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So, I would like to share some information that I have stumbled upon. It has come to my attention that both Chill and Plexa have a list of some very odd fears, so I hired a local Excel professional to construct for me a couple of visually appealing tables so I may present this finding to you.
So I started with a theory that I might be able to construct a form of immunity from the mods, and this is my set of data that I started with.
As you can see they have some quite odd fears. At first it looked like some mumbo jumbo data, similar to what you would normally see if you're a professional mathematician like me, such as this.
(Keep in mind I am only showing you this to present my vast superiority in understanding more complex things, this is to help you understand that my scientific method here is 100% accurate)
Now, to continue, I noticed a pattern and used some advanced algorithms to construct this data set here.
Despite you, the readers, having very small brains compared to me you should be able to read this and sufficiently understand the data that I am trying to convey. I used my superior mind skills to notice that there were a couple of similarities between their fears and I then graphed this data to test if my theory was correct.
As you can see I used the cats as a control to ensure that my data was accurate. I would no like to point out that both aliens and chocolate are at a fear level of 5 - that is extremely high and should cause Plexa and Chill to not open a thread containing these items. This is where the application of my theory takes form. I have made a highly detailed 3d drawing of a chocolate alien to try and create a thread that is mod proof.
Now that we have a completely mod-proof thread - let us REALLY show the mods what for and have a politically correct discussion over something not controversial in the least and be polite to each other. That'll show'em!
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Nice post, amusing, to say the least.
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LOL amazing!!!!!
edit: after reading it four times i can confirm that this is next level stuff.
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Canada1094 Posts
hahaha, wtf is this? im not supre...supeer... im not smart enough for this!
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I should stalk their post histories and snipe the next post after theirs every time.
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On February 03 2012 07:56 HackBenjamin wrote: hahaha, wtf is this? im not supre...supeer... im not smart enough for this! Same, I looked at the mushroom at least 3 times before realizing it was a spaceship.
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I'm really enjoying this recent influx of really entertaining and creative blog posts! 5/5 Such simple sarcasm yet so highly effective.
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O.o This is epic, but I was slightly more confused as to how this blog has 0 views and 7 replies?
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Ommomnomnomonm....Delicious thread.
Your math skillz are off the chart! ^^
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MOD PROOF THREAD I CAN POST IN ALL CAPS! YAY
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On February 03 2012 08:42 nttea wrote: MOD PROOF THREAD I CAN POST IN ALL CAPS! YAY
Oh god....what have I done....?
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You neglected some of the details of atmospheric composition in your chart. Almost 1% of the the Earth's atmosphere is composed of Argon.
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On February 03 2012 08:48 Loser777 wrote: You neglected some of the details of atmospheric composition in your chart. Almost 1% of the the Earth's atmosphere is composed of Argon.
Oh - I didn't make that... I just googled "super smarticle math tables that will make teamliquid like me" ....
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On February 03 2012 08:48 Loser777 wrote: You neglected some of the details of atmospheric composition in your chart. Almost 1% of the the Earth's atmosphere is composed of Argon.
Oh look at your Mr 1%. Think you're better than us 99%ers with your Argonauts??
OCCUPY LOSER777.
Also why hasn't anyone posted any sinks in this mod-proof thread?
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motbob
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So what do you guys think about gun control?
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On February 03 2012 09:57 motbob wrote: So what do you guys think about gun control? Screw gun control, what do you think of religion?
Also, I'm laughing at the poster Chocolate right now. + Show Spoiler [A Food Made From TERROR] +
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Remember users, the power is ours!
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On February 03 2012 09:57 motbob wrote: So what do you guys think about gun control? I'm glad you asked this, I believe we should absolutely ban all guns, with the exception of mandatory circumcision by handgun performed on all newborn boys for the following reasons:
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the mushroom looks like a penis
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