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I have man flu. It sucks.

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Omnishroud
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
1073 Posts
April 21 2014 21:00 GMT
#1
Yes, it exists, the fabled man flu, i have contracted a particularly bad case of it. It all started one fateful Wednesday (last week) when my mother complained of a cough. The following day i woke up with a sore throat, by midday my eyes were puffy and my nose running. The next day i was on deaths door, headaches, blocked nose, sore throat, chesty cough, all of it.

Fast forward the weekend and im still dying. I have a constant headache, im rotating on cough syrup / 2 sinus flu tablets every 4 hours and i take an extra all-purpose flu tablet 2 hours in between. I have a cold wet towel over my forehead and none of it matters, i still feel like absolute shite.

The worst part is this headache, i cant concentrate at all because of it, its killing me. People said it was my sinus pressure but 3 days of sinus focused tablets and constant clearing of my navel cavity later and it is only getting worse. I'm forgetting rudimentary shit like replying to messages i read or making a drink (prepare cup, walk upstairs with empty cup.)

I guess the whole point of this blog is that it sucks ass. My wife comes home Wednesday and i wanted to celebrate (3 weeks apart Q.Q). I have a job interview thrusday and i wanted to prepare but my body says nope nope nope.

Man flu exists and it sucks.


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Omni = Capped (RIP TL Account) - LoL EUW: Capped92 - EU Bnet: Capped#1137 - Steam: Capped92
hellokitty[hk]
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1309 Posts
April 21 2014 21:23 GMT
#2
That sucks some manly dick, man.
People are imbeciles, lucky thing god made cats.
Deleted User 135096
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3624 Posts
April 21 2014 22:19 GMT
#3
I feel ya man, I got the flu for the first time back in February, and it was rough, especially because I had an incredibly important audition the day after I got it. :D
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musai
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada552 Posts
April 21 2014 22:43 GMT
#4
me2, right now im coughing so much i can't even sleep
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 21 2014 23:36 GMT
#5
Man up man
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
April 22 2014 03:00 GMT
#6
I hear some people get the flu and stay in bed all day and night for a few days.... I'm 24 and I've never had to do that.

I just sit around miserably.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
vult
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States9400 Posts
April 22 2014 04:10 GMT
#7
Man up and drink a manly flu medicine aka the miracle tea.

Earl grey tea with honey, a pinch of ginger and cayenne pepper. Does the trick every time.
I used to play random, but for you I play very specifically.
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
April 22 2014 04:49 GMT
#8
Maybe you just have allergies
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L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
April 22 2014 05:34 GMT
#9
I tried to go for a run with the flu once, because it actually makes me feel better if I do a light jog if I have a cold. Bad idea.

First mile felt okay in like 7:45 just being lazy, but then it was like "oh fuck" started feeling awful, next mile was like 13:00 and felt hard, and the last one was a 30:00 death march of throwing up several times.

Moral: Do not run when you have the flu.
EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
Omnishroud
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
1073 Posts
April 22 2014 09:32 GMT
#10
On April 22 2014 12:00 Djzapz wrote:
I hear some people get the flu and stay in bed all day and night for a few days.... I'm 24 and I've never had to do that.

I just sit around miserably.


This is the worst ive had it tbh and i was close to just lying in bed feeling like shit but meh, ive got stuff to do lol.
Omni = Capped (RIP TL Account) - LoL EUW: Capped92 - EU Bnet: Capped#1137 - Steam: Capped92
jenny2
Profile Joined April 2017
44 Posts
April 11 2017 18:21 GMT
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