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So, I would like to share some information that I have stumbled upon. It has come to my attention that both Chill and Plexa have a list of some very odd fears, so I hired a local Excel professional to construct for me a couple of visually appealing tables so I may present this finding to you.
So I started with a theory that I might be able to construct a form of immunity from the mods, and this is my set of data that I started with.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/pOWvM.png)
As you can see they have some quite odd fears. At first it looked like some mumbo jumbo data, similar to what you would normally see if you're a professional mathematician like me, such as this.
(Keep in mind I am only showing you this to present my vast superiority in understanding more complex things, this is to help you understand that my scientific method here is 100% accurate)
![[image loading]](http://www.takeschoolhome.com/Channels/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Planets-lots-of-info-Chart1.jpg)
Now, to continue, I noticed a pattern and used some advanced algorithms to construct this data set here.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/mQala.png)
Despite you, the readers, having very small brains compared to me you should be able to read this and sufficiently understand the data that I am trying to convey. I used my superior mind skills to notice that there were a couple of similarities between their fears and I then graphed this data to test if my theory was correct.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/VMPFY.png)
As you can see I used the cats as a control to ensure that my data was accurate. I would no like to point out that both aliens and chocolate are at a fear level of 5 - that is extremely high and should cause Plexa and Chill to not open a thread containing these items. This is where the application of my theory takes form. I have made a highly detailed 3d drawing of a chocolate alien to try and create a thread that is mod proof.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/6BnNV.png)
Now that we have a completely mod-proof thread - let us REALLY show the mods what for and have a politically correct discussion over something not controversial in the least and be polite to each other. That'll show'em!
   
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Nice post, amusing, to say the least.
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LOL amazing!!!!!
edit: after reading it four times i can confirm that this is next level stuff.
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hahaha, wtf is this? im not supre...supeer... im not smart enough for this!
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I should stalk their post histories and snipe the next post after theirs every time.
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On February 03 2012 07:56 HackBenjamin wrote: hahaha, wtf is this? im not supre...supeer... im not smart enough for this! Same, I looked at the mushroom at least 3 times before realizing it was a spaceship.
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I'm really enjoying this recent influx of really entertaining and creative blog posts! 5/5 Such simple sarcasm yet so highly effective.
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O.o This is epic, but I was slightly more confused as to how this blog has 0 views and 7 replies?
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Ommomnomnomonm....Delicious thread.
Your math skillz are off the chart! ^^
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MOD PROOF THREAD I CAN POST IN ALL CAPS! YAY
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On February 03 2012 08:42 nttea wrote: MOD PROOF THREAD I CAN POST IN ALL CAPS! YAY
Oh god....what have I done....?
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You neglected some of the details of atmospheric composition in your chart. Almost 1% of the the Earth's atmosphere is composed of Argon.
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On February 03 2012 08:48 Loser777 wrote: You neglected some of the details of atmospheric composition in your chart. Almost 1% of the the Earth's atmosphere is composed of Argon.
Oh - I didn't make that... I just googled "super smarticle math tables that will make teamliquid like me" ....
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On February 03 2012 08:48 Loser777 wrote: You neglected some of the details of atmospheric composition in your chart. Almost 1% of the the Earth's atmosphere is composed of Argon.
Oh look at your Mr 1%. Think you're better than us 99%ers with your Argonauts??
OCCUPY LOSER777.
Also why hasn't anyone posted any sinks in this mod-proof thread?
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motbob
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So what do you guys think about gun control?
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On February 03 2012 09:57 motbob wrote: So what do you guys think about gun control? Screw gun control, what do you think of religion?
Also, I'm laughing at the poster Chocolate right now. + Show Spoiler [A Food Made From TERROR] +
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Remember users, the power is ours!
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On February 03 2012 09:57 motbob wrote: So what do you guys think about gun control? I'm glad you asked this, I believe we should absolutely ban all guns, with the exception of mandatory circumcision by handgun performed on all newborn boys for the following reasons:
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the mushroom looks like a penis
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