Whenever I read this and see players higher than bronze I start to question my own skill level and wondering if I could actually hold a worker rush. All things considered, I do know how to a-move so yes I probably good.

I await the next one eargerly Gheed, I love these.

Phantom09

United States73 Posts

February 05 2012 19:49 GMT

#203

Maybe do a 1base, 200 worker push?

Hossinaut

United States453 Posts

February 05 2012 19:50 GMT

#204

I don't know why, but these blogs captivate me

ViceRoyce

Poland21 Posts

February 05 2012 20:32 GMT

#205

You guys ever wondered why a lot of bronze players are starting a game and then leaving after less than a minute? It's because they have bots, leave it on for a night get like 200 wins and in a couple of days every portrait is unlocked. it proves even more that strats as simple as probe rushes are not enough to lose in bronze league.

`Zapdos

United States935 Posts

February 05 2012 20:45 GMT

#206

Best thing I'll read this week hands down

imPERSONater

United States1324 Posts

February 05 2012 20:48 GMT

#207

hahahaha, my favorite is the last conversation. It's like when Charlie is "lawyering" in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

"Well then I'll digress because I feel I have made myself perfectly redundant."

TheDougler

Canada8298 Posts

February 05 2012 20:50 GMT

#208

Brilliant as always.

This post from the last one is worth quoting btw:
On January 20 2012 06:30 Najda wrote:
You should start every game by giving instructions on how to defend a worker rush. Make the bronze league a better place :D

Actually this seems like a fantastic next step to delve deeper. Get a keyboard macro to make it even easier.
1. "When my workers arrive at your base, attack move with yours. GLHF."
2. Proceed as normal.
3. When/if you win... I will join you in scooping my brains out with a martini stirrer through the nose.

JawHun

United States151 Posts

February 05 2012 20:56 GMT

#209

It seems like, eventually, this should stop working, right? Like, natural selection, even the bottom of the bronzes will eventually learn?

Or maybe I'm giving people too much credit

DystopiaX

United States16236 Posts

February 05 2012 21:05 GMT

#210

On February 06 2012 05:56 JawHun wrote:
It seems like, eventually, this should stop working, right? Like, natural selection, even the bottom of the bronzes will eventually learn?

Or maybe I'm giving people too much credit

Have you seen the responses he's getting? He's convinced that he's cheating or worse than they are lol....doubt they'll learn.

flanksteak

Canada246 Posts

February 05 2012 21:23 GMT

#211

May be time for a liquipedia entry

BoxedLunch

United States387 Posts

February 05 2012 21:34 GMT

#212

your blogs always bring a smile to my face, Gheed

Haegr9599

United States210 Posts

February 05 2012 21:37 GMT

#213

More depressing than the actual BM is the fact that I can actually read it.

This is actually the greatest post of all time.
Once it finished mind-f******g me of course.... 0.o

Cush

United States646 Posts

February 05 2012 21:54 GMT

#214

Gheed you are a god among men.

straycat

230 Posts

February 05 2012 21:54 GMT

#215

The definition of bronze is that you do not know how to play. So to sit and be amazed at how people do not know how to play in bronze is kind of useless. Even if it's semi-well written and has witty captions,

BossaKungen

Sweden43 Posts

February 05 2012 22:01 GMT

#216

Your blog is most amusing, keep 'em coming.

virpi

Germany3598 Posts

February 05 2012 22:11 GMT

#217

i visited my cousin today, and played a few games on his account (he's bronze and he's bad, but he likes the game, which is the most important thing.) as I wanted to really get that "bronze" feeling, I decided to do nothing in the first 5 minutes of the game. (tvp on xnc) I didn't move my workers, I didn't even build a seventh scv. needless to say, I still won the game and I really felt kinda guilty afterwards. i mean, how is something like that even possible? FIVE MINUTES. and to make things even stranger: he scouted me after 4 minutes, and he saw that I was doing nothing. by then he already had a few zealots, who could have easily killed my workers.

maybe he was a noob, and I really hope so. because otherwise I would have to redefine my personal definition of stupidity.
bronze is special.