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felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6168 Posts
April 28 2013 19:13 GMT
#21
At least it's not this...

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Yes, that image is about life sized. Now that I've sufficiently freaked you out (they fly, too!)...

Obviously, clean. Try to remove any easy food sources for them - spilled food, check for anything chewing its way through cardboard, etc. A pest service may be an idea, or if you have access to them, there are a few different products that can reduce potential. Sadly, when you see one it's probably already time to firebomb it and move on. But, having had to battle the above creature (I've lived in some less than stellar places) if you can secure the food supply, and be judicious in the use of products geared at interrupting the reproductive cycle placed in areas they may show up in, you can at least maintain a state of minimal freaking out.

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Seriously. I lived in a house where the American cockroach was the primary tenant. It got to where I didn't twitch when I turned on a light and the kitchen floor receded, and where I would just brush them off when they landed on me when they were flying across the hallway. Later, when I was back in that house, I began cleaning the kitchen diligently and applying some products in locations where I knew they hid out. All the carpeting was ripped out. Any egg pod discovered was destroyed immediately, and large groups of them became a place to treat. Borax was used, as was some Raid maxcontrol, with weekly rotations of roach bait/traps. Eventually, they become a rare sight, although in Florida you absolutely will never eradicate the little big fuckers. Even where I live now, I occasionally find one, and the apartments here have pretty good pest protection.
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Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
April 28 2013 19:13 GMT
#22
Need more gecko.

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ImbaTosS
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1706 Posts
April 28 2013 19:13 GMT
#23
OP, you're an absolute nutcase. I'm also sure 1 insect =/= infestation.

And seriously... a bumblebee??? I just read that OP too and you are going waaaaay overboard.
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kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
April 28 2013 19:22 GMT
#24
On April 29 2013 04:13 ImbaTosS wrote:
OP, you're an absolute nutcase. I'm also sure 1 insect =/= infestation.

And seriously... a bumblebee??? I just read that OP too and you are going waaaaay overboard.


Oh, you reckon my deadly fear of creatures that are half the size of my little finger is irrational?

Do you really think so? That's quite the insight!
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Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
April 28 2013 19:38 GMT
#25
lol is that your post on /b/? "How do you get rid of German cockroaches?"
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
April 28 2013 19:44 GMT
#26
Why would you take a picture of a dark colored bug on a dark surface if you want us to identify it? Anyways if you want a traditional recipe to get rid of roaches, create a mixture of boric acid, sugar, and flour. Sugar attracts it, flour makes the boric acid stick to their bodies so they take it back to their hive. Don't kill spiders, huntsmen, and house centipedes-- they all eat roaches.

I just did it funny you have google at the tip of your hands and you ask a game forum for infestation advice. Makes me wonder if you're sheltered with any world experience.
Without a paddle up shit creek.
WerderBremen
Profile Joined September 2011
Germany1070 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-28 19:50:14
April 28 2013 19:49 GMT
#27
If I were you I would totally freak out. The one you got there - and at least a couple behind you dont see.I would make sure what kind of monster this is (go to pest company or so) and then talk serious to my flatmates. Depending on their reaction and my relationship to them I would call the rentor. I really like a clean flat, so maybe that would just be my personal overreaction xD
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munchmunch
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada789 Posts
April 28 2013 19:57 GMT
#28
On April 29 2013 04:44 matiK23 wrote:
Why would you take a picture of a dark colored bug on a dark surface if you want us to identify it?
This. Give us a better picture and we might have a chance.

People who don't have much contact with cockroaches (usually because they live in a climate where they are rare) usually have an outsized fear of the bug. Remember, at the end of the day they are just another type of insect. A really bad roach infestation is pretty gross, but if you were in that situation you would probably have noticed already.
kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
April 28 2013 20:06 GMT
#29
On April 29 2013 04:38 Mothra wrote:
lol is that your post on /b/? "How do you get rid of German cockroaches?"


Nope, I don't visit reddit.
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kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
April 28 2013 20:13 GMT
#30
On April 29 2013 04:44 matiK23 wrote:
Why would you take a picture of a dark colored bug on a dark surface if you want us to identify it?


I just did it funny you have google at the tip of your hands and you ask a game forum for infestation advice. Makes me wonder if you're sheltered with any world experience.


That's where I found it, I couldn't bring myself to move it, for fear it would jump.

What page on google would help me? I can't look at pictures of bugs for too long or I puke, so how would I ever identify that beast?
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r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-28 20:22:26
April 28 2013 20:16 GMT
#31
On April 29 2013 05:06 kafkaesque wrote:
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On April 29 2013 04:38 Mothra wrote:
lol is that your post on /b/? "How do you get rid of German cockroaches?"


Nope, I don't visit reddit.

You probably should start doing so: http://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/ (triggers, watch out)

In general first of all that thing is super small. The only fully grown one I've ever seen was more like... 3 keys on my keyboard long. Also in general to give you even worse news you're going to love: If you manage to see one it is usually an indicator for their regular living place being overflown with too many of them. The only way to really know what's going on is going to your local erh... hardware store (Obi, Heimwerker, you know what I mean) and they have traps around to catch them. If that trap catches some, you're screwed. Run. If it doesn't, you're fine.

Edit: In general, insects that have their legs curled up like this are dead. It won't jump. I'm also aware that you won't want to trust me on this but... it won't jump. Getting it in front of a white background might help to make the job of those guys at the subreddit easier.

Edit 2: Since I'm also aware that you prolly don't want to look at that subreddit too long, here are their guidelines:

WELCOME TO R/WHATSTHISBUG!

Got a photo of a bug you'd like identified? Submit it here and we'll try to figure it out!

I don't need an ID, but can I share a cool bug? Yes! This subreddit is also a community for any arthropodic discussion.

Before you post, we are not going to kill it with fire, so don't ask!

If your submission does not appear in the "NEW" bucket, message the mods to check the spam filter.


SUBMISSION GUIDELINES

Indicate the geographic location.

Take the clearest and most detailed photo possible.

Indicate the size excluding antennae - the more precise the better.

Provide any other information you feel could help!


Direct submission link: Click.

Normal formatting is "[Location] WHAT IS THIS" or whatever.
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kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
April 28 2013 20:26 GMT
#32
Wow, that is so considerate of you, thank you very much!
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r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-28 20:30:15
April 28 2013 20:28 GMT
#33
On April 29 2013 05:26 kafkaesque wrote:
Wow, that is so considerate of you, thank you very much!

I only have to say "Hey, look what did just crawl over there?" and my gf almost explodes. It's more common than you think it is. It still is somehwat funny from time to time I have to admit. :>

Edit: On the bright side I made her appreciate Silverfish and Chrysopidae ("Florfliegen"). Those things are too cute. Progress! =D
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
April 28 2013 20:29 GMT
#34
On April 29 2013 04:06 AnachronisticAnarchy wrote:
Is Germany really so obscenely sterile that he's never once seen a roach in his entire freaking life? I'm from a well-off family in a well-off neighborhood, but I still see a wood roach or two every month and those motherfuckers are bigger than my big toe!
Also, he couldn't immediately recognize a bumblebee. We have veritable swarms of those things every summer! Don't tell me Germany is running short on those, too!

i'm from croatia,a rural area and I have never seen a cockroach in my entire life
Cackle™
babylon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
8765 Posts
April 28 2013 20:37 GMT
#35
On April 29 2013 05:28 r.Evo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2013 05:26 kafkaesque wrote:
Wow, that is so considerate of you, thank you very much!

I only have to say "Hey, look what did just crawl over there?" and my gf almost explodes. It's more common than you think it is. It still is somehwat funny from time to time I have to admit. :>

Edit: On the bright side I made her appreciate Silverfish and Chrysopidae ("Florfliegen"). Those things are too cute. Progress! =D

silverfish, cute ....?
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
April 28 2013 20:38 GMT
#36
btw OP be happy you don't have mittermeier cockroaches
Cackle™
Rimstalker
Profile Joined May 2011
Germany734 Posts
April 28 2013 20:45 GMT
#37
On April 29 2013 04:06 AnachronisticAnarchy wrote:
Is Germany really so obscenely sterile that he's never once seen a roach in his entire freaking life? I'm from a well-off family in a well-off neighborhood, but I still see a wood roach or two every month and those motherfuckers are bigger than my big toe!
Also, he couldn't immediately recognize a bumblebee. We have veritable swarms of those things every summer! Don't tell me Germany is running short on those, too!


I don't recall every seeing a roach here. We had some mice, but that is pretty much it.

I'd guess it's probably due to our harsh winters and our flats and houses actually being insulated.

If you google for 'Schaben', the majority of links on the first page of results have nothing to do with roaches
Here be Dragons
kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-28 21:10:43
April 28 2013 21:10 GMT
#38
On April 29 2013 05:28 r.Evo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2013 05:26 kafkaesque wrote:
Wow, that is so considerate of you, thank you very much!

I only have to say "Hey, look what did just crawl over there?" and my gf almost explodes. It's more common than you think it is. It still is somehwat funny from time to time I have to admit. :>

Edit: On the bright side I made her appreciate Silverfish and Chrysopidae ("Florfliegen"). Those things are too cute. Progress! =D


I saw a silverfish the other day in our bathroom and somehow managed to remain my composure.

"Oh, did you know we had silverfish?", he inquired casually, nearly dying inside.

Also, do reply to PMs, dude!
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Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-29 00:52:18
April 29 2013 00:47 GMT
#39
one day few of those are going to crawl into your mouth and to your ears while you are asleep. Then they will start reproducing inside your body.

"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
Flossy
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States870 Posts
April 29 2013 00:52 GMT
#40
On April 29 2013 09:47 Grettin wrote:
one day one of those is going to crawl into your mouth and to your ears while you are asleep. Then they will start reproducing inside your body.


I feel like that is counter-productive. We are not trying to make him freak out more.
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