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fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
January 20 2013 06:06 GMT
#1
Dear TL,

In my previous blogs, many of you guys have accused me of being insecure. I think I have realized why I am insecure. I'd like to begin with a seemingly irrelevant question. Why do we wear clothes? For men, the answer is easy. To hide our dicks! But why do we hide our dicks? We hide them out of embarrassment and the notion of "privacy". But Africans often do not wear clothes. Why? They have long dicks. I am Asian, and Asians always wear clothes. For instance, even in the summer when the temperature is above 90 degrees F, (32C) my parents command me to put on a jacket before leaving the house, lest I get a chill. I wear so much clothes at all times out of shame. My penis pales in comparison to those of other races, and I put on garments in order to hide the frustration that pangs within my heart. This is something that cannot be changed. Or can it?

My dad was in the Taiwan army in the 1980's. He told me that as a lieutenant, he had a unique responsibility every morning. The captain would instruct my father to tie a brick to a string, and place a noose around the other end. Then, the captain would tie the brick around his penis and squat for one hour while the brick's weight stretched his member. Apparently this went on for about six months, so it was evident that length was increasing. Although my father was deployed to a different region afterwards, he later heard that the captain was promoted to colonel. This shows that a longer penis can truly induce fortitude and finesse.

The conclusion of this blog is uncertain. I know where I must go. I am unsure what path to take, but it is certain that this path will be long and hard. Please help me in my journey. I would truly appreciate any advice or guidance you could provide me.

**
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
Complete
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1864 Posts
January 20 2013 06:10 GMT
#2
I thought we wore clothes for protection from the environment

O_o
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-20 06:45:24
January 20 2013 06:45 GMT
#3
I don't know man... I am pretty hairy but I think I would survive the winter without clothes.
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
Ianuus
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia349 Posts
January 20 2013 06:47 GMT
#4
On January 20 2013 15:06 fatfail wrote:
but it is certain that this path will be long and hard.


I see what you did there.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
January 20 2013 06:58 GMT
#5
Just look at Clouds blog. If anything, we will see great success.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10347 Posts
January 20 2013 07:04 GMT
#6
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[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
GnarlyArbitrage
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
575 Posts
January 20 2013 07:40 GMT
#7
>trying too hard now
AWagg
Profile Joined January 2013
United States9 Posts
January 20 2013 08:14 GMT
#8
Yeah, not one of your best, but pretty solid. I loved the "acquiring female" one last time, that was a beaut.
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
January 20 2013 11:03 GMT
#9
Failsafe 2.0
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
January 20 2013 11:17 GMT
#10
If a "natural penis supplements" adbot came in here and posted that would simply make my day.
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
SamsungStar
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States912 Posts
January 20 2013 11:17 GMT
#11
I just discovered fatfail's blogs and I have to say you are simply brilliant. Reminds me of Colbert's style of humor.
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3548 Posts
January 20 2013 18:16 GMT
#12
Your logic that we wear clothes to hide our penises because we're insecure seems a bit off. This is just so weird and illogical of a blog I'm not really sure what to comment.
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
January 20 2013 18:40 GMT
#13
You know it's true goswser
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
January 21 2013 00:02 GMT
#14
1/5

Got me to respond. Is gowswer taking this seriously? l0l
6581
Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
January 21 2013 04:46 GMT
#15


Asians don't wear clothes you say?
Team Slayers, Axiom-Acer and Vile forever
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
January 21 2013 05:28 GMT
#16
Compile your blogs into a book and publish. Better than Catcher in the Rye.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
January 21 2013 06:15 GMT
#17
lol you said dick
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