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United States10154 Posts
So usual backstory, met a girl in school, shes pretty cute, nice personality, blah blah blah. dont want to bore you to death about it.
so we've only known each other for like... not even a full week yet. we talk everyday every second we can and we hangout in school or w.e. we flirt a lot but she gives me weird signals and stuff, like idk if she likes me or not. she says im a great friend (coughfriendzonecough) but suggests a lot of ideas that seems that she likes me, like going on "dates" and stuff (taking her places, do stuff together without anyone else, etc.)
then out of the blue today, while we're talking, she asks me to fuck. i have no idea if shes trolling me (doesn't seem like the type though she did troll me when she told me she was a lesbian). shes only a freshman right now while im a senior. and she tells me shes not a slut or anything (i can believe that) but shes also given a guy a handjob as the most shes ever done with other guys. the problem is, everything that shes told me about herself so far points to someone who wouldn't want to randomly just ask a guy to fuck.
what do you guys think? is she just trolling or does she actually want the penor?
yes this is a shitty blog, this is my first one. give me a break ><
 
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why does it matter? wouldn't your answer to her question be the same whether shes trolling or not? just tell her of course you want to fuck, you're a guy so half the time you walk around with a hard on looking for a home. if you give your answer in a half-joking half-serious way then you can see whether shes fucking with you or not. worse case is that she wont put out and you can laugh it off and get on with your day. best case is that you get some easy pussy.
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That doesn't make any sense, either the story is made up or one/neither of you wanted to fuck, or you are just retarded. If she said that, then that means she wanted to go asap unless she was kidding. The moment has passed so your entire question is irrelevant.
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When you say freshmen and senior, do you mean college or high school?
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United States10154 Posts
On October 28 2013 02:31 DanLee wrote:
That doesn't make any sense, either the story is made up or one/neither of you wanted to fuck, or you are just retarded. If she said that, then that means she wanted to go asap unless she was kidding. The moment has passed so your entire question is irrelevant.
its not made up. at all. tbh i think shes kidding but the way she phrased it and stuff makes it seem like its not. idek. its w.e. at this point.
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On October 28 2013 02:34 Bagration wrote:
When you say freshmen and senior, do you mean college or high school?
I think this is the most important. If you're still in high school then I'd say don't do it, you are probably 17-18 and she is probably 14-15. That's just kind of weird. It would only create problems. In my opinion you should find someone you like closer to your own age.
If you're in college then I don't know. The way you portray her makes her seem mentally unstable and very odd. I would personally try to find someone that is more normal. Not that it's bad to be a little weird, but she sounds like the crazy kind of weird. I mean, you've only known her for a week and she just asked you to have sex. People don't normally ask other people to have sex outright.
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Most freshmen in high school still look like little kids 
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On October 28 2013 02:34 Bagration wrote:
When you say freshmen and senior, do you mean college or high school?
i use my psychic powers
HMMMMMM
"montgomery high school in skillman, NJ"
amirite
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TBH it would be pretty easy to figure out this guy's info from his past blogs but I'd be pretty pissed if someone actually came up with all of that info on me without asking I'd be kind of creeped out and nervous.
I'm 99% sure that you are correct, though because of http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=281003.
So if you are a senior in high school I say drop it.
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On October 28 2013 03:49 catplanetcatplanet wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2013 02:34 Bagration wrote:
When you say freshmen and senior, do you mean college or high school? i use my psychic powers HMMMMMM "montgomery high school in skillman, NJ" amirite
akward coz its illegal if under 18 right?
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Either a revenge / stupid bet plot or she just decided to get rid of her virginity and you were picked as a tool to make it happen.
You should've asked here to touch your neck and when she does it, go: "See? I'm a man and have pulse; here's your answer."
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There's this really important sentence you used at the beginning that had to do with how long you've known each other. There's no trust built up, there's no relationship beyond your infatuation. Without that trust someone will get hurt. Despite the societal pressure for men to have sex and how much it's trivialized in the media and in porn, sex is pretty serious business. Imagine you were asked to start a business with someone after knowing them for four days.
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My read on the situation: since you are not making any moves (ie have you kissed her yet? Probably not) she threw that your way to see if she could get you moving somehow. Half joking half not in order to not look like a slut.
How to proceed from here: Fuck her. Just invite her for dinner at your place and bingo. On a silver plate.
Alternatively: Continue doing whatever you are doing and loose her interest in around 1 week.
Edit: Unless if she is 14 or 15. In this case disregard above and just touch her boobs instead.
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Is she hot? Do it if so...
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On October 28 2013 04:54 traceurling wrote:
Is she hot? Do it if so...
Dude she is probably 14 or 15.
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