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There's this supervisor at the office where I work. Out of the twenty or so people in the office she gives me by far the hardest time, complaining about every possible thing no matter how trivial. She's the only manager/supervisor that has any kind of problem with me, the others all seem to think I'm a model employee. Meanwhile this chick is gunning for me like ending my career will earn her a golden mouse.
Last week I complained about her to a workmate and he laughed and told me it was obvious to the entire workplace that she wanted to fuck me. He said she was probably just harassing me in order to get some attention.
A few days later, having thought about it a little, I was more than prepared to dock my carrier in her nydus canal for the sole purpose of stopping her harassment. She isn't the greatest looking girl in the world but she's young and (seemingly) healthy so I decided to do my best Kwanro imitation and just go for it.
It turned out my co-worker was right. The supervisor and I went out for drinks after work on Friday and wound up back at her place. It was the first time I'd ever been physically involved with a girl I didn't particularly like. I'm ashamed to say that to make it work I had to give in to my baser nature and do things I had never done before. I choked her, called her names etc.
When we finished she was crying which made me really feel bad, until she told me she was crying because "it felt so good." She followed that up with "I bet my parents never had sex that good." WTF? By this stage I was getting seriously weirded out, but she wasn't done yet. She proceeds to make like Boxer against Terr@n-[NES] and drop the bomb, telling me she used to have Chlamydia but it went away after she took a course of antibiotics. She didn't want to tell me beforehand in case I decided not to go through with it and do the deed.
I got dressed with an APM that would put NaDa to shame and bolted the fuck out of there. I've spent the day researching VD clinics and options (thankfully the rate of infection is reduced by using protection, hopefully I'm in the clear) and scrubbing my manhood in the shower with antibacterial soap. Watching an old VOD of GoRush vs NaDa led to me spending Saturday night drinking alone after the Korean commentator screaming "PLAGUUUUUU" triggered a minor anxiety attack. I'm too ashamed to talk to another person face to face this weekend but I really needed to get this off my chest. I have no idea what to say to her at work on Monday.
Thanks for letting me vent, TL. I feel a lot better just having typed this out.
 
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Washington, D.C9935 Posts
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wow, jeez
gl with your tingly parts!
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I'm really sorry, buuutt... that was hilarious...xD. Anyways, hope your gonna be alright, oh and umm it's never the best of ideas to sleep with a co-worker... especially not for a one-night-stand kinda deal. 
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Hahaha, what the hell was that.
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you used a condom right?
you should have talked to one of her superiors. Surely, they visit every once in a while and have seen your work ethic.
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1) This delivered!
2) Does it burn yet?!
3) Best of luck on monday! (no seriously, you are going to need it!)
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I think you just fucked a virgin. GL with life.
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let me get this straight, you put your carrier in her nydus canal to stop her harassment?
not sure if hilarious euphemism or starcraft literotica
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5/5 delivered
hopefully there's nothing and you're on the clean side
and gl for monday
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O.O Team Liquid Cautionary Tales. Hope everything is fine though.
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It'll only get worse
Work that is
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Best girl blog ever! God speed.
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Good luck on the coming work day. And about your... you know.
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Zurich15366 Posts
Hate sex is soooo good... Way too little opportunity for it unfortunately 
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If you used protection and she was already treated then why are you worried? You're not going to magically get an STD she doesn't have anymore.
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haha yowza GL HF on monday dude!
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... while I understand your thought process on this (kinda), you do realize the insane amounts of drama you could have just queued up out of your gates, right?
Seriously. One of my own rules is - not with coworkers. Especially if I am going to be working directly with them. And also HELL NO if they are one of my supervisors.
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ROFL!! this blog was awesome to read. All girl blogs should be this much ownage~
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I'm actually not sure what to say. This girl is really strange oO
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10/5 this has to get featured on the main page
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Good read 5/5
Also yeah get tested
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What a bitch. From the start to the end. Good luck with your health :\
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THIS IS WHAT GIRL BLOGS NEED TO BE. The suspense, the twists, the gruesome details - this blog delivered. Good luck on your penis.
What sucks though (besides the potential penis disease) is that this isn't likely to do much to alleviate the problem at work. She was likely looking for more than just sex, or at least casual sex more than once, so I doubt you're done with her, especially if you bolted out of her place with a horrified look on your face.
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LOL I bet she busts your balls even more this week to get even "better" sex!
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Haha, I'm not that experienced with girls, but IMO fucking her will not stop the harrasment, only make it worse. Seems like you got a drama queen on your hands. That can be much worse than STDs. Good news though, you will probably get more sex if you want to 
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What the fuck did I just read, in a "Holy shit that was fun as hell" kinda wtf haha.
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Damn it, I'm imagining you (a guy) scrubbing himself with antibac while in the shower crying while shouting PLAAAGUUU (((
This is good.
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Not sure if true or trolling but...
If this is real, you're probably screwed(no pun intended) as far as your current job goes. This girls sounds certifiably crazy, and she is in a position of power over you. Not a good combination.
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On August 12 2012 04:27 Wintex wrote:Damn it, I'm imagining you (a guy) scrubbing himself with antibac while in the shower crying while shouting PLAAAGUUU ((( This is good.
I usually unleash some oddly coloured PLAAGUUU whenever I scrub myself in the shower
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Wow this was just pure gold. Honestly though I wish you can clutch this one out.
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I just rofl'd irl. Never thought I would actually do that. Man... why, oh WHY did you fuck her?!? And you didn't even ask about STD's before hand... shame, shame...
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On August 12 2012 05:16 3FFA wrote:
I just rofl'd irl. Never thought I would actually do that. Man... why, oh WHY did you fuck her?!? And you didn't even ask about STD's before hand... shame, shame...
"Hey, before we start fucking please tell me if you have or ever had any STD" I bet that would turn her on even more
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Best girl blog in a while tbh.
If she was already treated for it you should be fine btw. - also.. there are these things... called condoms. Work great, especially during one night stands.
Part 2: [GIRL BLOG] OMG MY SUPERVISOR IS PREGNANT OMGWTF - make it happen!
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This....
This is the best blog ever.
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5/5
As far as girl blogs go, this has to be one of the best ones I've ever read. Need part 2 though. 
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Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard. Great blog, nice depth and great comparisons.
Good luck in your future endeavours with her.
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Quite possibly the greatest girl blog ever
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This is a great blog. Sorry about your rotten penis.
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One of the better girl blogs, Great read 5/5
Protect your penis, you wont regret it.
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oh WTF? gg no re ked. gl in work
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OP, you do know that you will now have to post a follow up blog about whether you got it or not and how the relationship with your supervisor turned for the worse or better after your sexual encounter.
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Go re. See how crazy shes this time.
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When it feels like a burrowed lurker is in your pee pee, time to see the medic.
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I died at the plaguuuu. OMG Good shit.
Best of luck with your work. Just tell her you can't risk it next time. Hopefully she will leave off you and work can go back to being normal.
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yeah i totally bet her parents didn't
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Still no spotlight? =/
Guess it will never be known what happened to the crook since the spotlight isn't even anywhere near her, let alone shining on her.
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lol she plagguu your penis? now that's a girl blog worth reading ...
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Good blog and nixe read. But you really shouldnt have caved into the pressure though, she'll want more. She cant fire you for refusing to have sex.
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5/5. Best girl blog in a long time ahahahaha
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On August 12 2012 12:26 iKill[ShocK] wrote:
Good blog and nixe read. But you really shouldnt have caved into the pressure though, she'll want more. She cant fire you for refusing to have sex.
In theory no.
In practice most definitely.
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LMFAOOOOOOOO such a great blog
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hahahahaha so funny the analogies were great
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this is AMAZING!
Great read
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LOL this was soo good, i love the starcraft references LOL plague on ur dick, well i guess if its taught me anything is that crazy angry sex is good =D (oh and wear a condom, and ask about std's beforehand) i'm so surprised she didnt tell u earlier she must have really wanted to have sex with you. GOOD LUCK and hope ur penis is alright
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"I bet my parents never had sex that good."
ewwwwwwwwww wtf girl? That's wierder than the STD.
Good read. Being the freaky bitch she is (obviously), i wouldn't want to be you at work. Hope everything turns out well for you!
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Respect this in the future :p
![[image loading]](http://lh5.ggpht.com/-qtLEZODKZj8/S7XY1H3_JzI/AAAAAAAACSU/IFswmIL5ZL0/the-hot-crazy-scale-how-i-met-your-mother-barney-stinson-hot-demotivational-poster-1234586298.jpg)
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Hahahaha I judge but not sure if I'd have done it.
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bump .. wonder if OP is still alive or sexed to death lol
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Hoooooly crap.
So many awesome things yet so many questions about this .______.
1) giving OP a hard time because she wants to screw him
2) everybody knows it except OP
3) OP actually winds up doing it easily
4) without a condom
5) she used to have chlamydia
Good god >_____<
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chlamydia is asymptomatic a lot of the time. even if nothing shows up doesnt mean you dont have it.
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