Tired of getting yelled at by your 2v2 partner? Wondering if you should drop out of school to be a pro because you're beasting it up in plat? (NO) Need tips on how to get your friends into gaming and TL?

Write us at ponytales@teamliquid.net or PM and we'll see if we can help you out. Yes, we even take letters from Protoss players. Yes, yes, even League of Legends players! See you guys in the next issue!

Archas

United States6531 Posts

November 01 2012 00:07 GMT

What about girl blogs? Do you accept those?

intrigue

Washington, D.C9935 Posts

November 01 2012 00:23 GMT

Yup, if it's gaming/TL related

GnarlyArbitrage

575 Posts

November 01 2012 00:25 GMT

I want a TL email...

SigmaoctanusIV

United States3313 Posts

November 01 2012 02:03 GMT

Is it true that R1CH is the guardian of the flying monkeys?

docvoc

United States5491 Posts

November 01 2012 02:29 GMT

On November 01 2012 09:25 DigiGnar wrote:
I want a TL email...

That would be AMAZING, we need someone to get on that! That way I can procrastinate even harder at school haha.

Glurkenspurk

United States1915 Posts

November 01 2012 05:31 GMT

You shouldn't take letters from Protoss players. We aren't nice people.

TheMasterRace

16 Posts

November 01 2012 07:29 GMT

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felisconcolori

United States6169 Posts

November 01 2012 07:37 GMT

On November 01 2012 16:29 TheMasterRace wrote:
Ponytales ? Thats the best you guys could come up with ? Is this a gay/women site or something ?

I have a feeling that Ponytales has more to do with the horse logo than your insecure masculinity.

TheMasterRace

16 Posts

November 01 2012 07:38 GMT

#10

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Aelonius

Netherlands432 Posts

November 01 2012 07:42 GMT

#11

On November 01 2012 16:38 TheMasterRace wrote:
Bring your mom....She'll tell you how hard and secure my masculinity is.

Oh you mean those pencils in your backpocket? They can be vicious if you jab with them at someone.

Edit: Grammar T_T

felisconcolori

United States6169 Posts

November 01 2012 07:48 GMT

#12

On November 01 2012 16:38 TheMasterRace wrote:
Bring your mom....She'll tell you how hard and secure my masculinity is.

If you're implying that you had some kind of liaison with a 65+ year old woman with two replacement knees and a killer golf game, then yes.

I guess I know all I need to know about your masculinity.

Now bring on the ponies.

sob3k

United States7572 Posts

November 01 2012 11:23 GMT

#13

Good lord that was a poor troll.

intrigue

Washington, D.C9935 Posts

November 01 2012 11:47 GMT

#14

nah this is our "women site" :D

Probe1

United States17920 Posts

November 01 2012 11:54 GMT

#15

I don't even know why I clicked. I already knew exactly what was going to pop up.

On more serious note I have an anonymous submission:

Dear intrigue and Pony Tales
How do I beat Legionnaire in Brood War?
Sincerely, Soon to be 4th in GL2.

Edit: followup question. Do you have any information on how to uncurse yourself? Every time .. my friend, who definitely is not me! , signs up for a tournament they wind up in Group B with a former progamer. I am convinced that someone is actively hexing me. Is there any occult method of countering suspiciously terrible luck?

Azera

3800 Posts

November 01 2012 12:11 GMT

#16

On November 01 2012 20:54 Probe1 wrote:
I don't even know why I clicked. I already knew exactly what was going to pop up.

On more serious note I have an anonymous submission:

Dear intrigue and Pony Tales
How do I beat Legionnaire in Brood War?
Sincerely, Soon to be 4th in GL2.

Edit: followup question. Do you have any information on how to uncurse yourself? Every time .. my friend, who definitely is not me! , signs up for a tournament they wind up in Group B with a former progamer. I am convinced that someone is actively hexing me. Is there any occult method of countering suspiciously terrible luck?

Real anonymous submission there, Probe1.