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Worker Rush Part 3: A New Approach - Page 5

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Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
November 02 2011 13:14 GMT
#81
Lovely read, as always.

The rage in this thread adds to the hilarity. I'm surprised noone called him fag yet, since it seems to be the choice word. I guess virgin will have to do.
tomatriedes
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
New Zealand5356 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-02 13:18:20
November 02 2011 13:17 GMT
#82
God, these blogs are so funny. Keep it up!

Edit- I wonder how many people have quit playing SC2 for good because of the OP?
Gogleion
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States534 Posts
November 02 2011 13:23 GMT
#83
How close are you to getting the portrait? :O
EffOrt. That is all.
BleaK_
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway593 Posts
November 02 2011 13:30 GMT
#84
Hehe, nice.
Tiazi
Profile Joined February 2010
Netherlands761 Posts
November 02 2011 13:33 GMT
#85
being a boss aint no thang
"A brilliant yet deluded man once said, 'Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.' Gumiho is that agent of chaos." -monk
ishboh
Profile Joined October 2010
United States954 Posts
November 02 2011 13:35 GMT
#86
very well done blog. it reminds me of cracked.com articles, with the pictures with hilarious captions underneath.
CurrrBell
Profile Joined March 2011
United States67 Posts
November 02 2011 13:35 GMT
#87
You know, I don't think it's really acceptable to rage as much as people do when you lose to cheese. We've all been cheesed before, and it's not like it's the other guy's fault. It's not like he's cheating or something, he's doing something that's possible in the confines of SC2 and you weren't prepared for it and lost. Honestly I think losing to a worker rush is the best example because... you just have to A-move your workers and you win. It's not like a proxy 2 gate/rax or an early pool. You just A-move.
MHT
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden1026 Posts
November 02 2011 13:36 GMT
#88
Almost feel like doing a little expedition to the bronzeleague with a couple of scvs after reading this.
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
November 02 2011 13:43 GMT
#89
Read all four blog posts, absolutely great. Well done very funny!

“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
Drygioni
Profile Joined February 2011
Japan379 Posts
November 02 2011 13:45 GMT
#90
oh wow, this is the funniest thing I've read in weeks. 5/5. LOL.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
November 02 2011 13:48 GMT
#91
On November 02 2011 22:35 CurrrBell wrote:
You know, I don't think it's really acceptable to rage as much as people do when you lose to cheese. We've all been cheesed before, and it's not like it's the other guy's fault. It's not like he's cheating or something, he's doing something that's possible in the confines of SC2 and you weren't prepared for it and lost. Honestly I think losing to a worker rush is the best example because... you just have to A-move your workers and you win. It's not like a proxy 2 gate/rax or an early pool. You just A-move.


it's not cheese. read the whole thing mang
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Creager
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany1947 Posts
November 02 2011 13:50 GMT
#92
Sorry, but I personally disapprove to this style of play... Just because people of higher leauges technically CAN do this pic farming in bronze league just does not mean it's okay to do so and I really don't get the point where this is super satisfying to own noobs just to get some portraits lol
... einmal mit Profis spielen!
vonterribad
Profile Joined July 2010
Australia50 Posts
November 02 2011 13:53 GMT
#93
This is amazing, great read!

Does bring back a bad beta memory for me though.
Goshawk.
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United Kingdom5338 Posts
November 02 2011 13:58 GMT
#94
Haha. 5/5 Funny stuff.
thirnaz
Profile Joined October 2010
Sweden876 Posts
November 02 2011 13:59 GMT
#95
HAhahah, this is hilarious
SlayerS_MMA and TL #1
rd
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States2586 Posts
November 02 2011 14:00 GMT
#96
On November 02 2011 22:50 Creager wrote:
Sorry, but I personally disapprove to this style of play... Just because people of higher leauges technically CAN do this pic farming in bronze league just does not mean it's okay to do so and I really don't get the point where this is super satisfying to own noobs just to get some portraits lol


lol

His mmr is literally matched equal to theirs; An absurdly low MMR where worker rushing apparently is viable. You don't value portraits as much as others, either, which makes it easy to dismiss the difficulty of obtaining portraits through high level macro play. It might as well should be a feat; it takes years without playing an unreasonable amount of time per day/week.
Johnzee
Profile Joined April 2011
United States216 Posts
November 02 2011 14:01 GMT
#97
On November 02 2011 19:54 Torpedo.Vegas wrote:
I don't know how the hell the OP is allowed to post on Team Liquid. I thought we had some standards here or at least a little self-respect. But no, we house these charlatans and subsequently get bamboozled and shellacked.

Just FYI, don't do business with the OP. I payed a good 2000 gold for a rare and ancient unidentified belt....know what he sent me?

Cracked Sash. Ethreal no less. I tried to get my money back, but he already swapped out his wares and insisted we never did business.


I literally fell out of my chair laughing. This was almost as good as the OP.
“A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest.” - C.S. Lewis
pdd
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia9933 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-02 14:04:53
November 02 2011 14:03 GMT
#98
On November 02 2011 19:54 Torpedo.Vegas wrote:
I don't know how the hell the OP is allowed to post on Team Liquid. I thought we had some standards here or at least a little self-respect. But no, we house these charlatans and subsequently get bamboozled and shellacked.

Just FYI, don't do business with the OP. I payed a good 2000 gold for a rare and ancient unidentified belt....know what he sent me?

Cracked Sash. Ethreal no less. I tried to get my money back, but he already swapped out his wares and insisted we never did business.

God yeah. Keep him away from D3.
TI4 Champions: EE-Sama | B7-God | A-God_2000 | Kappa Lord | pieliedie
ZestyPickle
Profile Joined July 2011
United States104 Posts
November 02 2011 14:06 GMT
#99
This is fucking awesome
cLemenZa
Profile Joined November 2010
England66 Posts
November 02 2011 14:07 GMT
#100
Why is this spotlighted?
'The sun never sets on the British Empire,' 1919
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