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Azera
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My dad barges into my room to get something. He sees me lying on my bed, looking at my computer. I have my pants off, underwear on obviously, because it's so hot, especially given what I was doing. Was scratching my belly as well, IIRC. I'm pretty sure he knows I'm on the computer, but he pretends to not see me and just grabs what he wanted and closes the door. It's not porn, dad. It's WCS UK. Nerd life.   | ||
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MassHysteria
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Dodgin
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Azera
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On July 01 2012 00:11 Dodgin wrote: So what was the thing he grabbed? Do you always have things in your room that your parents would want to get? I find that a bit odd. I think it was some Hard Drive case. He said his USB 3.0 casing wasn't working earlier in the day and I have empty 2.0 casing | ||
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Probe1
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ABear
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JerKy
Korea (South)3013 Posts
On July 01 2012 00:07 Azera wrote: Was scratching my belly as well, IIRC. That part got me cracking up Perhaps you should go talk to your dad and explain some things aye | ||
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Azera
3800 Posts
On July 01 2012 02:08 JerKy wrote: That part got me cracking up Perhaps you should go talk to your dad and explain some things aye I'd... rather not. | ||
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bitter[KALT]
United States138 Posts
Still a good blog, though  | ||
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Azera
3800 Posts
On July 01 2012 02:43 bitter[KALT] wrote: Would have been more funny had he caught you jerking off to SCII... Still a good blog, though ಠ_ಠ | ||
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Roe
Canada6002 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + But when you said it was starcraft, I thought of ... + Show Spoiler + | ||
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tMomiji
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Azera
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chaosfreak11
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MassHysteria
United States3678 Posts
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Azera
3800 Posts
On July 01 2012 16:46 MassHysteria wrote: I think that you should try to gauge and see if he knows anything. Try to make an offhanded comment using a word like wood or hard to see if he reacts a certain way. If he doesn't, then he probably didn't notice anything. I'd rather not. | ||
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dGHaiL
United States177 Posts
Also, if you were looking at porn, you'd probably have been startled and would have a massive woody... which is pretty visible if you're just in underwear. Edit: Oh wait, given what you were doing? Did I read this right the first time or... Oh dear. Yeah, you're overthinking things again <3 | ||
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Azera
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On July 01 2012 17:38 dGHaiL wrote: I'm with you, Azera... just let it go. For all you know, you're overthinking it and he knows exactly why you were laying on your bed in your underwear. Also, if you were looking at porn, you'd probably have been startled and would have a massive woody... which is pretty visible if you're just in underwear. Yeah, you're overthinking things again <3 I like you  | ||
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dGHaiL
United States177 Posts
He woke me up on a Saturday, and told me he found the dog chewing on a used condom in the middle of our family room. He said thankfully my mother wasn't there, or she would have skinned me alive. Personally, he was thankful we were at least being safe. Apparently, the dog had dug through my trash, and torn the condom out of a bunch of toilet paper I had wrapped it in. Your dad will forget about this quickly. I've been there before, my friend. | ||
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Azera
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On July 01 2012 17:46 dGHaiL wrote: My dad found out my girlfriend and I were having sex the summer following my graduation from high school. He woke me up on a Saturday, and told me he found the dog chewing on a used condom in the middle of our family room. He said thankfully my mother wasn't there, or she would have skinned me alive. Personally, he was thankful we were at least being safe. Apparently, the dog had dug through my trash, and torn the condom out of a bunch of toilet paper I had wrapped it in. Your dad will forget about this quickly. I've been there before, my friend. Your dog swallowed. | ||
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dGHaiL
United States177 Posts
If you're looking for a host family to visit the states, you could stay with us. Meet my dog, she's very friendly. Lots of kisses. | ||
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Azera
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On July 01 2012 17:52 dGHaiL wrote: If you're looking for a host family to visit the states, you could stay with us. Meet my dog, she's very friendly. Lots of kisses. Ah, that will be a long time more :D | ||
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