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My WCS Report, by Danny, Age 9 - Page 3

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EatThePath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3943 Posts
April 04 2013 02:56 GMT
#41
I think they want to play more StarCraft because they used to have a lot of it before I was born.

Have to give some love to this line cause there hasn't been any yet. Brilliant, lol.
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13th Marine
Profile Joined January 2011
United States344 Posts
April 04 2013 04:05 GMT
#42
haha this was high quality. Actually laughed out loud for once.
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Delphiki
Profile Joined October 2012
Philippines1955 Posts
April 04 2013 04:31 GMT
#43
Sometimes a simple narrative is the most enjoyable read :D
Thanks for sharing this!
felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6168 Posts
April 04 2013 04:59 GMT
#44
Epic goodness is in the blog. Spotlight worthy, even. (imnsho)

Am I the only one that read this entire thing with the voice oscillating between Day[9]'s "Timmy" voice and the voice of one of the kids from Mr. Wizard?

+ Show Spoiler +
I fear I have just dated myself horribly.
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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-04 07:34:22
April 04 2013 07:34 GMT
#45
LOL I felt like I was reading the blog in a kid's voice >< Awesome stuff in there like the name or lies or all the KeSPA/NASL/IPL jokes lol
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looknohands119
Profile Joined March 2010
United States815 Posts
April 04 2013 07:47 GMT
#46
This is awesome! Danny, I think you need to come to some E-sports events and see them in person. Thank you for the wonderful report.
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Shartugal
Profile Joined September 2011
Denmark134 Posts
April 04 2013 07:59 GMT
#47
Really awesome post, how did this idea come to you?
Would love to hear Day[9]'s Timmy read this out loud.
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r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
April 04 2013 08:15 GMT
#48
LOL. Good job Danny. <3

Their owner has a funny name but my mom said not to make fun of people with different names because maybe their parents were on drugs.
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
April 04 2013 09:04 GMT
#49
On April 04 2013 13:59 felisconcolori wrote:
Epic goodness is in the blog. Spotlight worthy, even. (imnsho)

Am I the only one that read this entire thing with the voice oscillating between Day[9]'s "Timmy" voice and the voice of one of the kids from Mr. Wizard?

+ Show Spoiler +
I fear I have just dated myself horribly.


That's not too far off, I was imagining something in between Timmy and the autistic kid from The Wizard. I've never seen Mr Wizard though I'm not that old.

Mostly I was just imagining this kid and laughing to myself while writing it so I'm glad it came across right.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Chylith
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada167 Posts
April 04 2013 09:52 GMT
#50
This is all sorts of awesome, 5 stars. <3
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FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
April 04 2013 10:03 GMT
#51
That's really awesome ! That's all i have to say !
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Battleaxe
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States843 Posts
April 04 2013 10:12 GMT
#52
this is awesome, thanks for the laughs
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Dodgin
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada39254 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-04 10:14:44
April 04 2013 10:14 GMT
#53
Wrong thread somehow
Stancel
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Singapore15360 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-04 11:50:20
April 04 2013 11:49 GMT
#54
On April 04 2013 16:34 BigFan wrote:
LOL I felt like I was reading the blog in a kid's voice ><


same!

enjoyed it, thanks heyokaDanny

edit: having no mouse is hard
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BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19246 Posts
April 04 2013 16:27 GMT
#55
Oh this is written so well and really captured the voice of a kid as I read it.
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Proseat
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Germany5113 Posts
April 04 2013 16:40 GMT
#56
Haha, this is golden. Awesome!
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surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
April 04 2013 17:09 GMT
#57
Is that Comic Sans, Danny?! Here's an F for eFFort!
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Futabot
Profile Joined October 2011
United States37 Posts
April 04 2013 17:20 GMT
#58
Oh my god, I cannot stop laughing.

That George Washington crack blew my mind.
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Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
April 04 2013 19:25 GMT
#59
This is MLG. They are people that talk a lot and then sometimes do stuff in America. Their owner has a funny name but my mom said not to make fun of people with different names because maybe their parents were on drugs.
this is golden
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Demicore
Profile Joined October 2011
France503 Posts
April 04 2013 19:56 GMT
#60
Amazing OP mate.
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