EPTIt's kind of stupid and kind of sits between semi-serious advice and parody advice, i didn't know whether to take it further in any direction so eh whatever, please give it a read anyway and hopefully laugh
Instrumentals:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
It's the Ten Dota Commandments, what?
uh
uh
Can't tell me nothing about farmin, uh-huh
Can't tell me nothing about this hero, this patch,
This for my TeamLiquid niggas,
uh
n' those from Reddit I ain't forget you niggas, plus my real-life niggas
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 (10)
I've been playing this game for years, it made me a pub-star
stayin true to this shit, I wrote me a manual,
a step-by-step booklet for you to get,
your farm on track, Midas in the backpack
Rule Number Uno: never let no one know,
how much MMR you hold, cause you know-
that ranking breed jealousy 'specially
if that pull is fucked up, get yo' lane pushed up
Number Two: Never let the map be dewarded
Don't you know some of these heroes move in silence
lookin' to cause violence (uh-huh)
I done seen Top 10 Clips of my deaths 'n shit
Number Three: get help from ya team,
your support should ward that lane up,
to get you farmed up, shit, for that fast buck
enemies have to smoke just to gank your mid up
Number Four: I know you heard this before,
Never admit that you're a dota addict,
Number Five: Never show where you smoke at,
I don't care if it's a lonely support, they'll still bounce
Number Six: That god damn Courier, upgrade it,
Too fast for the enemies, won't even take a hit!
Seven: This rule is so underrated,
Keep your friends and Dota2 completely separated
Friendship and MMR don't mix like 2 Treant's and no Towers
Find yourself in some serious shit
Number Eight: Think about who holds the gem,
One mistake and you're giving it away to them
Number Nine should have been Number One to me:
If you're not confident stay the fuck from carry's,
if teammates think you're feedin' they ain't trying to listen,
they'll be crying in the fountain, in all-chat bitchin'
Number Ten: A strong item called "BKB",
droppin' 10 seconds of magic immunity
gettin ganked? pop it and make the enemies flee
Then you'll be rampaging all the way to a killing spree
Follow these rules and you'll have mad MMR to claim,
Top of the dota2 food chain,
talked about on forums, discussion on Reddit
and TI4 Invitations, keep dreaming, you'll get it
Gotta go, gotta go, more parody songs to make up, word up, uhh
It's the Ten Dota Commandments, what?
uh
uh
Can't tell me nothing about farmin, uh-huh
Can't tell me nothing about this hero, this patch,
This for my TeamLiquid niggas,
uh
n' those from Reddit I ain't forget you niggas, plus my real-life niggas
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 (10)
I've been playing this game for years, it made me a pub-star
stayin true to this shit, I wrote me a manual,
a step-by-step booklet for you to get,
your farm on track, Midas in the backpack
Rule Number Uno: never let no one know,
how much MMR you hold, cause you know-
that ranking breed jealousy 'specially
if that pull is fucked up, get yo' lane pushed up
Number Two: Never let the map be dewarded
Don't you know some of these heroes move in silence
lookin' to cause violence (uh-huh)
I done seen Top 10 Clips of my deaths 'n shit
Number Three: get help from ya team,
your support should ward that lane up,
to get you farmed up, shit, for that fast buck
enemies have to smoke just to gank your mid up
Number Four: I know you heard this before,
Never admit that you're a dota addict,
Number Five: Never show where you smoke at,
I don't care if it's a lonely support, they'll still bounce
Number Six: That god damn Courier, upgrade it,
Too fast for the enemies, won't even take a hit!
Seven: This rule is so underrated,
Keep your friends and Dota2 completely separated
Friendship and MMR don't mix like 2 Treant's and no Towers
Find yourself in some serious shit
Number Eight: Think about who holds the gem,
One mistake and you're giving it away to them
Number Nine should have been Number One to me:
If you're not confident stay the fuck from carry's,
if teammates think you're feedin' they ain't trying to listen,
they'll be crying in the fountain, in all-chat bitchin'
Number Ten: A strong item called "BKB",
droppin' 10 seconds of magic immunity
gettin ganked? pop it and make the enemies flee
Then you'll be rampaging all the way to a killing spree
Follow these rules and you'll have mad MMR to claim,
Top of the dota2 food chain,
talked about on forums, discussion on Reddit
and TI4 Invitations, keep dreaming, you'll get it
Gotta go, gotta go, more parody songs to make up, word up, uhh
