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[ABL]Obituary: CharlieMurphy

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TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-05 05:40:52
May 05 2012 05:35 GMT
#1
So when I was asked to write the obituary for CharlieMurphy, I took the challenge head on. After much research I knew that nothing anyone could write would equal the awesome power that is researching the man, the myth, the legend himself. I still fear that nothing in the post will do justice to he of many logins. I hope that it is enjoyable none the less. With that said, I give you CharlieMurphy:


Obituary:

CharlieMurphy

21st of March 2006 - 25th of November 2010

SPoR

28th of November 2010 - 24th of November 2011

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Never before was there a more polarizing, sometimes helpful, and always annoying figure. While many of us knew him as Charlie, others knew him as SpoR. His powers were so strong that it took the the Witch King himself, Liquid'Nazgul, to put the final nail in the coffin.



---History---



On the same day that Ne-Yo's So Sick was number 1 on the charts, CharlieMurphy was born in the TeamLiquid community. He shared his birthday with ex-007 Timothy Dalton, actor Gary Oldman, and lesbian personality Rosie O'Donnell. On that day CharlieMurphy posted his first post in a thread started by our friend Day[9] about issues with a Sega Saturn Emulator:

On March 21 2006 23:45 CharlieMurphy wrote:
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BILL307:
I can get a hacked-up version of GiriGiri and SSF to run Radiant Silvergun, and that's all I care about .


Care to share it ? I really really really really want to play that game. That and ikaruga. I've heard so much about both games and that they were some of the best airplane type games, never played them though because they are on shitty systems that no I knew ever owned. In fact i think ive seen maybe 2 dreamcasts and 1 sega saturn at Target and thats it.

PM me with details plz, thanks


It is both intriguing and saddening to think that the Sega Saturn emulator was what started Charlie on his amazing journey through TL. During his time, he was always in need of something, whether it be hacks, beta-keys, or just an ear to listen. By 2008 Charlie already ammased 10,000 posts. It is key to remember though that while we know of his main account, and of his SpoR account, Charlie admitted to all that he first started trolling TL back in 2003 and since then was banned on more occasions than anyone can seem to count. In this blog Charlie admitted to at least 15 other accounts including the ever brilliant offer to make love to all of us with the name:

FuckTeamLiquid


If you dig through TL enough, you will soon find that there are very few threads and forums in which Charlie didn't grace with his presence, but in old forum 18, Blogs, was really where he shined brightest. Whether it was his own creation or commenting on others, Charlie had a knack for getting attention. On one warm June afternoon in 2007 Charlie decided that it was time for him to create his TL blog, and during his time with us he was able to post at least 150 blogs between his various accounts. With awe inspiring titles such as HEY FUCKERS where he whines for a birthday thread, Peeing Question where he informs us with insight about his urination issues, and lol @ my drunken GF's voicemail: where Charlie shares a voicemail from an ex-girlfriend, Charlie seemed to always be on the front page.

Protoss are like the Americans Invading Vietnam.
Terrans are like the VietCong they know the terrain and have the advantage.
unless you choose a fair and equal battleground.




---Damn the Man!---



As mentioned above, Charlie seemed to have a split personality. Some people claimed him to be a nice guy, while others wanted to kill him. Nice or not, Charlie was prone to the occasional outburst, sometimes aimed towards a race as in FUCK PROTOSS, toward a company as is Fuck You GoodYear, but normally aimed towards other insecurities of life:

  • Ask iNcontrol
  • Facebook troll jailed
  • And I slink away, dejected and defeated(grrlblawg)
  • Scans need separate energy
  • The 100 Four Gate Challenge
  • Starcraft 2 dustin bowder sampled in house track.
  • What were you doing...




---Mod History---



With such a long and complicated history, digging up every mod note would be quite the feat, but this covers it pretty well.
My personal favorite bann-able offense came in the TL Hacker Database when Charlie gave us his most in-depth pearl of wisdom with this post:

Pretty sure Jesus hacked. Motherfucker had wine outta no where and he even water walk...


Whether it was fixing a mouse, being MacGyver, calling out FakeSteve, being reminded that he is not FakeSteve, informing us about Muslim justice, or teaching us that his president is black, CharlieMurphy always had the best interests of humanity in mind. Our dear friend CharlieMurphy was even concerned with the sexual health of both males and females on TeamLiquid.

Some bitches' pussy's smell , So your fucked if you go down there and have to taste that shit.


There is so much depth to CharlieMurphy that it is s shame to not cover it all in this write-up. Please friends, come together and post your favorite CharlieMurphy/SPoR moments, and next time you feel the need to ask, "Who is CharlieMurphy," you will come here.


I will leave us with the words of one Rick James:

Bitches, come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy

While there may be no more bitches for CharlieMurphy, let us hope that his last wish was fulfilled.



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We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
May 05 2012 05:38 GMT
#2
Truly the greatest of all high ban users.

RIP sweet prince
|BW>Everything|Add me on star2 KR server TheMuTaL.675 for practice games :)|NEX clan| https://www.dotabuff.com/players/183104694
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
May 05 2012 05:47 GMT
#3
Megalisk how many accounts do you have? Yes me and charlie shared a lot of history in one of my blogs haha...
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Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-05 07:00:48
May 05 2012 07:00 GMT
#4
On May 05 2012 14:38 Megaliskuu wrote:
Truly the greatest of all high ban users.

RIP sweet prince


The 3rd greatest in my memory.

Chibi[OWNS]

Zia

Were both higher profile and more fun.
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TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
May 05 2012 07:07 GMT
#5
On May 05 2012 16:00 Newbistic wrote:
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On May 05 2012 14:38 Megaliskuu wrote:
Truly the greatest of all high ban users.

RIP sweet prince


The 3rd greatest in my memory.

Chibi[OWNS]

Zia

Were both higher profile and more fun.


Yeah, you know, digging through the CharlieMurphy stuff I realized that while very prolific, sometimes and idiot, most of the time he was just really kind of boring. I did love finding numerous times where we would say shit and Rekrul would tell him to go away or shut the fuck up. What really made him great was the responses he garnered I think.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
May 05 2012 07:08 GMT
#6
On May 05 2012 14:47 ShoCkeyy wrote:
Megalisk how many accounts do you have? Yes me and charlie shared a lot of history in one of my blogs haha...


Only 2 and a few random smurfs that I used in between Megalisk---->Megaliskuu..
|BW>Everything|Add me on star2 KR server TheMuTaL.675 for practice games :)|NEX clan| https://www.dotabuff.com/players/183104694
x-Catalyst
Profile Joined August 2010
United States921 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-05 07:20:43
May 05 2012 07:19 GMT
#7
Haven't been here too long, but I remember him. He sort of reminds me of Torte in the sense that his posts were EVERYWHERE. Except Torte's posts are quality, and Charlie's were.... yeah.

RIP.
x-Catalyst
Profile Joined August 2010
United States921 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-05 07:53:13
May 05 2012 07:20 GMT
#8
I love hitting the quote button when I mean to edit -.- (accidentally of course)
sorry
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
May 05 2012 07:22 GMT
#9
On May 05 2012 16:20 x-Catalyst wrote:
I love hitting the quote button when I mean to edit -.-
sorry


No fret. Keep it up! Someday you too might gather CharlieMurphy level post numbers.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
May 05 2012 07:41 GMT
#10
On May 05 2012 16:19 x-Catalyst wrote:
Haven't been here too long, but I remember him. He sort of reminds me of Torte in the sense that his posts were EVERYWHERE. Except Torte's posts are quality, and Charlie's were.... yeah.

RIP.


Torte's first post were one line garbage, recent months have show a lot better posting.
Life?
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
May 05 2012 08:38 GMT
#11
I know he spammed a lot but some of his posts were just pure gold. I have quite the fond memory of him, actually.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
May 05 2012 08:42 GMT
#12
On May 05 2012 17:38 surfinbird1 wrote:
I know he spammed a lot but some of his posts were just pure gold. I have quite the fond memory of him, actually.


Yeah, there were plenty, I was not saying that, but when you have around 26,000 posts in total, most of them are going to be bland.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
May 05 2012 09:23 GMT
#13
On May 05 2012 16:41 ShoCkeyy wrote:
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On May 05 2012 16:19 x-Catalyst wrote:
Haven't been here too long, but I remember him. He sort of reminds me of Torte in the sense that his posts were EVERYWHERE. Except Torte's posts are quality, and Charlie's were.... yeah.

RIP.


Torte's first post were one line garbage, recent months have show a lot better posting.

Let's hope torte isn't reading this!
Crazyeyes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1342 Posts
May 05 2012 09:58 GMT
#14
TL.net Bot TL.net. October 11 2009 18:30. Posts 9 PM Profile Quote
CharlieMurphy was just temp banned for 2 weeks by EvilTeletubby.

That account was created on 2006-03-21 23:37:30 and had 16732 posts.

Reason: No Charlie! That's a bad Charlie!


Ah, my favorite ban.

I was actually a fan of CM; it seems the only posts I found of his were the ones that were funny.

RIP, CharlieMurphy. Although I woudln't be surprised if you're still around somewhere. So if you're reading this: Hi!
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
May 05 2012 10:33 GMT
#15
On May 05 2012 18:23 Roe wrote:
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On May 05 2012 16:41 ShoCkeyy wrote:
On May 05 2012 16:19 x-Catalyst wrote:
Haven't been here too long, but I remember him. He sort of reminds me of Torte in the sense that his posts were EVERYWHERE. Except Torte's posts are quality, and Charlie's were.... yeah.

RIP.


Torte's first post were one line garbage, recent months have show a lot better posting.

Let's hope torte isn't reading this!


I am pretty sure that Torte reads every post. He is like the great eye, ever watchful.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Kairo
Profile Joined November 2008
Sweden184 Posts
May 05 2012 11:39 GMT
#16
Thanks Zombie!

Nice writeup!
Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. Off she rode with a trumpety trump; trump trump trump.<- Sig since before the Don.
See.Blue
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2673 Posts
May 05 2012 11:54 GMT
#17
Loved him. Almost alway got a chuckle out of his posts. RIP
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
May 05 2012 14:16 GMT
#18
On May 05 2012 18:23 Roe wrote:
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On May 05 2012 16:41 ShoCkeyy wrote:
On May 05 2012 16:19 x-Catalyst wrote:
Haven't been here too long, but I remember him. He sort of reminds me of Torte in the sense that his posts were EVERYWHERE. Except Torte's posts are quality, and Charlie's were.... yeah.

RIP.


Torte's first post were one line garbage, recent months have show a lot better posting.

Let's hope torte isn't reading this!


Lol I'm not going to lie and I'm sure torte has seen my old post about him. I used to dislike the guy because of all his spam. But like I said, within recent months I've gotten used to him an he had grown out of his shell and been posting better quality.
Life?
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
May 05 2012 14:43 GMT
#19
On May 05 2012 19:33 TheAmazombie wrote:
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On May 05 2012 18:23 Roe wrote:
On May 05 2012 16:41 ShoCkeyy wrote:
On May 05 2012 16:19 x-Catalyst wrote:
Haven't been here too long, but I remember him. He sort of reminds me of Torte in the sense that his posts were EVERYWHERE. Except Torte's posts are quality, and Charlie's were.... yeah.

RIP.


Torte's first post were one line garbage, recent months have show a lot better posting.

Let's hope torte isn't reading this!


I am pretty sure that Torte reads every post. He is like the great eye, ever watchful.


I see and read all.
and it's the opposite, one-line garbage now. Quality before.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-05 15:14:48
May 05 2012 15:13 GMT
#20
TL changed forever on 11/25/10 =[

esports kills personality
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
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