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CrazyAsian
Profile Joined October 2010
United States188 Posts
March 26 2012 03:02 GMT
#61
I read the whole thing, 5/5
ReturnStroke
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States801 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-26 03:16:50
March 26 2012 03:16 GMT
#62
Every once in a while, you see people who make new accounts just to post a thread. This would have been a good time. ^_^

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Seriously though, talk to a doctor.
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-26 03:20:23
March 26 2012 03:20 GMT
#63
Contact a doctor. I've got Crohn's disease, which is a "pleasant" sort of IBD. If it IS something, the sooner you get diagnosed, the better. If it isn't, odds are they'll be able to figure it out without even needing to shove a camera up your ass. (Note, this really isn't as bad as it sounds anyway, the prep is way worse than the actual procedure.)
SiguR
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada2039 Posts
March 26 2012 04:01 GMT
#64
blood on toilet paper can be from wiping too hard and too much. if there is blood in your actual poop before you wipe, you should see a doctor.
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
March 26 2012 05:44 GMT
#65
So you tell a bunch of strangers on the Internet instead of getting diagnosed by a doctor. I feel sorry for the next generation,
Without a paddle up shit creek.
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
March 26 2012 06:17 GMT
#66
ya... I called doctor today and described my situation

doctor indeed said its might be internal hemorrhoids, and told me to buy some cream and put it on my ass.

all doctors are busy now and its Easter soon, she will look up ass 3 week after


I will keep updating this blog 3 week after.
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
March 26 2012 06:41 GMT
#67
On March 26 2012 15:17 emucxg wrote:
ya... I called doctor today and described my situation

doctor indeed said its might be internal hemorrhoids, and told me to buy some cream and put it on my ass.

all doctors are busy now and its Easter soon, she will look up ass 3 week after


I will keep updating this blog 3 week after.

This cream should do the trick.

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Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
March 26 2012 07:01 GMT
#68
don't have anal sex while it's bleeding
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-26 09:14:59
March 26 2012 09:14 GMT
#69
Dude what the fuck hahahaha
You made my day
But no seriously, see a doctor
edit: oh u called one
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34502 Posts
March 26 2012 12:47 GMT
#70
'she will look up ass'

Where else would you read such a gem.
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ShoeFactory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States186 Posts
March 26 2012 13:36 GMT
#71
Painless bleeding is most likely internal hemorrhoids. (painful = external hemorrhoids or fissure)

If the blood is dark red, then the bleed is somewhere up the GI tract and probably a more serious problem, if its bright, then its near the rectum (hemorrhoids).

If its hemorrhoids: Get some exercise and stop sitting on cushioned chairs. Also don't strain when you take a shit, it can pop a blood vessel. Eat more fiber.
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
March 26 2012 15:41 GMT
#72
Most likely it'll be a common case of hemorrhoids. If you blood comes out really light then there's a very high chance that its just that. If it's dark blood then see a doctor ASAP.
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
March 26 2012 15:47 GMT
#73
so, any update yet since your call ?
How's the ass m8 ?
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
March 26 2012 16:29 GMT
#74
On March 27 2012 00:47 Boonbag wrote:
so, any update yet since your call ?
How's the ass m8 ?

my poop is normal now because i stopped eating hot food
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
March 27 2012 10:26 GMT
#75
On March 27 2012 01:29 emucxg wrote:
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On March 27 2012 00:47 Boonbag wrote:
so, any update yet since your call ?
How's the ass m8 ?

my poop is normal now because i stopped eating hot food


i'm glad
EngrishTeacher
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Canada1109 Posts
March 27 2012 11:15 GMT
#76
LOL.

Thought this was going to be how much you were raped in life events recently.

Man it up dude, I've had that too. It goes away with a better diet and more sleep; you definitely need more vegies that's for sure.
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