http://www.corpsesforsale.com/cfs.htm

I give thee, corpsesforsale.com. Found during a random google image search for "eye sockets." Corpses. For sale. What in the fuck part of the internet have I wandered into? They even have t-shirts. T-shirts! A picture of two corpses dressed all nice with the caption "sporting a woody." So funny har har har. What the fuck am I doing with my life :|

DarkPlasmaBall

United States44116 Posts

September 21 2012 05:22 GMT

Jaime,
I received the corpse! It is soooooooo awesome!!! Thanks!! My parents
got a riot out of it. My dad drove it home sitting in the front
seat:-)
Anthony

Cannot wait for Halloween.

Also, what the fuck

EffervescentAureola

United States410 Posts

September 21 2012 05:26 GMT

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=229525

Tread carefully......young captain.

starfries

Canada3508 Posts

September 21 2012 05:43 GMT

I hope they look better in person because they look incredibly fake in the pictures :I

Chairman Ray

United States11903 Posts

September 21 2012 06:04 GMT

Until I clicked on the link, I thought it was real corpses for sale, and then I was severely disappointed.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone wanna start a new business with me?

Aerisky

United States12129 Posts

September 21 2012 06:08 GMT

.....yeah this was very underwhelming, but I suppose that's a good thing in this case.

It still deserves a wtf stamp though o_o;;

LOL Chairman Ray.

ROOTheognis

United States4482 Posts

September 21 2012 07:27 GMT

oh wtf. I thought they were real for a second and I was thinking to myself 'uh.. is this even legal?' LOL

surfinbird1

Germany999 Posts

September 21 2012 08:24 GMT

Disappointing 1/5.

Orome

Switzerland11984 Posts

September 21 2012 08:44 GMT

I was already imagining an elaborate plot where people who donate their bodies to science end up being sold on this website instead. Super disappointing.

ffswowsucks

Greece2294 Posts

September 21 2012 09:14 GMT

#10

On September 21 2012 15:04 Chairman Ray wrote:
Until I clicked on the link, I thought it was real corpses for sale, and then I was severely disappointed.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone wanna start a new business with me?

What you got in mind? I was thinking a logistics company in Bulgaria. Want to fund me and you get .x% ?

starfries

Canada3508 Posts

September 21 2012 09:20 GMT

#11

On September 21 2012 18:14 ffswowsucks wrote:

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What you got in mind? I was thinking a logistics company in Bulgaria. Want to fund me and you get .x% ?

medical schools will pay top dollar for cadavers. just get a job at a crematorium, smuggle the bodies out and fill the urns with coal ash. no one will ever know.

Heh_

Singapore2712 Posts

September 21 2012 18:56 GMT

#12

On September 21 2012 18:20 starfries wrote:

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medical schools will pay top dollar for cadavers. just get a job at a crematorium, smuggle the bodies out and fill the urns with coal ash. no one will ever know.

Well the corpses might have metallic implants that don't get cremated well.. like gold teeth.

plated.rawr

Norway1676 Posts

September 21 2012 20:43 GMT

#13

Real Doll for necropheliacs. Ugh.

Would make for an awesome halloween prop though, as previously stated.

ninazerg

United States7291 Posts

September 22 2012 00:43 GMT

#14

Wait a minute. Why are people buying these? I could understand if you were in the film industry, but just for an average person to purchase one seems a bit frivolous, you know, what with all the worthy causes in the world that could always use more money.