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Funny ass dream - How prior events effected sleep

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llKenZyll
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States853 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-20 23:32:44
January 20 2012 23:31 GMT
#1
So I went to bed after I had rewatched The Matrix (excellent movie, if you havent seen it, shoot yourself) and I was in deep sleep. I dont remember how it began, but I was with Trinity, who is one of the main characters in The Matrix
Heres a picture of her
As you can see from that picture, she is semi-attractive. That will serve later in the dream (lol)
I was trapped in the Matrix and then Trinity took me to the real world. Turns out, the real world is a medium-sized room with glass walls and sharks floating around on the outside of it. For some reason, Morpheus was there too.
Unlike the movie, in this dream, I could go into the matrix and leave whenever I wanted. So I kept going inside the matrix, shooting someone, then leaving just for giggles. Keep in mind, this is a simulation, so I wasnt really killing people.
So it turns out that a shark had entered the room from the outside. An apple chewing guy named Carlito
Carlito pic
then saved me from the shark. I paid him a Nickel as my thanks.
Morpheus then approached me and said that we need to find The One and that The One is the future son of mine and Trinity's. So Trinity and I went inside the matrix and I told her what I had to do and I was getting ready. We began to kiss, and I took out my dick, which she then tore in half. I was screaming, but I left the matrix and my dick was fine.
I then said WTF is your problem Trinity, we need to have sex to find The One.
Morpheus even confirmed that.
So we went back inside The Matrix to have sex. The dream then turned dirty, but while I was in the middle of doing her, Carlito came back and threw an apple at my face. It knocked me out, and I was transported back to the real world where a shark came and killed everyone.

Sharks are mean, and Carlito ruined everything.
I also woke in the middle of the night from this dream, its a shame that Carlito had to wake me up by scaring me IRL.

EDIT: I realize this blog was all over the place and none of it made sense, but what the hell do you want from me? It's what happened in the dream, lol.

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http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/nd6nd/tang_in_his_natural_habitat/
Cylluus
Profile Joined November 2011
United States153 Posts
January 20 2012 23:33 GMT
#2
LOL
missefficiency
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany105 Posts
January 20 2012 23:35 GMT
#3
Priceless
I like the apple part <3
“If you want to support others you have to stay upright yourself.” ― Peter Høeg
llKenZyll
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States853 Posts
January 20 2012 23:36 GMT
#4
On January 21 2012 08:35 missefficiency wrote:
Priceless
I like the apple part <3

I will never look at apples the same way ever again.
http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/nd6nd/tang_in_his_natural_habitat/
missefficiency
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany105 Posts
January 20 2012 23:38 GMT
#5
On January 21 2012 08:36 Lebzetu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2012 08:35 missefficiency wrote:
Priceless
I like the apple part <3

I will never look at apples the same way ever again.

You won't be able to look at them since they'll be in your face to knock you out :D
“If you want to support others you have to stay upright yourself.” ― Peter Høeg
llKenZyll
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States853 Posts
January 20 2012 23:40 GMT
#6
On January 21 2012 08:38 missefficiency wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2012 08:36 Lebzetu wrote:
On January 21 2012 08:35 missefficiency wrote:
Priceless
I like the apple part <3

I will never look at apples the same way ever again.

You won't be able to look at them since they'll be in your face to knock you out :D

Ill be able to look at them for a split second
http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/nd6nd/tang_in_his_natural_habitat/
Nibbler89
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
884 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-20 23:59:29
January 20 2012 23:58 GMT
#7
Did you ever find out why trinity tore your dick off? lol.

"I then said WTF is your problem Trinity, we need to have sex to find The One.
Morpheus even confirmed that."

It was probably because Neo already tried that line before.
missefficiency
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany105 Posts
January 20 2012 23:59 GMT
#8
On January 21 2012 08:40 Lebzetu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2012 08:38 missefficiency wrote:
On January 21 2012 08:36 Lebzetu wrote:
On January 21 2012 08:35 missefficiency wrote:
Priceless
I like the apple part <3

I will never look at apples the same way ever again.

You won't be able to look at them since they'll be in your face to knock you out :D

Ill be able to look at them for a split second


Make sure you enjoy that
“If you want to support others you have to stay upright yourself.” ― Peter Høeg
missefficiency
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany105 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-21 00:03:10
January 20 2012 23:59 GMT
#9
On January 21 2012 08:58 Nibbler89 wrote:
Did you ever find out why trinity tore your dick off? lol.


It was in the Matrix. She wanted two of them.

Edit: Sorry for semi-trolling, but I read that story over and over again and can't stop that stupid grin from covering my face - I'll dream of that, man.
“If you want to support others you have to stay upright yourself.” ― Peter Høeg
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
January 21 2012 00:07 GMT
#10
I love reading stuffs that make no sense whatsoever. 5/5
ॐ
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
January 21 2012 00:28 GMT
#11
On January 21 2012 09:07 endy wrote:
I love reading stuffs that make no sense whatsoever. 5/5

you said it! And sharks are indeed mean.
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llKenZyll
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States853 Posts
January 21 2012 02:19 GMT
#12
On January 21 2012 08:58 Nibbler89 wrote:
Did you ever find out why trinity tore your dick off? lol.

"I then said WTF is your problem Trinity, we need to have sex to find The One.
Morpheus even confirmed that."

It was probably because Neo already tried that line before.

I remember she was just pissed that I was trying to have sex with her when we had just met
O.o
So she tore my dick off.
http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/nd6nd/tang_in_his_natural_habitat/
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