In my previous blogs, many of you guys have accused me of being insecure. I think I have realized why I am insecure. I'd like to begin with a seemingly irrelevant question. Why do we wear clothes? For men, the answer is easy. To hide our dicks! But why do we hide our dicks? We hide them out of embarrassment and the notion of "privacy". But Africans often do not wear clothes. Why? They have long dicks. I am Asian, and Asians always wear clothes. For instance, even in the summer when the temperature is above 90 degrees F, (32C) my parents command me to put on a jacket before leaving the house, lest I get a chill. I wear so much clothes at all times out of shame. My penis pales in comparison to those of other races, and I put on garments in order to hide the frustration that pangs within my heart. This is something that cannot be changed. Or can it?
My dad was in the Taiwan army in the 1980's. He told me that as a lieutenant, he had a unique responsibility every morning. The captain would instruct my father to tie a brick to a string, and place a noose around the other end. Then, the captain would tie the brick around his penis and squat for one hour while the brick's weight stretched his member. Apparently this went on for about six months, so it was evident that length was increasing. Although my father was deployed to a different region afterwards, he later heard that the captain was promoted to colonel. This shows that a longer penis can truly induce fortitude and finesse.
The conclusion of this blog is uncertain. I know where I must go. I am unsure what path to take, but it is certain that this path will be long and hard. Please help me in my journey. I would truly appreciate any advice or guidance you could provide me.