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KING CHARLIE :D
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Th1rdEye
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dangthatsright
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This makes much less sense while in chem | ||
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Incze
Romania2058 Posts
Absolutely hilarious | ||
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Spiffeh
United States830 Posts
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FlaShFTW
United States10276 Posts
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
I really like your writing style, and once again, I am amazed that you became a sane person after growing up in this context. | ||
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Kevin_Sorbo
Canada3217 Posts
On May 30 2012 01:02 endy wrote: Hilarious ending. I think it wasn't that bad if two 16 hours days could be enough to not have to pay for the damaged SUV. I really like your writing style, and once again, I am amazed that you became a sane person after growing up in this context. got any proof that he is actually sane?? funny blog though :D | ||
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Russet
United States48 Posts
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On May 30 2012 02:07 Russet wrote: You guys brought your cat to the couple's house? =D I've decided that when I draw pictures from the time period that I lived in Cara's house, I will put the cat somewhere...The stench of over 100 animals follows you...and that is what the cat represents. | ||
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surfinbird1
Germany999 Posts
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
Obviously he didn't want to tree falling on his house, so he came up with a brilliant plan. He would tie a few small nylon ropes to the top of the three, pull them tightly and tie them off to some stakes in the ground. Obviously that would make the tree fall in that direction, right? Well, as anyone with common sense could have predicted as soon as he finished cutting through the trunk and it was free and moved slightly to the right, the tiny ropes went slack and several hundred pounds of wood fell right into his house. It was a ranch, so the trunk left a nice big dent in his roof. You can always tell people who aren't very bright, they do things like try to cut down 800lbs trees that are four feet from their house by themselves.  | ||
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Kevin_Sorbo
Canada3217 Posts
On May 30 2012 03:20 TheToast wrote: Some summers ago the neighbor directly behind my parents house decided he was going to take down his own tree... by himself. It was a pretty big tree, trunk was at least three feet in diameter and the main trunk was at least 10 feet high. More importantly, it was about four feet from his house. He started by pulling off all the branches and was left with just the large trunk standing free. Obviously he didn't want to tree falling on his house, so he came up with a brilliant plan. He would tie a few small nylon ropes to the top of the three, pull them tightly and tie them off to some stakes in the ground. Obviously that would make the tree fall in that direction, right? Well, as anyone with common sense could have predicted as soon as he finished cutting through the trunk and it was free and moved slightly to the right, the tiny ropes went slack and several hundred pounds of wood fell right into his house. It was a ranch, so the trunk left a nice big dent in his roof. You can always tell people who aren't very bright, they do things like try to cut down 800lbs trees that are four feet from their house by themselves. loll wtf guys... is it because I am from Canada or all that '' tree falling the wrong way'' shit seems stupid? ( had my car crushed once by a brick wall. my 2000 mazda protege went from perfectly fine to a convertible ultracompact lowrider lol reporters asking questions and shit... sucky 15 minutes of fame ) + Show Spoiler + http://www.quebechebdo.com/media/photos/unis/2011/10/20/photo_1883820_resize.jpg | ||
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starcraftmastersix
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Impervious
Canada4213 Posts
On May 30 2012 03:39 Kevin_Sorbo wrote: wtf guys... is it because I am from Canada or all that '' tree falling the wrong way'' shit seems stupid? Lol, I felt the exact same when I read this. | ||
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Nothingtosay
United States875 Posts
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On May 30 2012 03:39 Kevin_Sorbo wrote: loll wtf guys... is it because I am from Canada or all that '' tree falling the wrong way'' shit seems stupid? .. Wait I'm confused. Do all the trees in Canada fall the right way?  | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On May 30 2012 05:48 TheToast wrote: .. Wait I'm confused. Do all the trees in Canada fall the right way? Canada is good for two things...prescription drugs...and lumber. We have to conclude that people are perpetually high on prescription drugs while expertly cutting down trees. Canada is just a cut above the rest of the world when it comes to tree cutting. | ||
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Impervious
Canada4213 Posts
On May 30 2012 06:32 KING CHARLIE :D wrote: Canada is good for two things...prescription drugs...and lumber. We have to conclude that people are perpetually high on prescription drugs while expertly cutting down trees. Canada is just a cut above the rest of the world when it comes to tree cutting. You forgot that our beer is better. | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
Yeah I was thinking about it afterwards...and when I visited Canada briefly in 9th grade I had A LOT of fun. I gotta get back there... | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On May 30 2012 01:02 endy wrote: Hilarious ending. I think it wasn't that bad if two 16 hours days could be enough to not have to pay for the damaged SUV. I really like your writing style, and once again, I am amazed that you became a sane person after growing up in this context. There were a few other jobs...we had to dig up and replace their septic tank...power wash their roof...and put in a few sprinkler systems...overall I STILL think my dad got a hell of a deal...because they could have made his life hell. | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On May 31 2012 00:54 KING CHARLIE :D wrote: There were a few other jobs...we had to dig up and replace their septic tank...power wash their roof...and put in a few sprinkler systems...overall I STILL think my dad got a hell of a deal...because they could have made his life hell. Problem is, you really can't sue someone who doesn't have any money. Not to mention the legal implications of hiring a contracter who is unlicenced, in experienced, and uninsured. That's just as stupid. And stupidly leaving your car sit next to a tree that you're having cut down wouldn't help you in court much either. | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On May 31 2012 01:04 TheToast wrote: Problem is, you really can't sue someone who doesn't have any money. Not to mention the legal implications of hiring a contracter who is unlicenced, in experienced, and uninsured. That's just as stupid. And stupidly leaving your car sit next to a tree that you're having cut down wouldn't help you in court much either. Yeah, you are right. My dad had something like $25,000 owed to the state of California for unpaid child support that just accumulated over years. Because of this, he couldn't do anything in California...he was scared to get pulled over for fear there would be a warrant out for his arrest. What you point out, that I think is true, is that there is a large difference between owing the state money and owing money to someone that sues you. A guy could be taken behind the courthouse and fisted for 12 hours by the governor of the state for not paying a $100 speeding ticket...but never even think of paying debts to a fellow citizen. I guess I always think of how I would feel in another person's spot. I could never sit idly knowing that I destroyed someone's car. | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On May 31 2012 01:13 KING CHARLIE :D wrote: Yeah, you are right. My dad had something like $25,000 owed to the state of California for unpaid child support that just accumulated over years. Because of this, he couldn't do anything in California...he was scared to get pulled over for fear there would be a warrant out for his arrest. What you point out, that I think is true, is that there is a large difference between owing the state money and owing money to someone that sues you. A guy could be taken behind the courthouse and fisted for 12 hours by the governor of the state for not paying a $100 speeding ticket...but never even think of paying debts to a fellow citizen. I guess I always think of how I would feel in another person's spot. I could never sit idly knowing that I destroyed someone's car. Well, you should also never hire an unlicensed uninsured random guy to do something like tree removal. There's a reason why professionals charge so much money, because they actually know what the fuck they're doing. There's really a lesson here about what happens when you hire someone totally unqualified just so you can save a few hundred dollars. That's like something Basil Fawlty would do. | ||
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Sphen5117
United States413 Posts
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lisward
Singapore959 Posts
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Nazarene
Denmark996 Posts
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On May 31 2012 18:07 Nazarene wrote: LOL (literally)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D you're awesome | ||
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lastprobeALIVE
United States974 Posts
i can drive through my town and pick houses he put the brick on, and i labored to which i never ever got paid. he would get 3k-5k per job and i didnt see a fuckin cent. shitty ending, maybe you helped your dads case with not having the cops come. when i read shit like this it makes me really sad because i can relate with a lot. | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On June 01 2012 15:10 lastprobeALIVE wrote: wow, i have a shitty dad like this. he was a bricklayer tho, and was very good at it but never ever paid me. i can drive through my town and pick houses he put the brick on, and i labored to which i never ever got paid. he would get 3k-5k per job and i didnt see a fuckin cent. shitty ending, maybe you helped your dads case with not having the cops come. when i read shit like this it makes me really sad because i can relate with a lot. Thanks for reading and responding! We should start up a business together where we work for free!!! | ||
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NoodleFish
South Africa198 Posts
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