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Jonathan the Tortoise

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Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25563 Posts
March 14 2014 17:43 GMT
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Jonathan the Tortoise


BBC News writes about Plantation House in St Helena and its tortoise, Jonathan. Jonathan is 182 years old and still kicking.

"He is virtually blind from cataracts, has no sense of smell - but his hearing is good," Joe tells me. At 182, Jonathan may be the oldest living land creature.

...

Jonathan is a rare Seychelles Giant. His lawn-fellows hail from the Aldabra Atoll in the Indian Ocean. Aldabra Giants number about 100,000, but only one small breeding population of Seychelles tortoises exists.

...

Nobody knows why Jonathan ended up in St Helena.

During the 17th Century ships could contain hundreds of easily-stacked tortoises, like a fast-food takeaway. In the Galapagos islands alone around 200,000 tortoises are thought to have been killed and eaten at this time.

How did Jonathan avoid this fate?


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Apparently this tortoise despite being nearly 2 centuries old is still sexually active and, despite being blind and unable to smell, has successfully scared his handlers into wearing thick gloves whenever they're near him because of his sharp beak. What a badass.

Since he gets to go wherever and people just bring him food, it seems like he spends most of his time wandering around, eating, and having sex with other tortoises. Not a bad life for a blind 182 year old tortoise.

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Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3825 Posts
March 14 2014 18:38 GMT
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Very Relevant:
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
dUTtrOACh
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2339 Posts
March 14 2014 19:08 GMT
#3
Grovbolle, that video made me hungry. Crazy to think that this tortoise is still 73 years younger than the one from that QI segment who died in 2006.

Cool blog, though. Have some stars.
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Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
March 14 2014 21:03 GMT
#4
Cool stuff. If only we had a tortoise whisperer to write down Jonathan's autobiography.
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
March 14 2014 21:10 GMT
#5
This tortoise is a bloody legend. I always thought that he lost his sight in a fire during WWII
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
Greg_J
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
China4409 Posts
March 15 2014 19:11 GMT
#6
I saw Lonely George on the Galapagos before he died. Its crazy to think an animal I saw in real life was the last of its species and they are now gone forever.
WikidSik
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada382 Posts
March 16 2014 01:41 GMT
#7
im guessing this is where Master Roshi's island and pet turtle came from in dragon ball z.
Iv been here for 5.5 years. My other accounts are named "Sonu" and "Dalroti" || I had some more but I cant find them XD || known in sc2 as "Sonu"
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32164 Posts
March 16 2014 03:58 GMT
#8
I heard about this recently. Crazy stuff.

Meeting Lonley George is cool as hell too.
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