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My Professor Is A Douche Bag [Girl Blog] - Page 2

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KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
November 02 2013 08:26 GMT
#21
On November 02 2013 17:17 UniversalSnip wrote:
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On November 02 2013 16:59 KlaCkoN wrote:
Spoiler alert: you will not end up with the girl in this blog. But that's ok. You'll find someone else.

Oh, I think he already has. Someday while he's in bed with Chris, moaning in ecstasy as his friend sweatily penetrates him, he's going to look back at this blog and laugh at how obsessed he was with this girl.

Chris sounds good enough that I'm sure no one will be thinking of TL blogs during such a night, should it come to pass.
Also you guys are mean :p
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
DefMatrixUltra
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1992 Posts
November 02 2013 09:11 GMT
#22
On November 02 2013 14:13 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
And said right off the bat on the first day that there is no curve because "this is collage".


http://adamrose.name/main/Portfolio_files/Collage-Nintendo.JPG

It's odd that you have such social anxiety but here in your blogs you can type out the most cringe-worthy embarrassing things to an audience of ~hundreds. You realize that the population of TL is not so different from the general population? Try to analyze things you do out in the wild from the perspective of "if I was on TL, I would..." and so on.
sths
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Australia192 Posts
November 02 2013 09:34 GMT
#23
Are you related to Epishade by any chance?
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
November 02 2013 11:23 GMT
#24
People here are mean. He's either young or a troll, no need to treat him so badly.
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Tiwo
Profile Joined March 2009
Netherlands306 Posts
November 02 2013 11:42 GMT
#25
I miss the plot twist in the end that Chris is the douche bag teacher who is the girl you love.

If this is not the case, this is a very misleading blog. But still a funky read.
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2574 Posts
November 02 2013 12:30 GMT
#26
On November 02 2013 20:23 Atom Cannister wrote:
People here are mean. He's either young or a troll, no need to treat him so badly.


Well he is in college but still complains about getting caught using his phone in class and having an attendance policy.

How is your eye level at 5'2'' if you're 5'8''? Do you hunch way over or have a spinal disorder or something?

Take responsibility for the things you do in life and fake some confidence and let the girl know you're interested in her company. Build a little rapport and ask if she wants to hang out. If she does then great, if not no big deal either.

And brush your teeth at least twice a day.
LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
November 02 2013 12:52 GMT
#27
That must be quite the useless class when the professor has to force people to come to it.




And brush your freaking teeth 2-3 times, otherwise you probably stink from your mouth and no girl will ever want to speak with you. And since you are allready overweight, you just reinforce peoples conception of you as a lazy bum.
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
November 02 2013 13:10 GMT
#28
On November 02 2013 21:30 AirbladeOrange wrote:
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On November 02 2013 20:23 Atom Cannister wrote:
People here are mean. He's either young or a troll, no need to treat him so badly.


Well he is in college but still complains about getting caught using his phone in class and having an attendance policy.


Being a dick to him probably isn't the best solution.
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Recognizable
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Netherlands1552 Posts
November 02 2013 13:24 GMT
#29
Haha what the hell.
Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10126 Posts
November 02 2013 13:44 GMT
#30
ninja [boy blog]
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
Shinbi
Profile Joined December 2009
338 Posts
November 02 2013 14:04 GMT
#31
I was hoping that your professor stole your girl in the middle of class but alas =/

You should probably touch Chris's ear more.
[DUF]MethodMan
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany1716 Posts
November 02 2013 14:23 GMT
#32
some weird shit right here
Golgotha
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)8418 Posts
November 02 2013 14:26 GMT
#33
is anyone else confused? I am confused. what happened with the kimchi and chris? I thought this was a girl blog.

Also, the first thing I would suggest is taking care of yourself and getting into shape! It will help with your confidence since being short and overweight is a big no no for girls.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
November 02 2013 14:32 GMT
#34
You need to socialize more and observe how other people behave because your actions / thoughts from this blog are really bizarre. Examples:

On November 02 2013 14:13 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:Her friends intimidate me more than she does because I know that deep inside she is a sweet caring gentle generous person.


You don't know her and have never even met her - but you know who she is deep down. That makes no sense.


On November 02 2013 14:13 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:If it were just the two of us trapped in an elevator for a couple hours I could open up to her and express myself and my feelings for her, but it's the social expectations that prevent me from doing so.


She doesn't know you, so if you and her became stuck in an elevator and you took that time to pour out your heart to her and express your extreme superficial emotions - that would likely creep her out.


On November 02 2013 14:13 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:But he is tall for Asian, 6 foot 1 inches. And he has a slim body with nice fashion sense. I'm kinda jealous of his hair. He looks like an Asian Ashton Kutcher, he is funny, smart, and cute. He's also pretty dangerous. I was inside his car once and he has a breathalyzer right next to the steering wheel. Apparently it's there so he can tell if it's safe for him to drive or not after a night of drinking.



This is odd - are you sure you're not bisexual? You're describing your friend in a rather sexual way that somewhat indicates you're attracted to them.

On November 02 2013 14:13 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:I don't know why I did it maybe it was an instinctive reaction but I touched one of his ears accidentally to see how cold it was outside. I didn't even realize I was practically on top of him at that point because he offered me a piece of gum aswell.


So you just instinctively wanted to touch your male friends face to judge the temperature outside and then before you know it, you're practically on top of him. This is strange. Are you bi? Seriously.

On November 02 2013 14:13 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:You see. I don't intentionally avoid brushing my teeth but sometimes in the mornings especially when I wake up late I just don't have time to brush and I eat breakfast without brushing and head out the front door. Sure it's not very healthy for your teeth to skip brushing, and if I don't brush in the morning my teeth feel really dirty by night so I definitely brush before bed. That being said, sometimes if I'm tired or just feeling lazy I will skip brushing at night if I brushed in the morning. I just never tell people about my habit because people are socially conditioned to think if someone doesn't brush twice a day they must be a weirdo.


Brush your teeth in the morning if anything, it's not about the health of your teeth as much as it is not being unpleasant. Your fantasy is being alone in an inescapable enclosed space with a woman you don't know (but you think you do), who is a friend of your cute, attractive friend so you can pour out your heart to her - but you're not worried about your breath.

I really don't know how to advise people who are socially awkward, it seems like you must have missed out on a phase of your life where you realize what's appropriate and what's inappropriate - so I am not sure how you get that back. The best thing would be to socialize more, observe other people, and act like they do. I can tell you that you have some bizarre thoughts and habits that you should probably work on before attempting to ask out women.
EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
November 02 2013 14:34 GMT
#35
What are your weight and height stats? What do you consider fat?
Sc2 Terran Coach, top 16GM NA - interested in coaching? Message me on teamliquid!
HeeroFX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2704 Posts
November 02 2013 14:41 GMT
#36
On November 02 2013 17:17 wingpawn wrote:
- Your professor is actually reasonable. College isn't a picnic; turn off your phone and learn to get to the classes on time.
- Getting someone to set you up with a girl is a terrible idea, especially if it's your friend. Be manly and speak to her yourself.
- Feeling insecure about homosexuality is actually a sign of 100% heterosexual male, so just ignore those stupid thoughts.
- What if I told you that, ultimately, brushing your teeth often and getting girls to go out with you are somehow connected?



just wanted to emphasize this more. He is 100% right.
Ender985
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Spain910 Posts
November 02 2013 14:43 GMT
#37
I'm still waiting for the part where the douchebag professor steals Chris away from you in the middle of the class. Also want to know how the kimchi situation ended.

Props to Chris if he is reading this blog!! (korean, likes SC, lives in the US, I'd say chances are pretty good xD)
Member of the Pirate Party - direct democracy, institutional transparency, and freedom of information
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
November 02 2013 14:53 GMT
#38
On November 02 2013 23:34 Smurfett3 wrote:
What are your weight and height stats? What do you consider fat?


5'7" 160 pounds. I am 5'8" in sneakers since even the smallest sneakers can give an inch in height. I really do not have any fat anywhere on my body (skinny arms and legs for example) but I have a little fat on my belly like something you would expect on a 50 year old man.
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EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-02 15:07:18
November 02 2013 15:05 GMT
#39
On November 02 2013 23:53 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2013 23:34 Smurfett3 wrote:
What are your weight and height stats? What do you consider fat?


5'7" 160 pounds. I am 5'8" in sneakers since even the smallest sneakers can give an inch in height. I really do not have any fat anywhere on my body (skinny arms and legs for example) but I have a little fat on my belly like something you would expect on a 50 year old man.

The first and most important thing you have to do if you want to be noticed is to take care of yourself.

That means, going to the gym and eating right (3 meals a day with veggies), shower + brushing teeth at least once a day, and wearing clothes that fit you.

I'm gonna take a wild guess that you probably don't do any of the above

edit: i really don't see why you consider yourself overweight. BMI says that you are "technicaly" overweight but a pound or two would make it consider you "normal weight". Really, no difference
Sc2 Terran Coach, top 16GM NA - interested in coaching? Message me on teamliquid!
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-02 15:25:43
November 02 2013 15:07 GMT
#40
Just to let you guys know something about this girl's personality and update on the situation:

Her name is Kaitlyn. She is Caucasian blonde but she might be half Asian because her eyes are different looking. But she could also be Russian I don't know. Like I said she is 3 inches taller than me and has a huge behind. But she is skinny, so she looks like a model.

She used to work as a waitress at a country club.

She has this flirty personality most of the time. Like she will be nice and friendly to everyone. For example when she was running for student government she would offer everyone candy. She talks to everyone and is open and honest. She does not seem to possess any of the almost debilitating social inhibitions that I have, And she will constantly play with her hair even in class (for example take off the bun so her hair goes down, then put her hair back up in a ponytail, etc.). I'm not sure if anyone else notices these details about her but I seem to always look at her.

Now about Chris
Last Thursday in class I came in 5 minutes late and sat right in front of him. Now I don't know if he did it on purpose but he "accidentally" dropped his pen so it came next to my chair. 10 minutes later he accidentally dropped his empty cup of coffee right next to my chair. Keep in mind he was sitting behind me so maybe he was just stretching his manly arms and not caring about anything in his way. But he seems to be playing mind games with me now.
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