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At the ripe age of six, my parents decided that it was time for me to grow up and start taking showers. But not alone, of course. I could drown or slip or something. So I took a shower with my dad.
In the shower, with the curtains drawn, we were both fully naked. My line of sight was perfectly aligned with my father's genitals, so naturally that's what captured my attention. I was captivated by the stream of liquid coming from the tip of his flaccid dick. Was it merely the convergence of shower water cascading down his body, or was it pee? I tried to ask him, but he didn't answer.
Then my curiosity got the better of me, and I touched it.
Yes, I touched my dad's penis, but just to figure out if that water was pee.
He yelled at me. Something like, “Don’t you touch that!” But it was my first shower so how was I supposed to know? We never took another shower together again. I went back to baths with my Mom until i was at least nine.
  
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United Kingdom10443 Posts
This makes me uncomfortable
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What in the hell were you thinking when you posted this LOL
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This reminds me of a similar story that happened to me when I was younger.
Back when I was maybe around 8 years old or so, I was taking a bath in my mom's tub. My own tub in my bathroom was filthy dirty and I refused to wash in it, and my mom didn't seem to mind me using her tub. I'd always pour a bunch of soap in it and have a large bubble bath to play around in with my toys and shit. My mom was usually always there to help me fill up the tub and turn the faucet on and everything too, but she happened to be out visiting her father in the hospital after he was robbed or something. I don't know, it didn't really concern me at the time. I was too busy being a kid to understand what happened to him, so my dad ended up watching over me for the next couple of days while my mom was gone. I wish she had been there instead, though.
My dad didn't live with us since my parents were divorced, and he was pretty much just about homeless. Maybe the most homeless you could actually call someone without them being actually homeless. Of the few times that I've been over to his 'shack' of a home, I can only remember having bad experiences over there. Don't get me wrong, dad could be nice at times, but his lack of any real income (he didn't work at all) lead to varying quality of experiences whenever I was over there. A lot of times I remember he'd leave me back at his place when I stayed over there, alone, so he could go follow people on the street and ask for money. He'd tell me of this one old couple in particular who he loved following to beg for money, mainly because the wife would always end up giving him a dollar or two while getting yelled at by the husband for her charitable actions. Nothing ever really made me dislike my dad personally (by that point), but I just happened to enjoy my mom's company a little more. Luckily mom let him watch over me at her house instead, so I didn't have to go over to his place for the days that she wasn't there.
On the last day before my mom had planned to come back, my dad had done the usual routine of turning on the faucet and letting me play in the tub and stuff. But, whenever mom would fill up the tub and make sure I was alright, she'd leave and let me have my privacy. Dad would fill up the tub for me, but he wouldn't leave. I didn't really want to ask him to leave, because that would probably upset him or something, and I didn't want that to happen. I just figured I'd deal with it for the next few days and then mom would get back, no-big-deal. But on the last day, dad decided that once he filled up the tub, he'd take it upon himself to join me too. He started undressing himself and I asked him what he was doing.
"Don't worry about it." He told me. Of course, that didn't help.
"Can you take a bath after me instead?" I asked him.
"No." I had a feeling he would say that.
Well, dad got in the tub with me, and I felt super awkward. He crept ever closer to me until we were side-by-side. Now, I didn't know what sex was at this point, so I really didn't know what he was about to do to me. All I knew was that I was incredibly uncomfortable by him getting in the tub with me. He put his hand on my shoulder and slowly started sliding it down.
"I need you to get something for me," he said to me. I really didn't know what to think at this point. My mind was racing and I didn't know how to act.
"What do you need?" I asked. I was so nervous. He looked into my eyes.
"I... I need about tree fiddy."
Now it was about this time I realized my dad was a 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. That goddamned Loch-Ness monster had tricked me again!
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How is this different from the thread that was closed?
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On June 02 2014 14:17 urboss wrote:
How is this different from the thread that was closed?
I took out the part about gay people.
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Why did you decide to share this? I'm just curious.
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On June 02 2014 15:18 ninazerg wrote:
Why did you decide to share this? I'm just curious.
To enrich the lives of my readers.
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i lost my morning erection
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
how else are you supposed to learn how to take a bath properly though
edit: since NP and Shauni are banned you have a chance to become resident TL bestworst blogger ever
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On June 02 2014 17:25 lichter wrote:
how else are you supposed to learn how to take a bath properly though
That is the moral. My dad was sexually repressed, which damaged our relationship. It ultimately caused me to grow closer to my mom and grow up lacking a strong male role model.
Future fathers of TL should take heed. If your son touches your penis in the shower, don't turn that into a negative memory that will stay with him into adulthood.
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On June 02 2014 17:49 kushm4sta wrote:
Future fathers of TL should take heed. If your son touches your penis in the shower, don't turn that into a negative memory that will stay with him into adulthood.
werd.
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haha epishade that was epic alltough its probably copypaste
south park creates some good jokes really
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On June 02 2014 16:15 FFGenerations wrote:
i gained my morning erection
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United States2801 Posts
A mother is better suited for this task. A father is an authority figure, and getting naked is akin to exposing oneself weak. The image of a weak father should not be burned into the memory of a child like that!
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there is nothing weak about the erect adult penis
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Thanks for sharing I guess
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LOL ! The wonderful things you read on TL Blogs. 5/5
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