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Dear Marilyn,
Like you, I have also been thinking a lot about our first year anniversary in the next few hours. I cannot help but recall to mind all the fond memories we have shared together in the year that we have been together.
I remember how we sat there quietly in the pastry house on our first date and how, after I insisted it was yours, you heartily gobbled the last bite on our blueberry cheesecake, that I ordered one more slice knowing you'd love it.
I remember how when we opened up about our feelings you cried so deeply, telling me that you have been hurt before and cannot bare to take any more hurt. I hugged you put your head on my shoulder and and told you to not worry because I am your knight in shining armor.
I remember how on our first night together you pulled down my boxers and looked intently on the tag, and turned to me winking and say "nice Armani boxers!" I can't help but be amused at your childish delight with my underwear.
I remember how you told me you'd want us to spend time together and have lunch together everytime.I always enjoyed the 20-mile drive to you with the thought of being together with you if only for a short time at lunch, and always hopeful that in the afternoon we'll be together again.
I remember how you called me once in the middle of the night and told me you were very sick and vomitting. I had to rush to you in mortal fear that it might be something bad. Thank god the doctor said it was just a slight fever, probably a hangover from your dorm party last night.
Finally, I remember how I woke up one night feeling heavy on the chest and with my asthma starting to cramp my lungs, I opened my eyes to find you lying on top of me, and with your dog puppy eyes you softly said: "I'm hungry..." I turned to look at my watch, it was 2 in the morning, and I forced myself up, thinking what kind of a monster I am to allow my little angel to go to sleep hungry. We had a blast of an adventure that night, or morning, looking around for remaining restaurants open. We skipped the ten Chinese restaurants as we didn't like it - you are allergic to noodles I know, and we finally settled on a nice cozy diner and induged in a steaks and a large bowl of potato and cheese and garden salad and lemonade at 3 in the morning.
Now a few hours before our anniversary, I cannot help but think about all these things, and more. This time, I'll be the one asking a favor. I hope you forgive me if I don't show up later, and anymore, you selfish lying manipulating gold-digging b*tch!
  
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I don't show up later, and anymore, you selfish lying manipulating gold-digging b*tch!
See, I was a bit confused at this part. I feel trolled. Though my inner relationship hating self feels immesnsly vindicated.
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On April 13 2012 02:50 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote + I don't show up later, and anymore, you selfish lying manipulating gold-digging b*tch! See, I was a bit confused at this part. I feel trolled. Though my inner relationship hating self feels immesnsly vindicated.
.. I'm still confused lol, explain please
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On April 13 2012 02:51 heroofcanton wrote:
Allergic to noodles...?
Gluten allergy maybe?
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I don't get the last sentence either lol
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Great Story....but the ending omg i did not see that ending coming.....
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On April 13 2012 02:54 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
I don't get the last sentence either lol
Yeah I still feel kind of dumb for not knowing. And ... I still don't get it
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My take:
OP gives to much to this girl. Later, he finds out she betrayed him in some way (cheating, was stealing money, something of that nature). He then vents on this blog instead of tells her IRL. It also appears to be close to their "anniversary."
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Soooo... she cheated in you I guess?
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On April 13 2012 02:57 HardlyNever wrote:
My take:
OP gives to much to this girl. Later, he finds out she betrayed him in some way (cheating, was stealing money, something of that nature). He then vents on this blog instead of tells her IRL. It also appears to be close to their "anniversary."
See idk about this. This part here:
This time, I'll be the one asking a favor.
Makes me think he's made because she always is asking for shit and money and never giving anything back. But it sounds like she had sex with him. So that's pretty much a normal relationship lol.
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So glad that I don't have such a relationship with my GF. In fact she doesn't like sweeting things up, she likes it the way it is, just like me. No bullshit things like valentinesday or something.
But then again, I can't help it that you would give up that last part of cheesecake, such a loss.
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On April 13 2012 03:01 TheToast wrote:
Makes me think he's made because she always is asking for shit and money and never giving anything back. But it sounds like she had sex with him. So that's pretty much a normal relationship lol.
Really? Lol. That is such a sad cynic view of life. Guess I have to welcome myself to the real world then. I'm curious why people don't get what I mean... It is what I write it is.
Guess who's playing starcraft all day all night today!
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Guess who's playing starcraft all day all night today!
So you dump the b*%$...  and if it make you feel better: Thumbs up!
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On April 13 2012 03:07 gogoplex wrote:Show nested quote +On April 13 2012 03:01 TheToast wrote:
Makes me think he's made because she always is asking for shit and money and never giving anything back. But it sounds like she had sex with him. So that's pretty much a normal relationship lol. Really? Lol. That is such a sad cynic view of life. Guess I have to welcome myself to the real world then. I'm curious why people don't get what I mean... It is what I write it is. Guess who's playing starcraft all day all night today!
What can I say, I'm the Greg House of TL.
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Hey TheToast I have a question.
Is that a serious fact that a normal relationship is like that? I had a gf too before but I was younger then. The difference is I cared enough before to actually have a nice mutual respectful breakup. This time I am just angry. I don'teven care if she cries or kills herself. I am angry mostly because I was so blind. It was all right before me and I realized it way later than I should have. But if what you are saying is true, the a normal relationship more or less is about the guy doing things out of the way and the girls just being demanding motherfucking bitches, then I am genuinely sad and not looking forward to the next one. Meh.
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On April 13 2012 03:17 gogoplex wrote:
Hey TheToast I have a question.
Is that a serious fact that a normal relationship is like that? I had a gf too before but I was younger then. The difference is I cared enough before to actually have a nice mutual respectful breakup. This time I am just angry. I don'teven care if she cries or kills herself. I am angry mostly because I was so blind. It was all right before me and I realized it way later than I should have. But if what you are saying is true, the a normal relationship more or less is about the guy doing things out of the way and the girls just being demanding motherfucking bitches, then I am genuinely sad and not looking forward to the next one. Meh.
What TheToast described isn't a normal relationship. I don't know how he got such a view on that lol.
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On April 13 2012 03:07 gogoplex wrote:Show nested quote +On April 13 2012 03:01 TheToast wrote:
Makes me think he's made because she always is asking for shit and money and never giving anything back. But it sounds like she had sex with him. So that's pretty much a normal relationship lol. Really? Lol. That is such a sad cynic view of life. Guess I have to welcome myself to the real world then. I'm curious why people don't get what I mean... It is what I write it is. Guess who's playing starcraft all day all night today!
Yeah cynical, but also often true. Just have to hold out/find the right relationship.
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