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iamahydralisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States813 Posts
September 21 2012 05:16 GMT
#1
http://www.corpsesforsale.com/cfs.htm

I give thee, corpsesforsale.com. Found during a random google image search for "eye sockets." Corpses. For sale. What in the fuck part of the internet have I wandered into? They even have t-shirts. T-shirts! A picture of two corpses dressed all nice with the caption "sporting a woody." So funny har har har. What the fuck am I doing with my life :|

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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44546 Posts
September 21 2012 05:22 GMT
#2
Jaime,
I received the corpse! It is soooooooo awesome!!! Thanks!! My parents
got a riot out of it. My dad drove it home sitting in the front
seat:-)
Anthony


Cannot wait for Halloween.

Also, what the fuck
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
September 21 2012 05:26 GMT
#3
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=229525

Tread carefully......young captain.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
September 21 2012 05:43 GMT
#4
I hope they look better in person because they look incredibly fake in the pictures :I
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 21 2012 06:04 GMT
#5
Until I clicked on the link, I thought it was real corpses for sale, and then I was severely disappointed.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone wanna start a new business with me?
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 21 2012 06:08 GMT
#6
.....yeah this was very underwhelming, but I suppose that's a good thing in this case.

It still deserves a wtf stamp though o_o;;

LOL Chairman Ray.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
September 21 2012 07:27 GMT
#7
oh wtf. I thought they were real for a second and I was thinking to myself 'uh.. is this even legal?' LOL
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surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
September 21 2012 08:24 GMT
#8
Disappointing 1/5.
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Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
September 21 2012 08:44 GMT
#9
I was already imagining an elaborate plot where people who donate their bodies to science end up being sold on this website instead. Super disappointing.
On a purely personal note, I'd like to show Yellow the beauty of infinitely repeating Starcraft 2 bunkers. -Boxer
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2297 Posts
September 21 2012 09:14 GMT
#10
On September 21 2012 15:04 Chairman Ray wrote:
Until I clicked on the link, I thought it was real corpses for sale, and then I was severely disappointed.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone wanna start a new business with me?

What you got in mind? I was thinking a logistics company in Bulgaria. Want to fund me and you get .x% ?
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
September 21 2012 09:20 GMT
#11
On September 21 2012 18:14 ffswowsucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2012 15:04 Chairman Ray wrote:
Until I clicked on the link, I thought it was real corpses for sale, and then I was severely disappointed.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone wanna start a new business with me?

What you got in mind? I was thinking a logistics company in Bulgaria. Want to fund me and you get .x% ?

medical schools will pay top dollar for cadavers. just get a job at a crematorium, smuggle the bodies out and fill the urns with coal ash. no one will ever know.
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Heh_
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Singapore2712 Posts
September 21 2012 18:56 GMT
#12
On September 21 2012 18:20 starfries wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2012 18:14 ffswowsucks wrote:
On September 21 2012 15:04 Chairman Ray wrote:
Until I clicked on the link, I thought it was real corpses for sale, and then I was severely disappointed.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone wanna start a new business with me?

What you got in mind? I was thinking a logistics company in Bulgaria. Want to fund me and you get .x% ?

medical schools will pay top dollar for cadavers. just get a job at a crematorium, smuggle the bodies out and fill the urns with coal ash. no one will ever know.

Well the corpses might have metallic implants that don't get cremated well.. like gold teeth.
=Þ
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
September 21 2012 20:43 GMT
#13
Real Doll for necropheliacs. Ugh.

Would make for an awesome halloween prop though, as previously stated.
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
September 22 2012 00:43 GMT
#14
Wait a minute. Why are people buying these? I could understand if you were in the film industry, but just for an average person to purchase one seems a bit frivolous, you know, what with all the worthy causes in the world that could always use more money.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 22 2012 01:30 GMT
#15
I'm guessing it is half film industry and half halloween decorations. Maybe the occasional practical joke.
iamahydralisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States813 Posts
September 22 2012 05:09 GMT
#16
y'all saying the site was underwhelming didn't check out the porno section. it's there. lol
"well if youre looking for long term, go safe, if you expect it to end either way, go risky. wow. just like sc2" - friend of mine when I asked him which girl to pick
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