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Ninja_Bread
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States113 Posts
February 02 2012 22:46 GMT
#1
So, I would like to share some information that I have stumbled upon. It has come to my attention that both Chill and Plexa have a list of some very odd fears, so I hired a local Excel professional to construct for me a couple of visually appealing tables so I may present this finding to you.

So I started with a theory that I might be able to construct a form of immunity from the mods, and this is my set of data that I started with.

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As you can see they have some quite odd fears. At first it looked like some mumbo jumbo data, similar to what you would normally see if you're a professional mathematician like me, such as this.

(Keep in mind I am only showing you this to present my vast superiority in understanding more complex things, this is to help you understand that my scientific method here is 100% accurate)

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Now, to continue, I noticed a pattern and used some advanced algorithms to construct this data set here.

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Despite you, the readers, having very small brains compared to me you should be able to read this and sufficiently understand the data that I am trying to convey. I used my superior mind skills to notice that there were a couple of similarities between their fears and I then graphed this data to test if my theory was correct.

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As you can see I used the cats as a control to ensure that my data was accurate. I would no like to point out that both aliens and chocolate are at a fear level of 5 - that is extremely high and should cause Plexa and Chill to not open a thread containing these items. This is where the application of my theory takes form. I have made a highly detailed 3d drawing of a chocolate alien to try and create a thread that is mod proof.

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Now that we have a completely mod-proof thread - let us REALLY show the mods what for and have a politically correct discussion over something not controversial in the least and be polite to each other. That'll show'em!

****
Mang
Selendis
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia509 Posts
February 02 2012 22:49 GMT
#2
Nice post, amusing, to say the least.
Probes are sooo OP
pestilenz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Denmark379 Posts
February 02 2012 22:54 GMT
#3
HAHA! Thumbs up!
You can attack with this?!
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-02 22:59:04
February 02 2012 22:56 GMT
#4
LOL amazing!!!!!

edit: after reading it four times i can confirm that this is next level stuff.
Greed leads to just about all losses.
HackBenjamin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1094 Posts
February 02 2012 22:56 GMT
#5
hahaha, wtf is this? im not supre...supeer... im not smart enough for this!
Chocolate
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2350 Posts
February 02 2012 23:26 GMT
#6
I should stalk their post histories and snipe the next post after theirs every time.
Nibbler89
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
884 Posts
February 02 2012 23:27 GMT
#7
On February 03 2012 07:56 HackBenjamin wrote:
hahaha, wtf is this? im not supre...supeer... im not smart enough for this!

Same, I looked at the mushroom at least 3 times before realizing it was a spaceship.
PolskaGora
Profile Joined May 2011
United States547 Posts
February 02 2012 23:30 GMT
#8
I'm really enjoying this recent influx of really entertaining and creative blog posts! 5/5 Such simple sarcasm yet so highly effective.
Tracking treasure down
heha
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia425 Posts
February 02 2012 23:31 GMT
#9
O.o This is epic, but I was slightly more confused as to how this blog has 0 views and 7 replies?
Random for life! phoneheha
EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
February 02 2012 23:35 GMT
#10
Ommomnomnomonm....Delicious thread.

Your math skillz are off the chart! ^^
aka Wardo
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
February 02 2012 23:42 GMT
#11
MOD PROOF THREAD I CAN POST IN ALL CAPS! YAY
Ninja_Bread
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States113 Posts
February 02 2012 23:46 GMT
#12
On February 03 2012 08:42 nttea wrote:
MOD PROOF THREAD I CAN POST IN ALL CAPS! YAY


Oh god....what have I done....?
Mang
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
February 02 2012 23:48 GMT
#13
You neglected some of the details of atmospheric composition in your chart. Almost 1% of the the Earth's atmosphere is composed of Argon.
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Ninja_Bread
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States113 Posts
February 02 2012 23:59 GMT
#14
On February 03 2012 08:48 Loser777 wrote:
You neglected some of the details of atmospheric composition in your chart. Almost 1% of the the Earth's atmosphere is composed of Argon.


Oh - I didn't make that... I just googled "super smarticle math tables that will make teamliquid like me" ....
Mang
ggggbabybabybaby
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada304 Posts
February 02 2012 23:59 GMT
#15
On February 03 2012 08:48 Loser777 wrote:
You neglected some of the details of atmospheric composition in your chart. Almost 1% of the the Earth's atmosphere is composed of Argon.


Oh look at your Mr 1%. Think you're better than us 99%ers with your Argonauts??

OCCUPY LOSER777.

Also why hasn't anyone posted any sinks in this mod-proof thread?
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
February 03 2012 00:57 GMT
#16
So what do you guys think about gun control?
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-03 01:13:17
February 03 2012 01:11 GMT
#17
On February 03 2012 09:57 motbob wrote:
So what do you guys think about gun control?

Screw gun control, what do you think of religion?

Also, I'm laughing at the poster Chocolate right now.
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you gotta dance
heha
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia425 Posts
February 03 2012 02:16 GMT
#18
Remember users, the power is ours!

Random for life! phoneheha
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
February 03 2012 03:14 GMT
#19
On February 03 2012 09:57 motbob wrote:
So what do you guys think about gun control?

I'm glad you asked this, I believe we should absolutely ban all guns, with the exception of mandatory circumcision by handgun performed on all newborn boys for the following reasons:
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
February 03 2012 03:56 GMT
#20
the mushroom looks like a penis
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