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KING CHARLIE :D
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Th1rdEye
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dangthatsright
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This makes much less sense while in chem | ||
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Incze
Romania2058 Posts
Absolutely hilarious | ||
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Spiffeh
United States830 Posts
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FlaShFTW
United States9922 Posts
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
I really like your writing style, and once again, I am amazed that you became a sane person after growing up in this context. | ||
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Kevin_Sorbo
Canada3217 Posts
On May 30 2012 01:02 endy wrote: Hilarious ending. I think it wasn't that bad if two 16 hours days could be enough to not have to pay for the damaged SUV. I really like your writing style, and once again, I am amazed that you became a sane person after growing up in this context. got any proof that he is actually sane?? funny blog though :D | ||
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Russet
United States48 Posts
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On May 30 2012 02:07 Russet wrote: You guys brought your cat to the couple's house? =D I've decided that when I draw pictures from the time period that I lived in Cara's house, I will put the cat somewhere...The stench of over 100 animals follows you...and that is what the cat represents. | ||
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surfinbird1
Germany999 Posts
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
Obviously he didn't want to tree falling on his house, so he came up with a brilliant plan. He would tie a few small nylon ropes to the top of the three, pull them tightly and tie them off to some stakes in the ground. Obviously that would make the tree fall in that direction, right? Well, as anyone with common sense could have predicted as soon as he finished cutting through the trunk and it was free and moved slightly to the right, the tiny ropes went slack and several hundred pounds of wood fell right into his house. It was a ranch, so the trunk left a nice big dent in his roof. You can always tell people who aren't very bright, they do things like try to cut down 800lbs trees that are four feet from their house by themselves.  | ||
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Kevin_Sorbo
Canada3217 Posts
On May 30 2012 03:20 TheToast wrote: Some summers ago the neighbor directly behind my parents house decided he was going to take down his own tree... by himself. It was a pretty big tree, trunk was at least three feet in diameter and the main trunk was at least 10 feet high. More importantly, it was about four feet from his house. He started by pulling off all the branches and was left with just the large trunk standing free. Obviously he didn't want to tree falling on his house, so he came up with a brilliant plan. He would tie a few small nylon ropes to the top of the three, pull them tightly and tie them off to some stakes in the ground. Obviously that would make the tree fall in that direction, right? Well, as anyone with common sense could have predicted as soon as he finished cutting through the trunk and it was free and moved slightly to the right, the tiny ropes went slack and several hundred pounds of wood fell right into his house. It was a ranch, so the trunk left a nice big dent in his roof. You can always tell people who aren't very bright, they do things like try to cut down 800lbs trees that are four feet from their house by themselves. loll wtf guys... is it because I am from Canada or all that '' tree falling the wrong way'' shit seems stupid? ( had my car crushed once by a brick wall. my 2000 mazda protege went from perfectly fine to a convertible ultracompact lowrider lol reporters asking questions and shit... sucky 15 minutes of fame ) + Show Spoiler + http://www.quebechebdo.com/media/photos/unis/2011/10/20/photo_1883820_resize.jpg | ||
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starcraftmastersix
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Impervious
Canada4147 Posts
On May 30 2012 03:39 Kevin_Sorbo wrote: wtf guys... is it because I am from Canada or all that '' tree falling the wrong way'' shit seems stupid? Lol, I felt the exact same when I read this. | ||
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Nothingtosay
United States875 Posts
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On May 30 2012 03:39 Kevin_Sorbo wrote: loll wtf guys... is it because I am from Canada or all that '' tree falling the wrong way'' shit seems stupid? .. Wait I'm confused. Do all the trees in Canada fall the right way?  | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On May 30 2012 05:48 TheToast wrote: .. Wait I'm confused. Do all the trees in Canada fall the right way? Canada is good for two things...prescription drugs...and lumber. We have to conclude that people are perpetually high on prescription drugs while expertly cutting down trees. Canada is just a cut above the rest of the world when it comes to tree cutting. | ||
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Impervious
Canada4147 Posts
On May 30 2012 06:32 KING CHARLIE :D wrote: Canada is good for two things...prescription drugs...and lumber. We have to conclude that people are perpetually high on prescription drugs while expertly cutting down trees. Canada is just a cut above the rest of the world when it comes to tree cutting. You forgot that our beer is better. | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
Yeah I was thinking about it afterwards...and when I visited Canada briefly in 9th grade I had A LOT of fun. I gotta get back there... | ||
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