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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:07 GMT
#1
FUCK PROTOSS
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
January 22 2009 08:09 GMT
#2
hello friend
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
LightRailCoyote
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States982 Posts
January 22 2009 08:09 GMT
#3
5/5, would read again.
AKA SurfSolar ----- This is the product of a DIY inadequate home
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
January 22 2009 08:09 GMT
#4
On January 22 2009 17:07 CharlieMurphy wrote:
FUCK PROTOSS

DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 22 2009 08:09 GMT
#5
I have diarrhea now thanks a lot.
RIP Aaliyah
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:10 GMT
#6
[image loading]
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51678 Posts
January 22 2009 08:11 GMT
#7
fuck charliemurphy
Commentator
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 22 2009 08:11 GMT
#8
On January 22 2009 17:11 GTR-2-Go wrote:
fuck charliemurphy


shit just got real
RIP Aaliyah
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:11 GMT
#9
GOOD THING YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING HOME PLANET TO MY BROODS YOU FUCKING PUSSIES. YOU FE'd TO SHAKURAS AND LOST YOUR MAIN LOLOL NOOBS.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
January 22 2009 08:14 GMT
#10
i support this blog
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 22 2009 08:14 GMT
#11
good blog
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 08:20:39
January 22 2009 08:15 GMT
#12
Why Protoss is gay:

1 - everyone and their mom plays protoss

2 - easiest race

3 - FE, mass units, scout around easily stop any expansions.

4 - if zerg is not expanding or teching just mass canons

5 - even if your macro/micro sucks your units have 200 hp and you've got canons everywhere anyways

6 - psi storm

7 - whenever you move your army out expand with 50 canons.

8 - when in doubt with extra minerals just mass zealots and canons

9 - etc
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 22 2009 08:16 GMT
#13
[image loading]

HAHAHA FUCK YOU CHARLIEMURPHY ENJOY YOUR PSI STORMS BITCH
RIP Aaliyah
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
January 22 2009 08:17 GMT
#14
On January 22 2009 17:15 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Why Protoss is gay:

1 - everyone and their mom plays protoss

2 - easiest race

3 - FE, mass units, scout around easily stop any expansions.

4 - if zerg is not expanding or teching just mass canons

5 - even if your macro sucks your units have 200 hp and you've got canons everywhere anyways

6 - psi storm

7 - etc

Haha imagine how much you would holler if some random RA3 noob came up to you and said SC was imbalanced
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 08:29:43
January 22 2009 08:17 GMT
#15
In SC2 Zerg makes their way towards earth. Meanwhile faggy protoss (who think they are the police of the universe, kinda like USA to Earth) is chasing the trail and blazing the planets. meanwhile xel naga comes back say hey fuck you idiots, we made the zerg perfect and you are not perfect, you are beta race that fails, kick rocks. idiots, we made you, we destroy you. Terran agrees, everyone kills protoss. THE END
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:19 GMT
#16
70 apm noob protoss are equal skill to 150+ skilled zerg players.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
January 22 2009 08:19 GMT
#17
go to bed
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
January 22 2009 08:23 GMT
#18
On January 22 2009 17:15 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Why Protoss is gay:

1 - everyone and their mom plays protoss

2 - easiest race

3 - FE, mass units, scout around easily stop any expansions.

4 - if zerg is not expanding or teching just mass canons

5 - even if your macro/micro sucks your units have 200 hp and you've got canons everywhere anyways

6 - psi storm

7 - whenever you move your army out expand with 50 canons.

8 - when in doubt with extra minerals just mass zealots and canons

9 - etc

1. Pick Protoss

2. Become a top foreigner

3. Prove a point

4. If 2 and 3 are not possible please shut the fuck up.
It's better to burn out than to fade away
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:24 GMT
#19
hey dont mind me, im a little shitty robot floating around unable to be killed for minutes, also I can easily delay zerg buildings and/or build pylons anywhere to further this delay.

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
January 22 2009 08:25 GMT
#20
uh oh charlie blew a gasket, blood bath pubbies to much for you big boy?
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