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Worker Rush Part 3: A New Approach - Page 4

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Solaris.playgu
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Sweden480 Posts
November 02 2011 11:58 GMT
#61
Haha that was a fun read, thanks for posting :D
.Natsu
Profile Joined May 2011
68 Posts
November 02 2011 12:02 GMT
#62
lol - it's hilarious that some people get mad at this. Just like all mass-cheesing - worker rushers are actually helping the rest of the SC2 population learn to play the game better at the expense of their own time (even though they probably don't see themselves that way :p). It's good that bronze leaguers get worker rushed to death because if they couldn't even be bothered to google worker rush and learn how to stop it, they are certainly not ready for playing proper games.
Dingobloo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia1903 Posts
November 02 2011 12:02 GMT
#63
I love these, keep going I cannot wait until you're the worker rush bonjwa.
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
November 02 2011 12:02 GMT
#64
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Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
November 02 2011 12:08 GMT
#65
I just read the full worker rush series. It was great, thank you for this.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
awol
Profile Joined March 2008
Australia79 Posts
November 02 2011 12:09 GMT
#66
Great read! You write really well and have wit. Now i'm thinking of trying this haha.
I ain't no superstar.
Deleted User 61629
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1664 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-02 12:13:37
November 02 2011 12:13 GMT
#67
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Chloroplaste
Profile Joined February 2011
France281 Posts
November 02 2011 12:13 GMT
#68
You are an artist dude =)
Nice post !
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
November 02 2011 12:16 GMT
#69
I'm surprised you aren't banned on bnet. I'd think people would report you. Worker rushing isn't bannable, but it appears you do throw around your fair share of insults.
arioch
Profile Joined May 2010
England403 Posts
November 02 2011 12:30 GMT
#70
Thankyou - I laughed more at your worker rush blogs than I have done at anything in a long while.

I cannot tell you how tempted I am to go and hit the EU ladder right away and do the same thing!
Deleted User 137586
Profile Joined January 2011
7859 Posts
November 02 2011 12:42 GMT
#71
On November 02 2011 21:13 Inori wrote:
Show nested quote +
That, in fact, you are all noobs. That the fact that you even have a similar MMR to someone who only worker rushes means that you are dogshit, and should be ashamed. Why are you here? Why are you in this game? Is not Farmville more suited to your level of skill? Agh!

I'm kinda having hard time understanding if this is troll or for reals. if it's the latter, then
a.) Some people are just starting, they might not even know that workers can attack
b.) These are some high and mighty words coming from someone that didn't even get out of plat


Heya there, this is the quote police!

Don't grab quotes out of context like that. He was clearly describing himself getting frustrated. Those were the thoughts coming to his head while angry... Good writing, on top of that.
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war
jeeeeohn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States1343 Posts
November 02 2011 12:43 GMT
#72
"Uhm, enjoy your vag, pusshound?" made me lol irl.

But I don't think I'm alone in asking:

a) How long until dark voice?

b) Will you ever take ladder seriously again?
If you can't jam with the best, then you have to slam with the rest.
DDKz
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia188 Posts
November 02 2011 12:44 GMT
#73
Cool blog, while I don't necessarily condone what you're doing I do find it funny to read about, and surprised at the amount of hate you got, not on the ladder obviously that's very expected but on TL, some of you dudes need to lighten up.
ProxyKnoxy
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2576 Posts
November 02 2011 12:51 GMT
#74
Why do people portrait farm?

Seems pretty pointless
"Zealot try give mariners high five. Mariners not like high five and try hide and shoot zealot"
theBizness
Profile Joined July 2011
United States696 Posts
November 02 2011 12:52 GMT
#75
On November 02 2011 21:16 Scorch wrote:
I'm surprised you aren't banned on bnet. I'd think people would report you. Worker rushing isn't bannable, but it appears you do throw around your fair share of insults.


If Deezer hasn't been banned in any of his incarnations, what makes you think this guy would be? People who quit over losing to him probably would not have made it far anyway.
Less money for casters, more money for players.
apalemorning
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada509 Posts
November 02 2011 12:56 GMT
#76
lol good writeup. i thought it was cute.
immortal/roach is pretty good against stalkers
Cortza
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
South Africa328 Posts
November 02 2011 13:02 GMT
#77
Hilarious. Although in my experience (from way back) bronzies are mostly quite nice.
straycat
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
230 Posts
November 02 2011 13:05 GMT
#78
Idk, these worker rush posts - a collection of negativity stemming from a useless ritual even the OP finds no fun in. It's kind of sad/psycho.
SlimeBagly
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
356 Posts
November 02 2011 13:08 GMT
#79
I want to love your stories, but just... please... stop calling people faggots.

Just stop.
mutalisks are awesome!
AimlessAmoeba
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada704 Posts
November 02 2011 13:13 GMT
#80
Players in the bronze league have convinced themselves that they are only in bronze because of some cosmic injustice. They are good players, they couldn't be bronze, right? It's just because of all the cheesers that they lose. If they could play macro games they'd be diamond for sure. It's just that a bronze player has to prepare for even more all-ins than grand masters, because the players in bronze are less predictable. Well, that's at least what they tell themselves. I thought the "forever bronze" meme was just a joke, but apparently it has a basis in reality: these people think they are stuck, the hopeless victims of some affliction that is anybody's fault but their own.


Someone's been browsing the B.Net forums

Interesting, it just confirms what everyone already thought about the bronze league. I admire the ones that ask how they can defend it rather than rage about it, showing an actual interest in improvement.
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