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TehPengiun
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
15 Posts
January 17 2014 20:04 GMT
#1
So its been a while since i last blogged. Winter break was pretty busy as i ended up working a ton and hanging out with my family. School started a couple weeks ago and the last party i went to nothing really ended up happening so w/e.

Anyway my friends were all like, we need to make up for last weeks disaster, so lets party thursday and friday night. My friend N has such good logic sometimes -____- Since all of us have class in the morning, we went pretty sober only having like a beer each. My friend ended up going with his girlfriend, and at most parties they serve two different drinks. They server beer for guys and girls, and this thing called jungles juice for girls. Now I hate the taste of beer. It's freaking disgusting. So i had my friends gf get me jungles juice, which at least has juice to mask the flavor. I chug a jungle juice, and then have a beer in my hand, so no one is the wiser. #NextLevelStrats.

So the party that we go to doesn't have very many people at all. maybe only like 60 people, and like 8 of them there are my friends. It ends up being a giant sausage fest. But since none of us are drunk, we just go to the dance floor and dance and mess around for like 2 hours. The story however doesn't end there my friend. You see at the dance floor was this asian girl, words do not discribe this girl. As i have learned in my previous blogs, Slut shaming is bad. But this girl was pretty thirsty.

She walks up to my friend and goes do i know you?

"um... know, i think this is the first time"
(However this was not the first time, as they had met last week and made out, however my friend now being sober realizes the terrible mistake that he has made)

"Are you sure"

"Yes, im sure..." (walks away)

Now you think this would be the end, however this girl would not stop. She tried to get with anyone and everyone. And boy was she persistent. She would see you dancing, dance up to you and try to start dancing with you. If you turned around, she would be back a minute later. This happened upwards of like 20 something times. And if my friends and I were dancing in a circle, she would like elbow her way in and start dancing. This proceeds for like the next hour and a half.

I go outside cause i'm sweating, and its hot. I meet this french guy and some other guy. And he's talking about how he likes american girls but they are too slow. In france he said it only takes one date, but in America you have to be nice and go get coffee and pretend you are interested... He ends up like putting his arm around me, and i'm feeling hella uncomfortable at this time. His arm is draped a little to far over, and he's like help me score with white girls. My friend comes out, who happens to be a white girl. We start talking and i'm like signaling for her to get away before she gets trapped. Long story short we end up in a picture, and the guy has his arm around all three of us. And i'm leaning away, and my friend is like bai bai.

Apparently the french guy later was like trying to dance with my friend, who has a gf...

some other things that ended up happening

-friend danced with two girls at once
-car chase (kind of)


peace out i got class to go to

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" ALL GLORY TO THE CHICK YOU MET LAST NIGHT" -Chairman Ray
solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
January 17 2014 20:22 GMT
#2
What a disappointing girl blog

When I see the girl blog tag I expect some drama
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EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
January 17 2014 20:45 GMT
#3
wait so...are you a girl or a guy? i can't tell from this blog T_T
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teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
January 17 2014 20:51 GMT
#4
well this ones boring oO
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NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
January 17 2014 20:58 GMT
#5
Very dull I should say. And I like beer.
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teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
January 17 2014 21:00 GMT
#6
On January 18 2014 05:45 Smurfett3 wrote:
wait so...are you a girl or a guy? i can't tell from this blog T_T

guy, he said he had to ask a friend to get him the girl only drink
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
suki
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada1159 Posts
January 17 2014 21:02 GMT
#7
You could have introduced the french guy to the asian girl
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
January 17 2014 21:43 GMT
#8
On January 18 2014 05:22 solidbebe wrote:
What a disappointing girl blog

When I see the girl blog tag I expect some drama

You musta've not read his post completely.
On January 18 2014 05:04 TehPengiun wrote:
-friend danced with two girls at once

Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
January 17 2014 21:50 GMT
#9
On January 18 2014 06:00 teddyoojo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2014 05:45 Smurfett3 wrote:
wait so...are you a girl or a guy? i can't tell from this blog T_T

guy, he said he had to ask a friend to get him the girl only drink

could be a timid girl
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TehPengiun
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
15 Posts
January 17 2014 21:54 GMT
#10
Overall the night was really fun. But not like a daring exciting except for the car chase at the end. D was trying to get this gurl whose name was C. The only problem was that she was in a different friends car. WE had to get to the dorm before she did so that D could get out of the car and try and get her number. What ended up following was something like, David go faster, the package is escaping. Both the cars were running red lights at like 3am and making illiegal turns.
" ALL GLORY TO THE CHICK YOU MET LAST NIGHT" -Chairman Ray
Muffloe
Profile Joined December 2012
Sweden6061 Posts
January 17 2014 23:02 GMT
#11
What, who actually hates beer :O
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-17 23:23:09
January 17 2014 23:19 GMT
#12
On January 18 2014 08:02 Muffloe wrote:
What, who actually hates beer :O


asian pussies that's who (okay maybe he isnt asian, im not 100%).
also not enough drama for a girl blog. and it sounds like a pretty bad night out, attention-whores everywhere.
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
Kurumi
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Poland6130 Posts
January 18 2014 02:15 GMT
#13
On January 18 2014 08:02 Muffloe wrote:
What, who actually hates beer :O

Easy bro, maybe he likes vodka.
OP, do you like vodka?
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FliedLice
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany7494 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-18 02:57:39
January 18 2014 02:57 GMT
#14
More would've probably made this blog more interesting one way or another.
Kevmeister @ Dota2
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
January 18 2014 03:25 GMT
#15
I can do vodka, but i dont really like the taste of alcohol in general. Its pretty disgusting imo. I do like 4 shots and then im done usually.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Keniji
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Netherlands2569 Posts
January 18 2014 13:55 GMT
#16
On January 18 2014 06:54 TehPengiun wrote:
Overall the night was really fun. But not like a daring exciting except for the car chase at the end. D was trying to get this gurl whose name was C. The only problem was that she was in a different friends car. WE had to get to the dorm before she did so that D could get out of the car and try and get her number. What ended up following was something like, David go faster, the package is escaping. Both the cars were running red lights at like 3am and making illiegal turns.


So uh... you were drunk (sorta, some beers) driving, going over the speed limit and ignoring red lights. Sounds like a smart, fun idea.
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
January 18 2014 14:07 GMT
#17
A lot of Asians dislike beer because it causes a weird kind of flushing of the skin (usually uneven or almost spotted in nature) and think it is an allergy (it's not an allergt afaik)
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Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37049 Posts
January 18 2014 19:08 GMT
#18
In what way is this a Girl Blog?
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6191 Posts
January 18 2014 20:07 GMT
#19
On January 18 2014 12:25 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
I can do vodka, but i dont really like the taste of alcohol in general. Its pretty disgusting imo. I do like 4 shots and then im done usually.

We were asking OP....
<3
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
January 18 2014 20:27 GMT
#20
On January 19 2014 05:07 dravernor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2014 12:25 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
I can do vodka, but i dont really like the taste of alcohol in general. Its pretty disgusting imo. I do like 4 shots and then im done usually.

We were asking OP....


Yeah, quit stealing the OP's spotlight, not-OP.
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