• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 10:18
CET 16:18
KST 00:18
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Clem wins HomeStory Cup 282HomeStory Cup 28 - Info & Preview13Rongyi Cup S3 - Preview & Info3herO wins SC2 All-Star Invitational14SC2 All-Star Invitational: Tournament Preview5
Community News
Weekly Cups (Jan 26-Feb 1): herO, Clem, ByuN, Classic win2RSL Season 4 announced for March-April7Weekly Cups (Jan 19-25): Bunny, Trigger, MaxPax win3Weekly Cups (Jan 12-18): herO, MaxPax, Solar win0BSL Season 2025 - Full Overview and Conclusion8
StarCraft 2
General
HomeStory Cup 28 - Info & Preview Clem wins HomeStory Cup 28 Stellar Fest "01" Jersey Charity Auction StarCraft 2 Not at the Esports World Cup 2026 Weekly Cups (Jan 26-Feb 1): herO, Clem, ByuN, Classic win
Tourneys
HomeStory Cup 28 RSL Season 4 announced for March-April PIG STY FESTIVAL 7.0! (19 Feb - 1 Mar) StarCraft Evolution League (SC Evo Biweekly) $21,000 Rongyi Cup Season 3 announced (Jan 22-Feb 7)
Strategy
Custom Maps
[A] Starcraft Sound Mod
External Content
Mutation # 511 Temple of Rebirth The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 510 Safety Violation Mutation # 509 Doomsday Report
Brood War
General
Can someone share very abbreviated BW cliffnotes? 2024 BoxeR's birthday message Liquipedia.net NEEDS editors for Brood War BSL Season 21 - Complete Results Bleak Future After Failed ProGaming Career
Tourneys
Small VOD Thread 2.0 Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 1 KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1 The Casual Games of the Week Thread
Strategy
Zealot bombing is no longer popular? Simple Questions, Simple Answers Current Meta Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Battle Aces/David Kim RTS Megathread EVE Corporation Path of Exile Mobile Legends: Bang Bang
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread The Games Industry And ATVI Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The herO Fan Club! The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Quickbooks Payroll Service Official Guide Quickbooks Customer Service Official Guide
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Play, Watch, Drink: Esports …
TrAiDoS
My 2025 Magic: The Gathering…
DARKING
Life Update and thoughts.
FuDDx
How do archons sleep?
8882
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1708 users

Quite possibly the weirdest website... (NSFW)

Blogs > iamahydralisk
Post a Reply
iamahydralisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States813 Posts
September 21 2012 05:16 GMT
#1
http://www.corpsesforsale.com/cfs.htm

I give thee, corpsesforsale.com. Found during a random google image search for "eye sockets." Corpses. For sale. What in the fuck part of the internet have I wandered into? They even have t-shirts. T-shirts! A picture of two corpses dressed all nice with the caption "sporting a woody." So funny har har har. What the fuck am I doing with my life :|

*
"well if youre looking for long term, go safe, if you expect it to end either way, go risky. wow. just like sc2" - friend of mine when I asked him which girl to pick
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45260 Posts
September 21 2012 05:22 GMT
#2
Jaime,
I received the corpse! It is soooooooo awesome!!! Thanks!! My parents
got a riot out of it. My dad drove it home sitting in the front
seat:-)
Anthony


Cannot wait for Halloween.

Also, what the fuck
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
September 21 2012 05:26 GMT
#3
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=229525

Tread carefully......young captain.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
September 21 2012 05:43 GMT
#4
I hope they look better in person because they look incredibly fake in the pictures :I
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 21 2012 06:04 GMT
#5
Until I clicked on the link, I thought it was real corpses for sale, and then I was severely disappointed.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone wanna start a new business with me?
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 21 2012 06:08 GMT
#6
.....yeah this was very underwhelming, but I suppose that's a good thing in this case.

It still deserves a wtf stamp though o_o;;

LOL Chairman Ray.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
September 21 2012 07:27 GMT
#7
oh wtf. I thought they were real for a second and I was thinking to myself 'uh.. is this even legal?' LOL
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
September 21 2012 08:24 GMT
#8
Disappointing 1/5.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
September 21 2012 08:44 GMT
#9
I was already imagining an elaborate plot where people who donate their bodies to science end up being sold on this website instead. Super disappointing.
On a purely personal note, I'd like to show Yellow the beauty of infinitely repeating Starcraft 2 bunkers. -Boxer
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2297 Posts
September 21 2012 09:14 GMT
#10
On September 21 2012 15:04 Chairman Ray wrote:
Until I clicked on the link, I thought it was real corpses for sale, and then I was severely disappointed.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone wanna start a new business with me?

What you got in mind? I was thinking a logistics company in Bulgaria. Want to fund me and you get .x% ?
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
September 21 2012 09:20 GMT
#11
On September 21 2012 18:14 ffswowsucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2012 15:04 Chairman Ray wrote:
Until I clicked on the link, I thought it was real corpses for sale, and then I was severely disappointed.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone wanna start a new business with me?

What you got in mind? I was thinking a logistics company in Bulgaria. Want to fund me and you get .x% ?

medical schools will pay top dollar for cadavers. just get a job at a crematorium, smuggle the bodies out and fill the urns with coal ash. no one will ever know.
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Heh_
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Singapore2712 Posts
September 21 2012 18:56 GMT
#12
On September 21 2012 18:20 starfries wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2012 18:14 ffswowsucks wrote:
On September 21 2012 15:04 Chairman Ray wrote:
Until I clicked on the link, I thought it was real corpses for sale, and then I was severely disappointed.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone wanna start a new business with me?

What you got in mind? I was thinking a logistics company in Bulgaria. Want to fund me and you get .x% ?

medical schools will pay top dollar for cadavers. just get a job at a crematorium, smuggle the bodies out and fill the urns with coal ash. no one will ever know.

Well the corpses might have metallic implants that don't get cremated well.. like gold teeth.
=Þ
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
September 21 2012 20:43 GMT
#13
Real Doll for necropheliacs. Ugh.

Would make for an awesome halloween prop though, as previously stated.
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
September 22 2012 00:43 GMT
#14
Wait a minute. Why are people buying these? I could understand if you were in the film industry, but just for an average person to purchase one seems a bit frivolous, you know, what with all the worthy causes in the world that could always use more money.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 22 2012 01:30 GMT
#15
I'm guessing it is half film industry and half halloween decorations. Maybe the occasional practical joke.
iamahydralisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States813 Posts
September 22 2012 05:09 GMT
#16
y'all saying the site was underwhelming didn't check out the porno section. it's there. lol
"well if youre looking for long term, go safe, if you expect it to end either way, go risky. wow. just like sc2" - friend of mine when I asked him which girl to pick
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
WardiTV Invitational
12:00
Playoffs
Creator vs CureLIVE!
Classic vs TBD
MaxPax vs TBD
WardiTV1353
IndyStarCraft 281
Rex165
IntoTheiNu 17
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
IndyStarCraft 281
Rex 165
trigger 45
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 46412
Hyuk 2690
Sea 2456
Bisu 1808
BeSt 1514
Rain 1466
Jaedong 1319
Shuttle 862
Larva 838
Soma 419
[ Show more ]
Stork 376
firebathero 278
actioN 232
Leta 226
Rush 212
Soulkey 167
Mini 165
Snow 138
JulyZerg 94
Sharp 85
Hyun 81
JYJ 72
Sea.KH 67
Mind 59
PianO 49
[sc1f]eonzerg 46
Backho 44
Aegong 42
sorry 29
sSak 29
NotJumperer 29
ToSsGirL 25
IntoTheRainbow 23
Free 23
zelot 17
NaDa 16
Terrorterran 16
910 12
GoRush 11
SilentControl 11
HiyA 6
Dota 2
singsing2747
qojqva1677
Dendi431
XcaliburYe110
League of Legends
Reynor58
Counter-Strike
oskar83
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King225
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor191
Other Games
B2W.Neo1598
hiko864
DeMusliM295
crisheroes224
Hui .222
RotterdaM212
Organizations
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• FirePhoenix5
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Jankos4671
• TFBlade1639
• Stunt785
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
8h 42m
RongYI Cup
1d 19h
herO vs Maru
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
Wardi Open
3 days
Monday Night Weeklies
4 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
4 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-02-04
HSC XXVIII
Underdog Cup #3

Ongoing

CSL 2025 WINTER (S19)
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
Acropolis #4 - TS4
Rongyi Cup S3
Nations Cup 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
eXTREMESLAND 2025
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S1: W7
Escore Tournament S1: W8
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
RSL Revival: Season 4
LiuLi Cup: 2025 Grand Finals
FISSURE Playground #3
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League Season 23
ESL Pro League Season 23
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.