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If progamers were drinks, what would they be?

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eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
May 29 2013 17:33 GMT
#1
Kinda inspired by seeing White-Ra work the bar at WCS Europe, I ponder the question, what would a progamer be like if they were a drink? Alcoholic drink, to be specific.

Would White-Ra be a White Russian? He's technically Ukranian, but still.

I once saw Violet down a jager bomb. Perhaps something could be made from that.

Maybe Polt can be something Texas-inspired, perhaps Austin-inspired since he is going to that excellent school. Hook'em!

Jinro is Jinro. Can't get around that.

Maybe Nestea could be worked into some sort of tea-based drink mix.


On an slightly unrelated thought, assuming I wanted to get fucked up at a bar sometime, what drinks would be recommended? I already heard that Long Islands do the trick pretty well. I wonder what else.


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Race is Terran
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
United States382 Posts
May 29 2013 17:53 GMT
#2
Im a big fan of margaritas. Who cares if they are called girl drinks, they taste great and to be honest I have the tolerance of a girl anyways, but I also don't mind scotch on the rocks too,
ghrur
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3787 Posts
May 29 2013 17:56 GMT
#3
Nestea could be the long island ice tea.
darkness overpowering
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
May 29 2013 18:05 GMT
#4
On May 30 2013 02:56 ghrur wrote:
Nestea could be the long island ice tea.

You approach it thinking that it's weak and unassuming (Zergbong), but before you know it, it fucks you up beyond belief (3 GSL championships). I can see this working.
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iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
May 29 2013 18:23 GMT
#5
Nada is Sex on the Beach.
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
Kommatiazo
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States579 Posts
May 29 2013 18:29 GMT
#6
MVP should be a solid, popular and delicious beer (whatever one that is for you). Always a good choice. Always delicious. Strong and dependable for fucking shit up. But also sippable and enjoyable as an everyday beverage. Classy and sophisticated yet not pretentious and aloof like a wine or rare brew, available to everyone but still a symbol of success and confidence. I would buy a girl an MVP to have a good conversation and have a good time, not to be trashy and hit on her. Also, it would have won best beer in the world 4 times, plus many other accolades.
"You must enemy don't know, and very good micro" - Bosstoss #Wet4Ret
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
May 29 2013 19:23 GMT
#7
Flash: whiskey pocari sweat mix.
Flossy
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States870 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-29 19:33:06
May 29 2013 19:28 GMT
#8
I'm trying to think of a pun for Idra, but I can't get one.

Edit: Idra: Grack and coke
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josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
May 29 2013 20:11 GMT
#9
Grack on the Rocks
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Zaranth
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States345 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-29 20:21:33
May 29 2013 20:19 GMT
#10
iNcontroL has to be the Long Island.

I feel Maringking should be something fruity, like a sangria.
Maker of Cheerfuls @eZaranth
felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6169 Posts
May 29 2013 20:36 GMT
#11
On May 30 2013 05:19 Zaranth wrote:
iNcontroL has to be the Long Island.

I feel Maringking should be something fruity, like a sangria.


No way. Marineking is all man, albeit fashionable man.

Okay, how about an amaretto sour?
Yes, I email sponsors... to thank them. Don't post drunk, kids. My king, what has become of you?
clementdudu
Profile Joined September 2010
France819 Posts
May 29 2013 21:09 GMT
#12
stephano is definitly absinthe:
french
looks gay
smashes faces
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
May 29 2013 21:16 GMT
#13
Bisu should be something fruity and girly.

Mantoss, on the other hand, needs the manliest thing out there.
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Elegy
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1629 Posts
May 30 2013 02:45 GMT
#14
On May 30 2013 03:29 Kommatiazo wrote:
MVP should be a solid, popular and delicious beer (whatever one that is for you). Always a good choice. Always delicious. Strong and dependable for fucking shit up. But also sippable and enjoyable as an everyday beverage. Classy and sophisticated yet not pretentious and aloof like a wine or rare brew, available to everyone but still a symbol of success and confidence. I would buy a girl an MVP to have a good conversation and have a good time, not to be trashy and hit on her. Also, it would have won best beer in the world 4 times, plus many other accolades.


He's a London Pride.
ASoo
Profile Joined November 2010
2867 Posts
May 30 2013 03:00 GMT
#15
On May 30 2013 06:09 clementdudu wrote:
stephano is definitly absinthe:
french
looks gay
smashes faces

/approve

I can't decide if MC is an Old Fashioned or an Irish Korean car bomb.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 30 2013 03:09 GMT
#16
Jinrotonic

How can you just say Jinro is Jinro and miss this?
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
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