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MassArbiterFTW
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Australia52 Posts
August 11 2012 16:26 GMT
#1
There's this supervisor at the office where I work. Out of the twenty or so people in the office she gives me by far the hardest time, complaining about every possible thing no matter how trivial. She's the only manager/supervisor that has any kind of problem with me, the others all seem to think I'm a model employee. Meanwhile this chick is gunning for me like ending my career will earn her a golden mouse.

Last week I complained about her to a workmate and he laughed and told me it was obvious to the entire workplace that she wanted to fuck me. He said she was probably just harassing me in order to get some attention.

A few days later, having thought about it a little, I was more than prepared to dock my carrier in her nydus canal for the sole purpose of stopping her harassment. She isn't the greatest looking girl in the world but she's young and (seemingly) healthy so I decided to do my best Kwanro imitation and just go for it.

It turned out my co-worker was right. The supervisor and I went out for drinks after work on Friday and wound up back at her place. It was the first time I'd ever been physically involved with a girl I didn't particularly like. I'm ashamed to say that to make it work I had to give in to my baser nature and do things I had never done before. I choked her, called her names etc.

When we finished she was crying which made me really feel bad, until she told me she was crying because "it felt so good." She followed that up with "I bet my parents never had sex that good." WTF? By this stage I was getting seriously weirded out, but she wasn't done yet. She proceeds to make like Boxer against Terr@n-[NES] and drop the bomb, telling me she used to have Chlamydia but it went away after she took a course of antibiotics. She didn't want to tell me beforehand in case I decided not to go through with it and do the deed.

I got dressed with an APM that would put NaDa to shame and bolted the fuck out of there. I've spent the day researching VD clinics and options (thankfully the rate of infection is reduced by using protection, hopefully I'm in the clear) and scrubbing my manhood in the shower with antibacterial soap. Watching an old VOD of GoRush vs NaDa led to me spending Saturday night drinking alone after the Korean commentator screaming "PLAGUUUUUU" triggered a minor anxiety attack. I'm too ashamed to talk to another person face to face this weekend but I really needed to get this off my chest. I have no idea what to say to her at work on Monday.

Thanks for letting me vent, TL. I feel a lot better just having typed this out.


****
In Bisu we trust
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
August 11 2012 16:33 GMT
#2
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wow, jeez
gl with your tingly parts!
Moderatorsloppy little slug
Rossen
Profile Joined February 2011
Denmark177 Posts
August 11 2012 16:47 GMT
#3
I'm really sorry, buuutt... that was hilarious...xD. Anyways, hope your gonna be alright, oh and umm it's never the best of ideas to sleep with a co-worker... especially not for a one-night-stand kinda deal.
Perfi
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Poland349 Posts
August 11 2012 16:49 GMT
#4
Hahaha, what the hell was that.
Release
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4397 Posts
August 11 2012 16:51 GMT
#5
you used a condom right?

you should have talked to one of her superiors. Surely, they visit every once in a while and have seen your work ethic.
☺
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
August 11 2012 16:52 GMT
#6
Pics?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4783 Posts
August 11 2012 16:52 GMT
#7
1) This delivered!
2) Does it burn yet?!
3) Best of luck on monday! (no seriously, you are going to need it!)
Release
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4397 Posts
August 11 2012 16:54 GMT
#8
I think you just fucked a virgin. GL with life.
☺
Crimson)S(hadow
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Philippines1093 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-11 16:56:17
August 11 2012 16:54 GMT
#9
let me get this straight, you put your carrier in her nydus canal to stop her harassment?

not sure if hilarious euphemism or starcraft literotica
"It's the end of the BW era which i devoted everything to for 10 years. I tried playing sc2, but my BW memories run too deep; I felt like I was playing an entirely different game" -ToSsGirL
Isken
Profile Joined November 2010
Korea (South)1131 Posts
August 11 2012 17:02 GMT
#10
5/5 delivered
hopefully there's nothing and you're on the clean side
and gl for monday
Deleted User 135096
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3624 Posts
August 11 2012 17:08 GMT
#11
O.O Team Liquid Cautionary Tales. Hope everything is fine though.
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Elegance
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada917 Posts
August 11 2012 17:09 GMT
#12
5/5 best one in a while
Power of Ze
Denzil
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom4193 Posts
August 11 2012 17:10 GMT
#13
It'll only get worse


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Anna: So Sen how will you prepare for your revenge v MC? Sen: With a smile.
lannisport
Profile Joined February 2012
878 Posts
August 11 2012 17:25 GMT
#14
Best girl blog ever! God speed.
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
August 11 2012 17:27 GMT
#15
LOL
Cackle™
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
August 11 2012 17:27 GMT
#16
Good luck on the coming work day. And about your... you know.
Bronze player stuck in platinum
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15366 Posts
August 11 2012 17:33 GMT
#17
Hate sex is soooo good... Way too little opportunity for it unfortunately
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Kurr
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2338 Posts
August 11 2012 17:36 GMT
#18
If you used protection and she was already treated then why are you worried? You're not going to magically get an STD she doesn't have anymore.
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19LaMbda
Profile Joined November 2011
South Africa55 Posts
August 11 2012 17:38 GMT
#19
haha yowza GL HF on monday dude!
felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6169 Posts
August 11 2012 17:40 GMT
#20
... while I understand your thought process on this (kinda), you do realize the insane amounts of drama you could have just queued up out of your gates, right?

Seriously. One of my own rules is - not with coworkers. Especially if I am going to be working directly with them. And also HELL NO if they are one of my supervisors.
Yes, I email sponsors... to thank them. Don't post drunk, kids. My king, what has become of you?
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