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NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
November 02 2013 15:09 GMT
#41
On November 03 2013 00:05 Smurfett3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2013 23:53 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
On November 02 2013 23:34 Smurfett3 wrote:
What are your weight and height stats? What do you consider fat?


5'7" 160 pounds. I am 5'8" in sneakers since even the smallest sneakers can give an inch in height. I really do not have any fat anywhere on my body (skinny arms and legs for example) but I have a little fat on my belly like something you would expect on a 50 year old man.

The first and most important thing you have to do if you want to be noticed is to take care of yourself.

That means, going to the gym and eating right (3 meals a day with veggies), shower + brushing teeth at least once a day, and wearing clothes that fit you.

I'm gonna take a wild guess that you probably don't do any of the above

edit: i really don't see why you consider yourself overweight. BMI says that you are "technicaly" overweight but a pound or two would make it consider you "normal weight". Really, no difference


Sure I'm not morbidly obese or even more than slightly overweight but I do have this conspicuous belly that seems so odd on my body. The rest of me is skinny I just have this strangely inflated belly.
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Maski
Profile Joined March 2012
Germany335 Posts
November 02 2013 15:12 GMT
#42
About the college stuff: You want to be treated like an adult? Then behave like one. It is extremely disrespectful towards your professor to regularly be late and the same goes for using your phone. You signed up for those classes, so you must be interested in them, otherwise it does not make sense. If you don't like lectures, don't sign up for them. If the prof gives you a syllabus in the first week where is says that there is an attendance policy and you don't like it, then just drop the class. There is actually a great amount of work and effort necessary to host a class, so show a little respect towards your prof.
EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
November 02 2013 15:27 GMT
#43
On November 03 2013 00:09 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2013 00:05 Smurfett3 wrote:
On November 02 2013 23:53 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
On November 02 2013 23:34 Smurfett3 wrote:
What are your weight and height stats? What do you consider fat?


5'7" 160 pounds. I am 5'8" in sneakers since even the smallest sneakers can give an inch in height. I really do not have any fat anywhere on my body (skinny arms and legs for example) but I have a little fat on my belly like something you would expect on a 50 year old man.

The first and most important thing you have to do if you want to be noticed is to take care of yourself.

That means, going to the gym and eating right (3 meals a day with veggies), shower + brushing teeth at least once a day, and wearing clothes that fit you.

I'm gonna take a wild guess that you probably don't do any of the above

edit: i really don't see why you consider yourself overweight. BMI says that you are "technicaly" overweight but a pound or two would make it consider you "normal weight". Really, no difference


Sure I'm not morbidly obese or even more than slightly overweight but I do have this conspicuous belly that seems so odd on my body. The rest of me is skinny I just have this strangely inflated belly.

another way of looking at it is the rest of you is so skinny that it makes your belly look fat...The only way you are going to make your belly even "flatter" is by working your core. No one is born with a 6 pac
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Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
November 02 2013 15:59 GMT
#44
On November 02 2013 14:48 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2013 14:32 Kingsky wrote:
5"7 is short?? thats like what 170cm? isnt that average???


Well maybe in Asian countries but here I feel like a midget. My eye level is at 5'2". When I am in sneakers I am 5'8". When average height girls (like 5 foot 3) wear sneakers they are almost same height as me. And when I am around short girls (like 5 feet tall) if they wear heels I am not much taller than them. And forget about taller girls who are 5 foot 5, 5 foot 6 or more, I am practically the same height as them and many times if she is 5'6" + in heels I am definitely clearly shorter. So in terms of height I do not stand out against women. I see all these 6 foot guys around me and it's like every girl comes up to their shoulder or their neck or their chin.


Dude, I'm like 5'4". 5'7 is definitely below average but certainly not fucking short. If there's anyone who should be depressed it should be me. But anyway, I kinda feel your pain man.
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3821 Posts
November 02 2013 16:35 GMT
#45
1: Curve grading is retarded and shouldn't be used at any level of education
2: Brush your teeth, seriously.
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Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
November 02 2013 17:18 GMT
#46
On November 03 2013 01:35 Grovbolle wrote:
1: Curve grading is retarded and shouldn't be used at any level of education
2: Brush your teeth, seriously.


Well, there are arguments for curve grading as well though.

In the workforce, you are often judge based on the performance of others. Whether or not you get promoted is often based if you are the best candidate among all the other employees being considered. Likewise for being laid off and cut.

This is also the case for interviews. You aren't interviewing to reach a certain skill, but to be better than enough of the other applicants to get a job.

In that regard, curve grading might not necessarily be the best for a purely educational and learning to learn perspective, but it does simulate the real world in certain ways pretty well.
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Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
November 02 2013 17:32 GMT
#47
I have a feeling this blog can only be the beginning of a disappointed Chill and Disneyland.
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CatNzHat
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1599 Posts
November 02 2013 17:41 GMT
#48
Ask Chris out on a date
SKC
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil18828 Posts
November 02 2013 17:46 GMT
#49
On November 03 2013 02:18 Bagration wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2013 01:35 Grovbolle wrote:
1: Curve grading is retarded and shouldn't be used at any level of education
2: Brush your teeth, seriously.


Well, there are arguments for curve grading as well though.

In the workforce, you are often judge based on the performance of others. Whether or not you get promoted is often based if you are the best candidate among all the other employees being considered. Likewise for being laid off and cut.

This is also the case for interviews. You aren't interviewing to reach a certain skill, but to be better than enough of the other applicants to get a job.

In that regard, curve grading might not necessarily be the best for a purely educational and learning to learn perspective, but it does simulate the real world in certain ways pretty well.


Thats because in a job interview your goal is to find the best candidate for a certain position. So yes, you are comparing candidates among themselfs. A class isnt trying to find the best students, its trying to ascertain whether all students learned enough to pass the test. Its comparing students with a certain level of knowledge, and that level of knowledge doesnt change if you have a group of good students or bad students. If a class has a lot of good students, they all deserve good grades. If a class has a lot of bad students, they all deserve bad grades.

Grading on a curve can be a cop out if you do bad tests. If you cant mantain a stable level of difficulty on your tests or if they are not well correlated to the knowledge that certain class should require for each grade, using a curve is probally better. Grading on a curve works on exams with diferent levels of difficulty but assumes all classes have the same kind of student. Regular grading requires the teacher to perform fair tests, which quite often isnt the case.
BeMannerDuPenner
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Germany5638 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-02 17:59:59
November 02 2013 17:59 GMT
#50
On November 03 2013 00:09 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2013 00:05 Smurfett3 wrote:
On November 02 2013 23:53 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
On November 02 2013 23:34 Smurfett3 wrote:
What are your weight and height stats? What do you consider fat?


5'7" 160 pounds. I am 5'8" in sneakers since even the smallest sneakers can give an inch in height. I really do not have any fat anywhere on my body (skinny arms and legs for example) but I have a little fat on my belly like something you would expect on a 50 year old man.

The first and most important thing you have to do if you want to be noticed is to take care of yourself.

That means, going to the gym and eating right (3 meals a day with veggies), shower + brushing teeth at least once a day, and wearing clothes that fit you.

I'm gonna take a wild guess that you probably don't do any of the above

edit: i really don't see why you consider yourself overweight. BMI says that you are "technicaly" overweight but a pound or two would make it consider you "normal weight". Really, no difference


Sure I'm not morbidly obese or even more than slightly overweight but I do have this conspicuous belly that seems so odd on my body. The rest of me is skinny I just have this strangely inflated belly.



tlhf subforum to solve all your problems at once!

get rid of belly and skinnyness, get confidence to ask girl or chris out etc

/remembered when i posted, tlhf got shattered in the new sports subforum...
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Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
November 02 2013 19:03 GMT
#51
On November 03 2013 02:46 SKC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2013 02:18 Bagration wrote:
On November 03 2013 01:35 Grovbolle wrote:
1: Curve grading is retarded and shouldn't be used at any level of education
2: Brush your teeth, seriously.


Well, there are arguments for curve grading as well though.

In the workforce, you are often judge based on the performance of others. Whether or not you get promoted is often based if you are the best candidate among all the other employees being considered. Likewise for being laid off and cut.

This is also the case for interviews. You aren't interviewing to reach a certain skill, but to be better than enough of the other applicants to get a job.

In that regard, curve grading might not necessarily be the best for a purely educational and learning to learn perspective, but it does simulate the real world in certain ways pretty well.


Thats because in a job interview your goal is to find the best candidate for a certain position. So yes, you are comparing candidates among themselfs. A class isnt trying to find the best students, its trying to ascertain whether all students learned enough to pass the test. Its comparing students with a certain level of knowledge, and that level of knowledge doesnt change if you have a group of good students or bad students. If a class has a lot of good students, they all deserve good grades. If a class has a lot of bad students, they all deserve bad grades.

Grading on a curve can be a cop out if you do bad tests. If you cant mantain a stable level of difficulty on your tests or if they are not well correlated to the knowledge that certain class should require for each grade, using a curve is probally better. Grading on a curve works on exams with diferent levels of difficulty but assumes all classes have the same kind of student. Regular grading requires the teacher to perform fair tests, which quite often isnt the case.


Sometimes a class is trying to find the best students. Occasionally the students will care about actually learning, but most times it's just about the grades. Learning the material is often just a positive side effect of getting a good grade.
Team Slayers, Axiom-Acer and Vile forever
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
November 02 2013 19:35 GMT
#52
On November 02 2013 16:06 Heyoka wrote:
You're really in love with Chris.


nailed it
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vlaric
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States412 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-02 19:40:39
November 02 2013 19:38 GMT
#53
OP, u are 5'7 and overweight, and u sometimes don't brush ur teeth. that is both disgusting and hilarious.

if this is srs then u gotta get in shape and take care of urself AT LEAST. ur university has a gym; use it.

nvm just saw that the girl is taller than u. sorry u have no chance unless you got a third leg buddy
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UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
November 02 2013 19:38 GMT
#54
I like how the guy is clearly either trolling or completely spun out mentally and the advice is like "you should work out." standard Internet. Like its probably true but it's as relevant as saying to him "you should check the oil in your car every 3000 miles."
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46561 Posts
November 02 2013 19:51 GMT
#55
Your professor isn't a douchebag. If you're consistently late without a good reason, then your laziness deserves to be punished. And if you have the audacity to sit in class and ignore your professor and surroundings by being on your phone (regardless of what you were checking on your phone), then you deserve to be called out on it. Just wait out the hour for class to end, and then check your messages.

I'd be just as frustrated with you if I was your professor, and if he doesn't want to curve the grades, he doesn't have to.

Also, either Chris gets your girl, or Chris ends up pitching and you end up catching. So you might as well try for a threesome. Touching his ears is weird as fuck though.

Also, there are zero good reasons for not brushing your teeth, especially if you care one bit about being a presentable human being.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-02 20:12:28
November 02 2013 20:09 GMT
#56
i had a professor that stopped what he was doing anytime someone came in late.

Then he pulled the poor student in front of the other 300 people and questioned her/him about when they woke up, what trasnportation they used, how it comes they are late, how they could improve it.
It was hilarious, noone managed to sneak in unseen.





Oh and curve notes are stupid, most my classes had like 20% best grade, then equal distribution and then 50-80% failed.

Curved would punish most people with the best grade as half of them would get downgraded and would reward the laziesby upping the grades significantly.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32160 Posts
November 02 2013 20:37 GMT
#57
i think you should blow your professor to save your grade. doing that will give you enough confidence to finally ask out chris
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EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
November 02 2013 20:43 GMT
#58
On November 03 2013 05:37 QuanticHawk wrote:
i think you should blow your professor to save your grade. doing that will give you enough confidence to finally ask out chris

is that what you did when you were in school?
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
November 02 2013 20:46 GMT
#59
On November 03 2013 05:43 Smurfett3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2013 05:37 QuanticHawk wrote:
i think you should blow your professor to save your grade. doing that will give you enough confidence to finally ask out chris

is that what you did when you were in school?

I wish some of my dumbshit students would blow me for grades. They're all legal and some of them aren't bad lookin.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28913 Posts
November 09 2013 19:46 GMT
#60
they aren't legal when you're a teacher?
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