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pigtheman
Profile Joined January 2009
United States333 Posts
March 25 2012 22:47 GMT
#41
go see doctor :D
probably hemorrhoids
*rawr* d(^_^d)
gds
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Iceland1391 Posts
March 25 2012 22:49 GMT
#42
I saw a movie about a rapist ghost recently, might be a lead...
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34507 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 23:00:11
March 25 2012 22:59 GMT
#43
On March 26 2012 07:24 Quotidian wrote:
probably "just" fissures. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure

I've been periodically plagued with that stuff. It can get so painful that I can't stand upright, and when I take a shit, blood literally pours from my anus. Solution is to eat more fiber, drink more water and not strain yourself when you're on the toilet.. Life sucks..

With fissures you generally should avoid anything that would make you strain when going to the toilet for the next few weeks. Your doctor will probably give you something that will help to soften up your stools making it easier to go to the toilet, as well as some cream for the fissures themselves.

Fissures characteristically cause a LOT of pain so it is very unlikely that the OP has them.
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SkelA
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Macedonia13092 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 23:06:10
March 25 2012 23:02 GMT
#44
Just had the same thing happen to me in the last 2 days. My shit was really hard and i started bleeding with nothing else feeling wrong.

Had the same thing a couple of years ago and my doctor said its was hemoroids. Probably the same thing again...
Stork and KHAN fan till 2012 ...
R!!
Profile Joined November 2011
Brazil938 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 23:09:01
March 25 2012 23:08 GMT
#45
On March 26 2012 08:02 SkelA wrote:
Just had the same thing happen to me in the last 2 days. My shit was really hard and i started bleeding with nothing else feeling wrong.

Had the same thing a couple of years ago and my doctor said its was hemoroids. Probably the same thing again...

Did he touch you there?
I like the part where sense is considered a common, settled thing.
SkelA
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Macedonia13092 Posts
March 25 2012 23:17 GMT
#46
Hmm no... I just described my symptoms and he said it was hemoroids. He gave me a medication and it went by after a couple of days.
Stork and KHAN fan till 2012 ...
FreezingAssassin
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States455 Posts
March 25 2012 23:20 GMT
#47
If the Blood is bright red, and I mean bright. It could just be a small fissure where your bleeding right as the poop leaves the rectum. Which this isn't too bad a problem IMO since you just need to not push as hard to get it out. However if the blood is darker, then go to doctor immediately since this may be a sign of internal bleeding.

I had fissures and they came and went over a period of a month. 1 week I had them, the next I didn't but just being cautious after a month everything healed and was fine. So GL to you D:
"I love when stupid stuff happens, it makes me look smart" - IdrA
rabidch
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20289 Posts
March 25 2012 23:22 GMT
#48
... teamliquid blogs best source of entertainment
LiquidDota StaffOnly a true king can play the King.
reincremate
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China2216 Posts
March 25 2012 23:33 GMT
#49
LOL what made you think asking TL is somehow a better option than seeing a doctor
Quotidian
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway1937 Posts
March 25 2012 23:36 GMT
#50
On March 26 2012 07:59 Firebolt145 wrote:
Fissures characteristically cause a LOT of pain so it is very unlikely that the OP has them.


the amount of pain, or whether or not there even is pain, depends on where the fissure is located. I've had fissures with a lot of blood and zero pain, and I've had fissure-like pain that makes me want to end my life (seriously) without actual bleeding. Fissures seem more likely than hemorrhoids at any rate. Or some kind of irritation caused by the specific food he is eating (basically, stop eating that type of food as much if you think that is the cause)
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 23:38:35
March 25 2012 23:36 GMT
#51
Is okay
just let it all out
We're here fou

... and apparently for your ass as well
Liquipedia@jkursk
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
March 25 2012 23:39 GMT
#52
On March 26 2012 07:27 Impervious wrote:
Title reminded me of this.

+ Show Spoiler +


Fuck you. Now it's stuck in my head.

EDIT - go see a doctor lol.

just f'ing lol. =D
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
March 25 2012 23:48 GMT
#53
Bleeding ass thread is going viral
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
March 25 2012 23:57 GMT
#54
Bleeding ass is nothing, my mules break down completely every 90 seconds
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
March 25 2012 23:58 GMT
#55
On March 26 2012 08:57 Pholon wrote:
Bleeding ass is nothing, my mules break down completely every 90 seconds


I know right! I cry a little every time i need to drop mules
worth the pain
Liquipedia@jkursk
insourcecertainty
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States142 Posts
March 26 2012 00:01 GMT
#56
I didn't believe my eyes when I saw the title of this. Go to a hospital and ask for help.
Cyclone999
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada331 Posts
March 26 2012 00:21 GMT
#57
dafaq did i just read

DID YOU REALLY NEED TO BLOG THIS 0_o
Umm...my advice would be the same as others -> go see a doctor, pronto.

The amount of puns in this thread is making me laugh really hard ==" thanks TL
16 year old Masters Terran :D
mordk
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile8385 Posts
March 26 2012 00:33 GMT
#58
Fissures hurt a lot (in general)

If I were to make a diagnosis based on what we know of the case, I'd say it's most likely hemorroids. Does your asshole itch? Do you stain your underwear sometimes with "water"?, that would make the diagnosis more likely.

Anyways, you need a doctor, he'll tell you what type of hemorroids you have and the appropriate treatment.

As an advance, the most important part of the treatment is appropriate diet. Avoid irritants (such as really spicy food), and avoid constipation (drink lots of water, don't hold your desire to shit, avoid cheese, eat more vegetables).
Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
March 26 2012 00:59 GMT
#59
Most likely internal hemorrhoids as the blood is bright red.

Give it a week and see if there is any improvement.
Since you said there is no pain then dont bother with Hemorrhoid creams. You risk damaging the area by shoving your finger up your ass.

So yeah just give it a week but until then I wouldnt worry about it.

Also it's doubtful that its a fissure because fissures are caused by spasms in the anal muscles and this would cause quite a bit of sharp pain.
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
March 26 2012 01:12 GMT
#60
Did you leave something in your hole and forgot about it? lol just kidding.
I dont think you need to see the doctor. Just avoid those food that make you sick. Eat others food. Even if you did go to the doctor all they will tell you is you need some diet thats it.
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