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My WCS Report, by Danny, Age 9 - Page 2

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kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
April 03 2013 22:34 GMT
#21
On April 04 2013 07:32 itsjustatank wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 07:29 kollin wrote:
On April 04 2013 07:27 Firebolt145 wrote:
On April 04 2013 07:26 BernabusStarcraft2 wrote:
nice a little too simple though

Wtf, what do you expect from a 9 year old?!

Damn schools nowadays...back when I was a 9 year old I was writing poetry capable of bringing grown men to tears.


that was only 4 years ago.

(it was meant to be in a sarcastic/joking manner)
a3den
Profile Joined April 2012
704 Posts
April 03 2013 22:40 GMT
#22
Very good, especially the name joke.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
April 03 2013 22:42 GMT
#23
On April 04 2013 07:23 Duckvillelol wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 07:22 courtpanda wrote:
how long did it take danny to learn the gsl format?


He's hoping to finish it by the time he finishes his university degree


Hey now not all of us can master every subject in a single lifetime.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
April 03 2013 22:43 GMT
#24
On April 04 2013 07:42 heyoka wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 07:23 Duckvillelol wrote:
On April 04 2013 07:22 courtpanda wrote:
how long did it take danny to learn the gsl format?


He's hoping to finish it by the time he finishes his university degree


Hey now not all of us can master every subject in a single lifetime.

I'm still extensively studying how extended series makes sense. Little progress has been made.
Badfatpanda
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States9719 Posts
April 03 2013 22:51 GMT
#25
The Sundance line almost had me in tears. So good. So good. 5/5
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
April 03 2013 22:54 GMT
#26
Will the GSL format be on the test next week?
Dodgin
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada39254 Posts
April 03 2013 22:57 GMT
#27
That picture of Mr. Chae is excellent.
Mirhi
Profile Joined February 2010
United States389 Posts
April 03 2013 23:05 GMT
#28
On April 04 2013 07:21 heyoka wrote:
My friend Frank says that IPL is not gone but they didn't have their last meeting and now no one talks about it so I think he is telling a joke.


LOL.... Well played sir.
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snively
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States1159 Posts
April 03 2013 23:06 GMT
#29
HAHA so cute ^^
My religion is Starcraft
Percutio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1672 Posts
April 03 2013 23:33 GMT
#30
This is MLG. They are people that talk a lot and then sometimes do stuff in America. Their owner has a funny name but my mom said not to make fun of people with different names because maybe their parents were on drugs.


Hahaha this is probably my favorite part.
What does it matter how I loose it?
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
April 04 2013 00:35 GMT
#31
I think people who play there are good because people from America like me can't win there even though George Washington said everyone should be equal.

George Washington would be an excellent game balancer.
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
April 04 2013 00:37 GMT
#32
LOL so cute and so awesome in general <3
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 04 2013 00:47 GMT
#33
This is MLG. They are people that talk a lot and then sometimes do stuff in America. Their owner has a funny name but my mom said not to make fun of people with different names because maybe their parents were on drugs.

ahahahaha 5/5
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Yonnua
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United Kingdom2331 Posts
April 04 2013 00:49 GMT
#34
My favourite line is: "This is KeSPA. They are people that used to be mean and had a fight with StarCraft."
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AgentW
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States7725 Posts
April 04 2013 01:17 GMT
#35
I thought this was going to be an explanation of the new format from the perspective of a 9 year old, but this didn't disappoint. The descriptions were great.
Who's the bigger scrub, the scrub, or the scrub who loses to him?
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10524 Posts
April 04 2013 01:21 GMT
#36
great write up for a 9 year old and better picture use than me xD
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Boucot
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
France15997 Posts
April 04 2013 01:57 GMT
#37
This is ridiculously funny. Awesome read, loved it ! The Sundance line, the NASL line, the KeSPA line, so much funny stuff !
Former SC2 writer for Millenium - twitter.com/Boucot
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 04 2013 02:19 GMT
#38
"This is KeSPA. They are people that used to be mean and had a fight with StarCraft but they are friends now."

ROFL!

Very nice. So, how did you get your hands on this? o.O I'm confused as to what your relationship to Danny is.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
April 04 2013 02:49 GMT
#39
you definitely got a star sticker on your report kiddo :D

maybe we should use ''child goggles'' more often.

well played
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
April 04 2013 02:55 GMT
#40
Hahaha very cute. Loved the bit about Sundance and his name loooololol
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