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And I slink away, dejected and defeated(grrlblawg)

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Phailol
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States84 Posts
November 23 2011 20:52 GMT
#1
Only I can have the luck of falling for a closet lesbian (falling hard, mind you). And you know what?
I'm not even mad bro. This has happened to me often enough to the point where I honestly don't care anymore. >.<

Why does this happen to me? If I had an answer to that, I wouldn't be posting this. Is it because I'm desperate? Or perhaps its my attraction to girls with short hair (flirting with potential disaster already)? Or am I just so bad at the game that this will just happen no matter what? But again, its just one of those days... T-T


At least I have Drum Corps to look forward to in a few weeks
(band geek ftw!)

*
With every great victory, many failures preceded it.
kammeyer
Profile Joined June 2010
United States275 Posts
November 23 2011 20:56 GMT
#2
Could be worse, you could have my luck where only lesbians think you're attractive but don't want to date you due to being a lesbian.
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
November 23 2011 20:57 GMT
#3
On November 24 2011 05:52 Phailol wrote:
Only I can have the luck of falling for a closet lesbian (falling hard, mind you). And you know what?
I'm not even mad bro. This has happened to me often enough to the point where I honestly don't care anymore. >.<

Why does this happen to me? If I had an answer to that, I wouldn't be posting this. Is it because I'm desperate? Or perhaps its my attraction to girls with short hair (flirting with potential disaster already)? Or am I just so bad at the game that this will just happen no matter what? But again, its just one of those days... T-T


At least I have Drum Corps to look forward to in a few weeks
(band geek ftw!)

Man, I wish it was only you lol
(-_(-_(-_(^_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-) CJ Fighting! "Beer -> soju -> whisky is a terrible build"~~ Scrarecrow.
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-23 21:22:29
November 23 2011 21:05 GMT
#4
Tell her 'GG no re' and keep on laddering. It's normal to have 50/50 win lose ratio. When you reach GM some day, you'll laugh at the times you lost to closet lesbian cheese.
NagAfightinG
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom270 Posts
November 23 2011 21:09 GMT
#5
On November 24 2011 05:52 Phailol wrote:
Only I can have the luck of falling for a closet lesbian (falling hard, mind you). And you know what?
I'm not even mad bro. This has happened to me often enough to the point where I honestly don't care anymore. >.<

You keep managing to fall for closet lesbians? D:
We live like animals thinking of the afterlive
Phailol
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States84 Posts
November 23 2011 21:19 GMT
#6
On November 24 2011 06:09 NagAfightinG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2011 05:52 Phailol wrote:
Only I can have the luck of falling for a closet lesbian (falling hard, mind you). And you know what?
I'm not even mad bro. This has happened to me often enough to the point where I honestly don't care anymore. >.<

You keep managing to fall for closet lesbians? D:


More or less. Not to say that my endeavors have not been successful in the past, as I have converted one to the light side before. So its not impossible for something to happen with this new gal, just highly improbable
With every great victory, many failures preceded it.
Rostam
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2552 Posts
November 23 2011 21:38 GMT
#7
On November 24 2011 05:56 kammeyer wrote:
Could be worse, you could have my luck where only lesbians think you're attractive but don't want to date you due to being a lesbian.


Could be worse, you could have my luck where nobody thinks you're attractive
BW forever || Thall
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
November 23 2011 21:41 GMT
#8
maybe you just like girls that are similar to you. was she butch or "pink"? do you get that familiar feeling like you already know her?
kammeyer
Profile Joined June 2010
United States275 Posts
November 23 2011 21:42 GMT
#9
On November 24 2011 06:38 Rostam wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2011 05:56 kammeyer wrote:
Could be worse, you could have my luck where only lesbians think you're attractive but don't want to date you due to being a lesbian.


Could be worse, you could have my luck where nobody thinks you're attractive


Rofl!

Touche, touche.
itkovian
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1763 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-23 21:58:03
November 23 2011 21:47 GMT
#10
On November 24 2011 05:52 Phailol wrote:

At least I have Drum Corps to look forward to in a few weeks
(band geek ftw!)



Do you hit on girls from your band a lot? Because back in my high school band, which I played in freshman year, there was a disproportionate amount of lesbians. Just an observation my friends and I made that seemed to be oddly true.
=)=
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
November 23 2011 21:56 GMT
#11
dude, which corps?
Enderbantoo
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States465 Posts
November 23 2011 21:58 GMT
#12
where you marching? i marched Mystikal '07 and SCVC '08 and '09.
At the biggest upset of all of bw, Shanghai SPL finals 2011
TheLOLas
Profile Joined May 2011
United States646 Posts
November 23 2011 22:10 GMT
#13
Marching? What corps? What instrument?
DerNebel
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Denmark648 Posts
November 23 2011 22:20 GMT
#14
HA! I got the bisexual end of the bargain!

In all seriousness, it's just the thing that happens when you like girls with short hair. Embrace flirting with danger, and march on. Now go fap:



Oh, and cut the melodramatic titles Won't make you feel any better.
Phailol
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States84 Posts
November 23 2011 22:23 GMT
#15
On November 24 2011 06:41 Roe wrote:
maybe you just like girls that are similar to you. was she butch or "pink"? do you get that familiar feeling like you already know her?


She is pretty butch, given the lack of makeup and always dressing in drag. I felt incredibly comfortable around her, so I guess that's a good reason why I like her so much.

To you corps people, I marched Mandarins last summer on Baritone horn. I'll be auditioning again at the same place for the snare line (overrated, I know, sue me). With the staff changes, it essentially going to be Pulse Percussion in a corps line
With every great victory, many failures preceded it.
Hynda
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden2226 Posts
November 23 2011 22:33 GMT
#16
I love this thread, yea lets say they were closet lesbians. What ever heals your wounds.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
November 23 2011 22:47 GMT
#17
lol, is the blog title a KoL reference?

gl with the girl stuff... life is hard
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kammeyer
Profile Joined June 2010
United States275 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-23 22:56:52
November 23 2011 22:56 GMT
#18
On November 24 2011 07:47 ]343[ wrote:
lol, is the blog title a KoL reference?

gl with the girl stuff... life is hard


#firstworldproblems ;D
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
November 23 2011 23:50 GMT
#19
Dejected is an emotion
+ Show Spoiler +
I.E. you do care.
igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
November 23 2011 23:58 GMT
#20
I'm too weak to press on. I can hardly stand as my knees fail me, I cannot see, as my eyes are dressed in tears... I'm as broken as the men I've tortured...
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