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so back in engineering school i was a lazy fuck pathetic nerd no character loser . just hit 18 and all i did was fucking masturbate and play leaguehuehue all day and go to class only when absolutely necessary
So anyways for example, I offer to help 4 groups and volunteer different parts each time, then i hit ctrl c ctrl v multiple times. engineering group project solved in 10 minutes. If im feeling ambitious i just edit in only the good parts from each group, making it look unique and making me look like i put a lot of effort in, thus allowing me to ask them for favors on HW later on.
"hey dude i couldnt make it too class, was studying all night for the group project, u mind if i copy ur hw?" repeat until semester done. Then i flunk the final and get a B.
u can more or less copy this cheating scheme of manipulating multiple people to any course, though. and if u wanna make an A, well all u have to do is cheat on the final, which isnt that challenging, u can collaborate with 2 ppl who want to cheat and sit inbetween them, in the back of the class. generally works easily for the bigger courses. any math or science one you can just punch equations into your calculator and do basic arithmetic for an hour. oh right and u can check out other classes from the same course and see if they host different test dates, which they usually do. Obtain test and rest is self explanatory. i remember once i couldnt cheat at all and i spun this story about my fucking mom dying to get out of the final, in reality i missed the final cuz i overslept , but also couldnt take it cuz i had no one to cheat off of now(i had to take a make up or fail), and i had been bullshitting the whole semister. was like "fuck man im not even gonna go to school anymore after this semister anyways so just do what u gotta do". but i had cheated on the previous exam and gotten an A.. so he gave me a B for the course.
fuck that bullshit though. done with that weak sad useless garbage excuse of an existence
 
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Man dude... real? That's insane, how did you manage to pull that all off? like that must have taken a LOT of networking.
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its not insane, it was fairly easy and shit is the opposite of hardcore
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On January 19 2013 04:37 HeavOnEarth wrote:
its not insane, it was fairly easy and shit is the opposite of hardcore
You do realize that that's not true right? Some of the most smart, rich and efficient people on this planet do what you do best. Which is: make other people work for them, build their networks for favors and to be able to ask specialists anything at any time, and of course do a lot in as least hours possible. You've lost me here... how is that a bad thing (aside from cheating)?
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What are you planning on doing differently now? I'm glad for you.
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" lazy fuck pathetic nerd no character loser"
fixing this
iono what is life for? still figuring that one out. atm, im figuring out how i can be as happy as possible
actuallyy nah all my shit is on fucking hold right now cuz im a hugely depressed addict
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Really interesting reading this, because of the immense similarities and differences with my college experience
miss classes, not do reading, masturbate and video games = check
instead of cheating though I would kinda go the opposite = cram hard for exams and do all-nighters for essays, and if it wasn't enough I'd go to the prof and basically beg for an extension; even got a month+ extension on my thesis even though my department was notorious for never giving extensions
I guess I was just really friendly and convincing in person, and profs were always sympathetic because I'd mention my depression
Shades of gray in everything man, like is depression just an excuse to get away with laziness or a legitimate sickness-type excuse? I guess if you didnt really care about engineering school, it doesn't matter how you got through it, but once you find something u really wanna do you should do it right
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wow, interesting blog. Glad to know you plan on changing your ways. Doing your own work and getting a good mark in return is always rewarding 
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Wow. Accomplishing that by itself is impressive networking. I don't think I'd be able to.
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On January 19 2013 05:58 HeavOnEarth wrote:
" lazy fuck pathetic nerd no character loser"
fixing this
iono what is life for? still figuring that one out. atm, im figuring out how i can be as happy as possible
actuallyy nah all my shit is on fucking hold right now cuz im a hugely depressed addict
At some point you're gonna have to let yourself off the hook and stop insulting yourself, because it's not conducive to that end goal. It may feel "justified" but it's not helpful. Focus on what's helpful.
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im a boss fuck this pussy crybaby shit iono what nigga wrote this but sure as hell wasnt me
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ignore retarded high post
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EPT
