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Antiochus
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada548 Posts
November 02 2011 17:50 GMT
#161
Reading this earlier before I went to class really made my day.

Chase the dream my friend, chase the dream.
All play and no work makes Jack unemployed.
The_Piper42
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States426 Posts
November 02 2011 17:50 GMT
#162
I love that this whole thing has become a weird social experiment. Your writing is great and this whole blog is very compelling! For the record most people I play in Masters are very mannered.
Boxer, White-Ra, Grubby, Flash fighting!
illKarasu
Profile Joined March 2011
United States58 Posts
November 02 2011 18:35 GMT
#163
i think i was one of your victims when I was bronze! for some dumb reason i attacked w my drones when i coulda won if my lings popped in say 20 more seconds since my pool was eventually done morphing! hhahahaha funny stuff man enjoy them Panda marks! lolol
Echeon
Profile Joined November 2011
United States19 Posts
November 02 2011 18:56 GMT
#164
I was expecting something really bad when i started reading, then it got funny, nice.
NeonGenesis
Profile Joined September 2005
Norway260 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-02 19:04:15
November 02 2011 19:04 GMT
#165
Do you think Jane Goodall ever wanted to throw the feces back at the monkeys? I know I do.

ROFL!!!
It's all good. I just want rainbows, unicorns and machine guns. -Sundance DiGiovanni
NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
November 02 2011 19:04 GMT
#166
Read this in class earlier. Sure made my class fly by
FrostedMiniWeet wrote: I like winning because it validates all the bloody time I waste playing SC2.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
November 02 2011 19:13 GMT
#167
It's funny that the OP gets so much shit for being BM while, I imagine, it's mostly his opponents that do the bming. And don't give me that "waste my time" and "unenjoyable games" crap, if we'd all play like our opponents expect us to this game would suck balls. =(
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
bopoznpvt
Profile Joined January 2011
United States51 Posts
November 02 2011 19:29 GMT
#168
Good work, sir.
There is no cow level.
FoeHamr
Profile Joined December 2010
United States489 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-02 19:37:44
November 02 2011 19:33 GMT
#169
I didn't think that I would enjoy that as much as I did. Props to you sir.
Edit: The whole worker rush thing is kinda fun - I have done it once in diamond league. I qued up for a game and as it started my friends showed up. Not wanting to just leave, I A moved my workers across the map and won. Don't really know how it worked but it did.
LuckyMacro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
November 02 2011 20:30 GMT
#170
I smiled a bit. props to you sir
warblob004
Profile Joined January 2011
United States198 Posts
November 02 2011 20:43 GMT
#171
Lol... thats horrible. 1000random??
"I have not failed; I've simply found 10,000 ways it won't work." ~Thomas Edison
Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2111 Posts
November 02 2011 20:55 GMT
#172
To paraphrase Nietzsche, "If you look into bronze league, bronze league looks into you."
Nerdette // External revolution - Internal revolution // Fabulous // I raise my hands to heaven of curiosity // I don't know what to ask for // What has it got for me? // Kerribear
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-02 21:24:15
November 02 2011 21:01 GMT
#173
I don't know why people are so receptive to this. Portrait farming is kind of dumb.

edit: i have read them, thank you. and i still don't :/
get rich or die mining
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Deleted User 137586
Profile Joined January 2011
7859 Posts
November 02 2011 21:14 GMT
#174
On November 03 2011 06:01 Alejandrisha wrote:
I don't know why people are so receptive to this. Portrait farming is kind of dumb.


Reading the thread and the previous threads will surely provide an answer to your question.
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war
renlynn
Profile Joined May 2011
United States276 Posts
November 02 2011 22:15 GMT
#175
going to agree with the others saying you're a douche. though it is funny.
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
November 02 2011 22:57 GMT
#176
One of the most entertaining reads (all 4 parts) I've had in a while. Both for the entertaining story and the deep introspective commentary to go with it.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Akamu
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States309 Posts
November 02 2011 23:12 GMT
#177
I wuuuve this blog. Makes me wish i had a smurf account real bad like :/
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums, what a shame that you came here with someone.
XRaDiiX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada1730 Posts
November 02 2011 23:35 GMT
#178
On November 03 2011 04:13 Pholon wrote:
It's funny that the OP gets so much shit for being BM while, I imagine, it's mostly his opponents that do the bming. And don't give me that "waste my time" and "unenjoyable games" crap, if we'd all play like our opponents expect us to this game would suck balls. =(


Agreed, my friend. I wish people wouldn't be so uptight about it. If anything he's helping the bronzies learn how to defend worker rush. It's not like Blizzard doesn't allow it.

Maybe the losses to worker rush will motivate them to get better and they will defeat the worker rusher eventually; returning the favour
Never GG MKP | IdrA
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
November 03 2011 00:22 GMT
#179
If anyone is upset at this blog then I am amused by them. All this does is put a face.. well, a monikor I suppose, on the widely perpetrated strategy for portraits.

Whatever I can't care either way. You're teaching newbies the valuable lesson everyone must earn- to get to the next level you have to learn to beat your leagues cheese first.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
TheDougler
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada8310 Posts
November 03 2011 00:34 GMT
#180
My god, I almost cried at how beautifully this is written.

Gheed for life!

Well, except it sucks your name's gheed. That bastard took WAAAAAAAY to much of my gold as I gambled away my lifes D2 earnings.

PLEASE keep us updated as you continue your epic journey!
I root for Euro Zergs, NA Protoss* and Korean Terrans. (Any North American who has beat a Korean Pro as Protoss counts as NA Toss)
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