EPTOn September 12 2012 16:07 Nymphaceae wrote:
It's not appropriate, the only one's I could talk about would be the convict or the twins.
Anyways, I just think this guy should stop caring so much about the small things. To me, his story sounds like this...
I had just ironed my newspapers this weekend, and my room mate took my newspapers that I had paid 50 cents for, and just started reading them in front of me. Like who the fk does that? I was like, "I JUST IRONED THOSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" so I wrote on a blackboard, "Go Fk yourself!" to help him get the message. He thought I was joking, but if you stacked all the newspapers that I've read in my lifetime, it would probably go up to the moon, so I have to iron them.
Also, my room mate is poor, it's hilarious. He doesn't own a computer, and I have a nice computer that my parents bought me. Neither of us have jobs, so I won't share my computer with him, so he can't do his homework. I just pretend to be asleep, and let him work on his paper, and then I'm like GTFO, after he's been doing it for about 2 hours. He won't have time to save it or anything. It's hilarious, and he's smaller than me, because he comes from a family, in which he couldn't eat all the time.
Oh, did I mention, that he's really social? I mean he smells extremely bad, and he's annoying as fk, but he's always is socializing. I don't know how he's so much more popular than me, but I guess it's because he showers before he goes out, but he does stink. Did I also mention that he's as annoying as fk?
He just won't shut up! He's not social in big groups, but when he's in small groups, he just won't shut up! I don't know how to deal with him, other than beating him up. I'm going to teach him to stop talking, by giving him a black eye for every time he tries to talk to me. If anything, he should just go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. I mean I'm a really big guy, and he's small, and I have needs ya know! I'm going to put him in his place, because that's what college is all about. Fk bitches, and make money, right?
I'm going to get a degree in engineering, so I can make the props in a porno, and have the money to buy me some chains, because I'm a P I M P BABY!!!!
Did I tell ya, that every time I sit down to see my room mate, I wear a watch, that's coated in diamonds, and flash it with every bite I take. I mean, I'll have a spoon of EZ mac, and be like "SWOOSH," and to me, he just stares at the watch, like WOAH! In reality, he's thinking, my room mate is such a douche, I need to get outside and meet some better people.
It's not appropriate, the only one's I could talk about would be the convict or the twins.
Anyways, I just think this guy should stop caring so much about the small things. To me, his story sounds like this...
I had just ironed my newspapers this weekend, and my room mate took my newspapers that I had paid 50 cents for, and just started reading them in front of me. Like who the fk does that? I was like, "I JUST IRONED THOSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" so I wrote on a blackboard, "Go Fk yourself!" to help him get the message. He thought I was joking, but if you stacked all the newspapers that I've read in my lifetime, it would probably go up to the moon, so I have to iron them.
Also, my room mate is poor, it's hilarious. He doesn't own a computer, and I have a nice computer that my parents bought me. Neither of us have jobs, so I won't share my computer with him, so he can't do his homework. I just pretend to be asleep, and let him work on his paper, and then I'm like GTFO, after he's been doing it for about 2 hours. He won't have time to save it or anything. It's hilarious, and he's smaller than me, because he comes from a family, in which he couldn't eat all the time.
Oh, did I mention, that he's really social? I mean he smells extremely bad, and he's annoying as fk, but he's always is socializing. I don't know how he's so much more popular than me, but I guess it's because he showers before he goes out, but he does stink. Did I also mention that he's as annoying as fk?
He just won't shut up! He's not social in big groups, but when he's in small groups, he just won't shut up! I don't know how to deal with him, other than beating him up. I'm going to teach him to stop talking, by giving him a black eye for every time he tries to talk to me. If anything, he should just go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. I mean I'm a really big guy, and he's small, and I have needs ya know! I'm going to put him in his place, because that's what college is all about. Fk bitches, and make money, right?
I'm going to get a degree in engineering, so I can make the props in a porno, and have the money to buy me some chains, because I'm a P I M P BABY!!!!
Did I tell ya, that every time I sit down to see my room mate, I wear a watch, that's coated in diamonds, and flash it with every bite I take. I mean, I'll have a spoon of EZ mac, and be like "SWOOSH," and to me, he just stares at the watch, like WOAH! In reality, he's thinking, my room mate is such a douche, I need to get outside and meet some better people.
Last night for about an hour and a half, my room mate just kept saying "talk to me, someone talk to me". "your in my room so talk to me". Of course, I wasn't the only one in the room. Our gay friend was on my room mates bed and he kept telling my room mate to get in bed with him because he wanted to cuddle...
So that was a weird night. I just realized I probably would have reacted more aggressively towards him if I was NOT high
