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Meadowlark
United States349 Posts
On October 28 2013 09:40 n.DieJokes wrote: Seeing as you came to us for advice on this sensitive issue I can deduce that you make terrible decisions so whatever you end up deciding to, do the opposite of that. This is very true | ||
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AnachronisticAnarchy
United States2957 Posts
On October 28 2013 08:09 vlaric wrote: ya, srsly. use protection and make the most of this opportunity OP i don't get why 99% of the posters here are afraid of OP getting busted for statuatory or 'getting busted'. did any of u guys even go to high school? people were smashing all the time, people's parents found out all the time, but people weren't getting busted for statuatory any of the time. srsly, the most that happens is girls'/guys' parents force them to break up and/or make them move schools. Ok, so maybe you don't get charged with statutory. That's fine. You had sex. That's great. But what if charges are pressed? Then it's over. GG. End of the line. You have a colossal felony on your record. Your life ends right there. It. Ends. Right. There. It is NEVER worth taking a risk that large when you can just wait a few months/years and find someone else to bang. I mean, I know that adolescents aren't capable of forming good long-term decisions, but seriously. You might as well take a thousand dollar dare to point what you're told is an unloaded gun at your head and pull the trigger. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States45280 Posts
EDIT: Fuck her if it's legal and if she's not crazy. And wear protection ffs. | ||
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Steins;Gate
1422 Posts
On October 28 2013 10:38 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: Hey another New Jerseyan! EDIT: Fuck her if it's legal and if she's not crazy. And wear protection ffs. Yea, do her if you're 17, and make sure to wear protection. | ||
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Bigtony
United States1606 Posts
This is a fucking trap btw. Not like 'to catch a predator' but 'this cannot possibly end well at all.' Don't do it. | ||
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goody153
44238 Posts
and how did you know she gives handjobs ? | ||
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Spec
Taiwan931 Posts
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BisuDagger
Bisutopia19307 Posts
2. Go for it. 3. Realize she just left on a plane to South Korea to find Bisu. ...Fuck, that won't work. Ok ok new plan. 1. Show her a picture of Flash losing SPL finals. 2. Tell her nothing could look worse then that. 3. Start crying even after she leaves the room. DAMNIT, all my ideas get Bisu laid and not you. Sorry  . | ||
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AlphaWhale
Australia328 Posts
On October 28 2013 02:21 FlaShFTW wrote: then out of the blue today, while we're talking, she asks me to fuck. i have no idea if shes trolling me (doesn't seem like the type though she did troll me when she told me she was a lesbian). shes only a freshman right now while im a senior. and she tells me shes not a slut or anything (i can believe that) but shes also given a guy a handjob as the most shes ever done with other guys. the problem is, everything that shes told me about herself so far points to someone who wouldn't want to randomly just ask a guy to fuck. what do you guys think? is she just trolling or does she actually want the penor? yes this is a shitty blog, this is my first one. give me a break >< Did you know girls like having sex too? Who would've thought... On October 28 2013 02:21 FlaShFTW wrote: then out of the blue today, while we're talking, she asks me to fuck. i have no idea if shes trolling me THEN YOU SHOULD BEGIN TO MAKING FUCK. GET OFF TEAMLIQUID. On October 28 2013 02:21 FlaShFTW wrote:everything that shes told me about herself so far points to someone who wouldn't want to randomly just ask a guy to fuck. She trusts you enough that she thinks there won't be any negative repercussions after you guys slam genitals together. Even if she is "trolling" you. Look at this logically. THE WORST OUTCOME IS THAT YOU TWO WILL NOT FUCK. If you make a move, you might get your dick wet. If you make a move and rejects you, you won't get laid and that's the end of it. If you don't make a move, you won't get laid and you'll be stuck with thinking of what might've been. | ||
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vlaric
United States412 Posts
On October 28 2013 13:02 AlphaWhale wrote: Even if she is "trolling" you. Look at this logically. THE WORST OUTCOME IS THAT YOU TWO WILL NOT FUCK. . on TL this is not the case apparently | ||
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BisuDagger
Bisutopia19307 Posts
Yes sometimes you get STDs (STIs in current vocab) even without the sex. But usually you're a KT Flash or Bomber fan if that happens. | ||
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AlphaWhale
Australia328 Posts
On October 28 2013 06:00 Chocolate wrote: Yeah but she is a freshman. Grade 9 vs. Grade 12. There is a high probability that she is 14, and OP turns 18 in about 3 weeks. As for the bolded, it is a very easy way to fuck up your life. I hope you aren't being serious. It seems I am the only person here who has a problem with a relationship between a 14-15 yo and a 17-18 yo that have only known each other for a week. WTF? indeed. Yeah who the fuck has heard of a horny teenager? | ||
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hp.Shell
United States2527 Posts
On October 28 2013 02:31 relyt wrote: why does it matter? wouldn't your answer to her question be the same whether shes trolling or not? just tell her of course you want to fuck, you're a guy so half the time you walk around with a hard on looking for a home. if you give your answer in a half-joking half-serious way then you can see whether shes fucking with you or not. worse case is that she wont put out and you can laugh it off and get on with your day. best case is that you get some easy pussy. That's not the kind of question you give answers to in a half-joking way. Jaedong stare and confirm is the only way to not fail. Edit: Oh this is high school freshman girl not uni? Well then, I guess it's a bit more complicated. | ||
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Slaughter
United States20254 Posts
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Fuchsteufelswild
Australia2028 Posts
If she was suggesting "going on dates" and meeting with just the two of you before, I'd say it was pretty obvious already that you weren't being "friendzoned". :p Not trolling in my opinion and I don't see why being trolled would be so bad here except that yeah, you could be committing a crime if the age is really that low. I tend to forget the ages of people at these US terms like "freshmen" etc. Don't do it if it's that young. On the other hand, I'm tempted to agree with Shauni about this post... It is a pretty stupid sort of post regardless. I feel this is exactly the sort of supposed girl blog that should get trolled. So actually, what you don't realise, is she's one of those people that look very young for their age and she is a little over 30 years old. Things haven't gone right for her, drugs were a large part of her life in the past and she hasn't "found her way" in life, she's been manipulative in the past and lost her numerous past groups of friends once they realised how dodgy she was but as she's not a completely thick person either, so she's actually got a really devious plan going, probably involving getting pregnant to you and getting you to pay welfare. In fact, she's probably raking in all the study money from the numerous young students she's intentionally gotten knocked up by. It's a trap, man, she's after your pocket money. | ||
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L_Master
United States8017 Posts
On October 28 2013 05:50 vlaric wrote: "TL, girl wants the D, what should i do?!" come on man, just smash already and get it over with EDIT: after seeing ur pic in another thread, i highly recommend u smash. u may never get this opportunity again (SRS) wtf? This guy is good looking if anything. Certainly not ugly. Not to mention looks are not all that important for attracting women. There is zero reason to think he would "never get this chance again", and many reasons to think he will get chances like this many times (albiet not in such a direct fashion) | ||
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B.I.G.
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BlitzerSC
Italy8800 Posts
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
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Shebuha
Canada1335 Posts
On October 28 2013 08:51 dRaW wrote: just get a girl your own age or wait till university, she's not trolling but girls @ this age are cray As if girls his age or at university aren't cray.  | ||
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