reminds me of a similar story that happened to me when I was younger.
Back when I was maybe around 8 years old or so, I was taking a bath in my mom's tub. My own tub in my bathroom was filthy dirty and I refused to wash in it, and my mom didn't seem to mind me using her tub. I'd always pour a bunch of soap in it and have a large bubble bath to play around in with my toys and shit. My mom was usually always there to help me fill up the tub and turn the faucet on and everything too, but she happened to be out visiting her father in the hospital after he was robbed or something. I don't know, it didn't really concern me at the time. I was too busy being a kid to understand what happened to him, so my dad ended up watching over me for the next couple of days while my mom was gone. I wish she had been there instead, though.
My dad didn't live with us since my parents were divorced, and he was pretty much just about homeless. Maybe the most homeless you could actually call someone without them being actually homeless. Of the few times that I've been over to his 'shack' of a home, I can only remember having bad experiences over there. Don't get me wrong, dad could be nice at times, but his lack of any real income (he didn't work at all) lead to varying quality of experiences whenever I was over there. A lot of times I remember he'd leave me back at his place when I stayed over there, alone, so he could go follow people on the street and ask for money. He'd tell me of this one old couple in particular who he loved following to beg for money, mainly because the wife would always end up giving him a dollar or two while getting yelled at by the husband for her charitable actions. Nothing ever really made me dislike my dad personally (by that point), but I just happened to enjoy my mom's company a little more. Luckily mom let him watch over me at her house instead, so I didn't have to go over to his place for the days that she wasn't there.
On the last day before my mom had planned to come back, my dad had done the usual routine of turning on the faucet and letting me play in the tub and stuff. But, whenever mom would fill up the tub and make sure I was alright, she'd leave and let me have my privacy. Dad would fill up the tub for me, but he wouldn't leave. I didn't really want to ask him to leave, because that would probably upset him or something, and I didn't want that to happen. I just figured I'd deal with it for the next few days and then mom would get back, no-big-deal. But on the last day, dad decided that once he filled up the tub, he'd take it upon himself to join me too. He started undressing himself and I asked him what he was doing.
"Don't worry about it." He told me. Of course, that didn't help.
"Can you take a bath after me instead?" I asked him.
"No." I had a feeling he would say that.
Well, dad got in the tub with me, and I felt super awkward. He crept ever closer to me until we were side-by-side. Now, I didn't know what sex was at this point, so I really didn't know what he was about to do to me. All I knew was that I was incredibly uncomfortable by him getting in the tub with me. He put his hand on my shoulder and slowly started sliding it down.
"I need you to get something for me," he said to me. I really didn't know what to think at this point. My mind was racing and I didn't know how to act.
"What do you need?" I asked. I was so nervous. He looked into my eyes.
"I... I need about tree fiddy."
Now it was about this time I realized my dad was a 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. That goddamned Loch-Ness monster had tricked me again!
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How is this different from the thread that was closed?
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On June 02 2014 14:17 urboss wrote:
How is this different from the thread that was closed?
I took out the part about gay people.
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Why did you decide to share this? I'm just curious.
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On June 02 2014 15:18 ninazerg wrote:
Why did you decide to share this? I'm just curious.
To enrich the lives of my readers.
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i lost my morning erection
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
how else are you supposed to learn how to take a bath properly though
edit: since NP and Shauni are banned you have a chance to become resident TL bestworst blogger ever
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On June 02 2014 17:25 lichter wrote:
how else are you supposed to learn how to take a bath properly though
That is the moral. My dad was sexually repressed, which damaged our relationship. It ultimately caused me to grow closer to my mom and grow up lacking a strong male role model.
Future fathers of TL should take heed. If your son touches your penis in the shower, don't turn that into a negative memory that will stay with him into adulthood.
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On June 02 2014 17:49 kushm4sta wrote:
Future fathers of TL should take heed. If your son touches your penis in the shower, don't turn that into a negative memory that will stay with him into adulthood.
werd.
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haha epishade that was epic alltough its probably copypaste
south park creates some good jokes really
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On June 02 2014 16:15 FFGenerations wrote:
i gained my morning erection
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A mother is better suited for this task. A father is an authority figure, and getting naked is akin to exposing oneself weak. The image of a weak father should not be burned into the memory of a child like that!
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there is nothing weak about the erect adult penis
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Thanks for sharing I guess
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LOL ! The wonderful things you read on TL Blogs. 5/5
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On June 02 2014 22:09 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
haha epishade that was epic alltough its probably copypaste
south park creates some good jokes really
Epishade is never copypaste! Is all original.
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On June 03 2014 02:55 Epishade wrote:Show nested quote +On June 02 2014 22:09 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
haha epishade that was epic alltough its probably copypaste
south park creates some good jokes really Epishade is never copypaste! Is all original.
and that was when i discovered that epishade really was a ten foot high loch ness monsta an i was like god damn monsta would you stop that beggin and ..
"i gave him a dolla"
..what you mean woman you gave him a dolla of course hes gonna come back all the time if you gie him a dolla
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On June 02 2014 15:41 kushm4sta wrote:Show nested quote +On June 02 2014 15:18 ninazerg wrote:
Why did you decide to share this? I'm just curious. To enrich the lives of my readers.
All right, but I have to be honest, I don't feel very enriched.
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On June 03 2014 05:24 ninazerg wrote:Show nested quote +On June 02 2014 15:41 kushm4sta wrote:On June 02 2014 15:18 ninazerg wrote:
Why did you decide to share this? I'm just curious. To enrich the lives of my readers. All right, but I have to be honest, I don't feel very enriched.
You need a penis to understand.
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Hahaha best blog ever.
10/10
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this blog makes me miss NP. in a 'good' way.
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Only available in Teamliquid
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It's not gay unless they crossed swords.
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If your father had an erection... something is DEEPLY WRONG.
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wow your experience and mine are slightly alike. first at that age we had big showers so me and both my parents took showers together so i wouldnt get hurt, and yes i know that only requires one parent, but anyway one day my dad had to go somewhere so took a shower by himself and i used to hang in my parents room alot to watch tv (born a couch potato) and they had the bathroom in their room. he didnt know i was in the room and took his towel off coming out the door and i saw his, genitals as you call it,and of was like "whats that" touched he was so shocked he was like " no no no thats a private part! remember what mommy said about not letting people touch and not touching other peoples private parts!?" LOL its funny now that i think about it but at the time i was like "uhhh yes i remember im sorry" and left embarresed to play with my rabbit. LOL it funny now tho
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That has to be a troll. I refuse to believe someone joined TL to bump this shit.
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I remember touching my dad dick in the shower and now my son touches mine. My dad is a ex pro athlete and need rub downs. He was waiting for the masseuse and I walked in and his cock was hard. I asked "dad what's that?" He said a dick like yours. I asked if I could touch it. He said yes. I remember the masseuse let me watch the massage. He taught me how to masterbate so now my son want to learn about his body. I think it's.father job to teaching his boys about their privates
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On April 09 2017 08:43 DaveMiquel wrote:
I remember touching my dad dick in the shower and now my son touches mine. My dad is a ex pro athlete and need rub downs. He was waiting for the masseuse and I walked in and his cock was hard. I asked "dad what's that?" He said a dick like yours. I asked if I could touch it. He said yes. I remember the masseuse let me watch the massage. He taught me how to masterbate so now my son want to learn about his body. I think it's.father job to teaching his boys about their privates
Once my mom told me that mine was bigger than my dad's. That felt good.
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I was about 3-4 years old I think and my bedroom was across the hall from my parents room.I could hear them doing you know what and I was so curious. I would sneak in and sit beside the bed, watch and listen. I would get so wet knowing what was going on even at that age. One night when Mom was away I asked Daddy to do that to me. I was 6. He was so big that it did not happen but I did give him a blowjob and to this day I have never seen a bigger, fatter cock and I orgasm just to see him squirt.
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BTW. I am 54 now and Dad is 72. I still enjoy jacking him off and sucking that huge dick.
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