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NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-28 06:15:35
March 28 2014 05:59 GMT
#1
I was at my stop. As I was getting off the train, I see a girl who is standing a few meters in front of me, looking a bit lost. She was cute with medium length blonde hair and wearing a dark jacket. She see me coming and asks if she can use my phone. Even saying it won't take more than 5 seconds. As she says she has to call Gary who is coming to pick her up but he has no idea where she is. Now a few things seemed funny to me. Girls notoriously carry their phone everywhere they go. And I had my doubts and was thinking about saying sorry and suggesting that she use the pay phone which they still have in the station. But all things considered, here was a cute youngish lady and she looked relatively harmless and pure of heart. Besides, I reason to myself she is only about 5 foot 3 inches, like 160 centimeters for my European friends, and of course being a man I am physically superior compared to her and can use my speed to outrun her if she decides to run with my phone. And When I catch her it's a simple task taking my phone back as she is probably 110 pounds or so, 50 kg for my European friends. Or even if she tries to throw my expensive phone on the concrete like a crazy bitch experiencing hormonal bullshit as all women appear to be inevitably vulnerable to on occasion, I can stop her in time using my masculine reflexes. I give her my phone. She dials the number and calls Gary. Then she hands the phone back to me and I see she is very happy by the generosity and kindness of a stranger (me!!) as she is smiling this indescribably sweet innocent and honest smile that melts a part of my brain and common sense. After a moment of hesitation, where I wonder if I should give her a handshake, give her a hug, ask her LIKE A BOSS if she would like to put her number (not Gary's) in my phone, or just stand there pretending to be macho, She says thank you. I realize I should say something like you're welcome, but I give a cheap smile and that's that. Then she walks off quickly without looking back while I silently stalk/follow her. And regret not giving her that hug. Because now I will never know whether her hair smelled like hibiscus flowers. And regret not talking to her. Because now I'm only the creepy desperate looking guy who smiles awkwardly and says nothing

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Ushio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada868 Posts
March 28 2014 06:20 GMT
#2
Not sure you should hug a stranger, could catch something.
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lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
March 28 2014 06:20 GMT
#3
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons
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NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-28 06:34:44
March 28 2014 06:34 GMT
#4
On March 28 2014 15:20 lichter wrote:
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons

We had both gotten off the same train, how can I close the door on her when we are outside. Unless you mean close the door in a metaphorical figure of speech kind of thing where the door symbolizes virginity
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
March 28 2014 06:46 GMT
#5
Geez, you lent a girl your phone and she didn't even give you a blow job? What a gyp.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27154 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-28 06:52:32
March 28 2014 06:49 GMT
#6
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.
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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
March 28 2014 07:00 GMT
#7
On March 28 2014 15:20 lichter wrote:
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons

LOL.

On March 28 2014 14:59 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Or even if she tries to throw my expensive phone on the concrete like a crazy bitch experiencing hormonal bullshit as all women appear to be inevitably vulnerable to on occasion

say what? lol. As mentioned, she just wanted to make a call. I wouldn't ponder why she asked for the phone because there's a lot of possible reasons. Maybe she lost her phone or it ran out of battery. I've forgotten to charge my phone in the past so I'm sure it happens to a lot of other people.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
rebdomine
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
6040 Posts
March 28 2014 07:26 GMT
#8
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


what if this Gary was her brother?

I know the numbers of immediate family in case I do need to contact them without my own phone during emergencies
"Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right!"
Just_a_Moth
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1959 Posts
March 28 2014 08:05 GMT
#9
I noticed you mentioned she was wearing a jacket. So, I have to ask; did you smell it?
+ Show Spoiler +
Sorry, Shauni. I couldn't resist, sometimes my bad side gets the best of me.
calh
Profile Joined March 2013
537 Posts
March 28 2014 08:16 GMT
#10
What if it's Garry
[]Phase[]
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium927 Posts
March 28 2014 09:14 GMT
#11
On March 28 2014 16:00 BigFan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 15:20 lichter wrote:
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons

LOL.

Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 14:59 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Or even if she tries to throw my expensive phone on the concrete like a crazy bitch experiencing hormonal bullshit as all women appear to be inevitably vulnerable to on occasion

say what? lol. As mentioned, she just wanted to make a call. I wouldn't ponder why she asked for the phone because there's a lot of possible reasons. Maybe she lost her phone or it ran out of battery. I've forgotten to charge my phone in the past so I'm sure it happens to a lot of other people.


It's probably a joke. I don't understand why you are analysing this, as if he actually believed someone would smash his phone.

I like your blogs Neurotic, they are quite funny : )
NukeD
Profile Joined October 2010
Croatia1612 Posts
March 28 2014 09:38 GMT
#12
On March 28 2014 17:16 calh wrote:
What if it's Garry

Hehehehe
sorry for dem one liners
Omnishroud
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
1073 Posts
March 28 2014 09:55 GMT
#13
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


07919828636. My number from 10 years ago.

Boom. I have some random fuckers number now (i would assume.)
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hellokitty[hk]
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1309 Posts
March 28 2014 10:01 GMT
#14
That's you're own number though dumbnoob.
People are imbeciles, lucky thing god made cats.
Grumbels
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Netherlands7031 Posts
March 28 2014 10:14 GMT
#15
Is this supposed to be a joke blog? I can't tell.
Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views--amen, so be it.
MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
March 28 2014 10:28 GMT
#16
On March 28 2014 14:59 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Because now I'm only the creepy desperate looking guy who smiles awkwardly and says nothing

At least you're not the creepy guy that hugged her without her permission.

And 5/5 for appealing to our European friends. They appreciate the conversions from our archaic system.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27154 Posts
March 28 2014 10:31 GMT
#17
On March 28 2014 18:55 Omnishroud wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


07919828636. My number from 10 years ago.

Boom. I have some random fuckers number now (i would assume.)


Of course I remember numbers from before the digital phonebook revolution, but cmon, anyone in the last three years? You don't know shit.

On March 28 2014 16:26 rebdomine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


what if this Gary was her brother?

I know the numbers of immediate family in case I do need to contact them without my own phone during emergencies


Then she would say "I need to call my brother", not "I need to call Gary". Duh.
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MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
March 28 2014 10:37 GMT
#18
Manifesto getting a little saucy with everybody.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27154 Posts
March 28 2014 10:55 GMT
#19
This guy has my favorite blog on tl.
ModeratorGodfather
MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
March 28 2014 10:56 GMT
#20
Yeah he's a rising star. I think he and Shauni should do a collab blog tho
Yourmomsbasement
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada87 Posts
March 28 2014 10:58 GMT
#21
You could play the long game on this. Like a video game.
You've shown you are trusting and kind, she takes the same train as you.
So far you are a +1 in her mind, and have opportunity for continued random encounters.
I agree that 'Gary' is likely someone quite close to her (Final boss?) but things change over time.
She's on the train with you after a fight with Mr. Gary? She'll be likely to start to chat with you! Engage small talk filled with personal details! +1 +1 +1 +1
Judgment call for when to make a move, 5-10 min chat is clear to ask for number and a parting hug is possible.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
March 28 2014 11:22 GMT
#22
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


Truth
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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
March 28 2014 11:59 GMT
#23
if gary can't afford to buy her a phone you have a chance no matter what
why so 진지해?
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
March 28 2014 12:39 GMT
#24
2 Blogs in 2 days!
Awesome :3
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xtorn
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
4060 Posts
March 28 2014 12:46 GMT
#25
Haha your blogs are really nicely written gg
Life - forever the Legend in my heart
bo1b
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
Australia12814 Posts
March 28 2014 13:09 GMT
#26
On March 28 2014 19:58 Yourmomsbasement wrote:
You could play the long game on this. Like a video game.
You've shown you are trusting and kind, she takes the same train as you.
So far you are a +1 in her mind, and have opportunity for continued random encounters.
I agree that 'Gary' is likely someone quite close to her (Final boss?) but things change over time.
She's on the train with you after a fight with Mr. Gary? She'll be likely to start to chat with you! Engage small talk filled with personal details! +1 +1 +1 +1
Judgment call for when to make a move, 5-10 min chat is clear to ask for number and a parting hug is possible.

Jesus christ
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
March 28 2014 13:14 GMT
#27
Closing the door on her...

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/447133-closing-the-door-on-people
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d00p
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
711 Posts
March 28 2014 14:22 GMT
#28
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


Gary is her dealer and that's why she always calls him from payphones or gullible dudes' phones and knows the number by heart.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27154 Posts
March 28 2014 14:27 GMT
#29
On March 28 2014 23:22 d00p wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


Gary is her dealer and that's why she always calls him from payphones or gullible dudes' phones and knows the number by heart.


Lookit this guy making all sorts of sense.
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SilentchiLL
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany1405 Posts
March 28 2014 14:50 GMT
#30
M8, you need a wingman.
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SpiritSTR
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Brazil41 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-28 16:44:09
March 28 2014 16:43 GMT
#31
Im sorry to say it, Gary can't be her brother, if he was , she will ask "Can i call to my brother" and for some reason i imagine that will could kinda cute...
Because now I'm only the creepy desperate looking guy who smiles awkwardly and says nothing

Dont worry... i know how it feel...
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Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10086 Posts
March 28 2014 17:00 GMT
#32
just change "for my European friends" to "for the rest of the world" xD
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
March 28 2014 17:02 GMT
#33
On March 28 2014 18:14 []Phase[] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 16:00 BigFan wrote:
On March 28 2014 15:20 lichter wrote:
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons

LOL.

On March 28 2014 14:59 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Or even if she tries to throw my expensive phone on the concrete like a crazy bitch experiencing hormonal bullshit as all women appear to be inevitably vulnerable to on occasion

say what? lol. As mentioned, she just wanted to make a call. I wouldn't ponder why she asked for the phone because there's a lot of possible reasons. Maybe she lost her phone or it ran out of battery. I've forgotten to charge my phone in the past so I'm sure it happens to a lot of other people.


It's probably a joke. I don't understand why you are analysing this, as if he actually believed someone would smash his phone.

I like your blogs Neurotic, they are quite funny : )

there was no analysis here. If anything, he was doing the analysis in his blog lol. I merely stated 2 possible reasons that she wanted to make a call, that's all.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
March 28 2014 18:26 GMT
#34
Haha I love your stories in your blogs. I wish there were more funny bloggers on TL.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Calanthe
Profile Joined October 2012
United States145 Posts
March 28 2014 18:44 GMT
#35
2/10, no mention of wanting to crawl inside her womb.
my heart's the bitter buffalo
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
March 28 2014 18:58 GMT
#36
Anyone else think of pokemon when she said she needed to call Gary?
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
March 28 2014 19:27 GMT
#37
On March 28 2014 15:34 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 15:20 lichter wrote:
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons

We had both gotten off the same train, how can I close the door on her when we are outside. Unless you mean close the door in a metaphorical figure of speech kind of thing where the door symbolizes virginity

There's doors everywhere you know. Like the Man's washroom several feets off to the left, Woman's washroom right nearby, or if all else fails, train doors you can easily use by re-entering the train.
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
March 28 2014 20:37 GMT
#38
On March 29 2014 03:44 Calanthe wrote:
2/10, no mention of wanting to crawl inside her womb.

lol wut, i'm pretty sure I don't have mommy issues
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EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
March 28 2014 20:58 GMT
#39
sounds like the ending to how i met your mother
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BlitzerSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Italy8800 Posts
March 28 2014 21:21 GMT
#40
Wait a second, people actually hug strangers ?
c0ldfusion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States8293 Posts
March 28 2014 22:34 GMT
#41
This is hella creepy. So you were a kind stranger who helped a girl out in a pickle. Cherish that warm and fuzzy you get for committing a good deed and call it a day. No need to dwell on it.
c0ldfusion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States8293 Posts
March 28 2014 22:35 GMT
#42
On March 28 2014 23:22 d00p wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


Gary is her dealer and that's why she always calls him from payphones or gullible dudes' phones and knows the number by heart.

mind = blown
Staboteur
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada1873 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-28 22:46:09
March 28 2014 22:45 GMT
#43
Manifesto you need smart friends that keep their numbers memorable. One of my buddies' phone numbers ends in FURY (3879), and another ends in 2500. Mine used to end in 1337 (fuck yeah!) but now to be honest I can't even remember my own number.
I'm actually Fleetfeet D:
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
March 28 2014 23:53 GMT
#44
My the phone numbers in my town start with 689, which are apparently lucky in China or some shit.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Gleen
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Brazil707 Posts
March 28 2014 23:58 GMT
#45
What if shes pretending to have called Gary, but "Gary" doesn't exists and she typed her number on your phone. I say call Gary, gather info and make another blog!
I'm nowhere near good, but I still have fun playing with my probes
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-29 01:14:27
March 29 2014 01:09 GMT
#46
This is what really happened. She forgot her phone, saw how cute you were and asked to use your phone. She dialed her phone so now she has your number and can invite you for sex at a later date because you were nice to her.

Or if she's a crazy bitch 'Gary' was a 1-900 number and you are going to have a crazy phone bill this month.
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
March 29 2014 03:11 GMT
#47
You know it's not just Europeans that use the metric system
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
March 29 2014 03:58 GMT
#48
On March 29 2014 08:58 Gleen wrote:
What if shes pretending to have called Gary, but "Gary" doesn't exists and she typed her number on your phone. I say call Gary, gather info and make another blog!

On March 29 2014 10:09 iTzSnypah wrote:
This is what really happened. She forgot her phone, saw how cute you were and asked to use your phone. She dialed her phone so now she has your number and can invite you for sex at a later date because you were nice to her.

Or if she's a crazy bitch 'Gary' was a 1-900 number and you are going to have a crazy phone bill this month.

OK, I really want to believe this is true. First of all, I checked the number after she put it on my phone and it was the same area code as me, so that means the person who that number belongs to doesn't live far from me. Second, she barely said much on the phone and it took her maybe 3 seconds, and I don't remember if she even said where she was. Third, she walked away but I watching her the whole time and even though I didn't see her at the end because she was so far in front of me, no car ever pulled up anywhere so this leads me to believe she got into her own car and drove off

Haha it's all wishful thinking, I have the number in my phone and I'm tempted to call it. But if it is actually her boyfriend (like I believe is the case) that could end up being quite bad
intricate, elaborate, articulate, crystallize, conceptualize, synthesize
EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
March 29 2014 04:12 GMT
#49
On March 29 2014 12:58 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2014 08:58 Gleen wrote:
What if shes pretending to have called Gary, but "Gary" doesn't exists and she typed her number on your phone. I say call Gary, gather info and make another blog!

Show nested quote +
On March 29 2014 10:09 iTzSnypah wrote:
This is what really happened. She forgot her phone, saw how cute you were and asked to use your phone. She dialed her phone so now she has your number and can invite you for sex at a later date because you were nice to her.

Or if she's a crazy bitch 'Gary' was a 1-900 number and you are going to have a crazy phone bill this month.

OK, I really want to believe this is true. First of all, I checked the number after she put it on my phone and it was the same area code as me, so that means the person who that number belongs to doesn't live far from me. Second, she barely said much on the phone and it took her maybe 3 seconds, and I don't remember if she even said where she was. Third, she walked away but I watching her the whole time and even though I didn't see her at the end because she was so far in front of me, no car ever pulled up anywhere so this leads me to believe she got into her own car and drove off

Haha it's all wishful thinking, I have the number in my phone and I'm tempted to call it. But if it is actually her boyfriend (like I believe is the case) that could end up being quite bad

you should have followed her from a safe distance to see where she was going so that you could get to the bottom of this once and for all
Sc2 Terran Coach, top 16GM NA - interested in coaching? Message me on teamliquid!
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
March 29 2014 04:21 GMT
#50
Better yet, hire a professional.
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Xapti
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2473 Posts
March 29 2014 08:47 GMT
#51
You should have listened to what she was saying on the phone or asked her what was going on — do people really have the right to privacy when using someone else's phone?

It did kinda seem like one of those things were it was drug or sex -related, but not necessarily either, nor necessarily illegal.
"Then he told me to tell you that he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire" — "Well, you tell him that I said that I wouldn't piss on him if he was on Jeopardy!"
Siggen
Profile Joined November 2011
143 Posts
March 29 2014 14:25 GMT
#52
On March 29 2014 03:58 Jerubaal wrote:
Anyone else think of pokemon when she said she needed to call Gary?


That's what I was thinking! Everyone knows that Gary always loses.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
March 29 2014 17:25 GMT
#53
Dude, you need to call that number now and update us on who picks up!
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Gleen
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Brazil707 Posts
March 29 2014 19:34 GMT
#54
If it's her boyfriend just say something like "sorry, i was just wondering how your number came up on my cellphone". It won't be a problem.
I'm nowhere near good, but I still have fun playing with my probes
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