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So, this is meant for the male portion of TL, but it might pertain to women as well.
It's about scrotums. Seriously. I got a nasty itch there when I was watching Destiny's stream for charity. I don't know what happened. All of a sudden, I had to scratch that little bugger. And I couldn't make the itching stop.
I simply couldn't: it was waaaay too itchy.
And now I'm paying for it. My nutsack blazes with the fury of one thousand burning suns. Does anyone know about anything to make the pain go away? Because I'm sweating and it stings. Like a motherfucker.
A short guide:
If your nutsack itches, don't scratch it. That's a bad idea. You MUST resist, or face the consequences.
  
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you need something to cool it down
try aloe vera
unless you itched it totally raw, in which case applying ointment might make it worse
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Gold bond body powder...it works wonders. If you have an aloe vera plant try that as well.
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I have neither T.T
Does vaseline help? I have plenty of that. + Show Spoiler +Get your mind out of the gutter. You know what you were thinking.
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United States5162 Posts
How fucking hard are you scratching your balls here?! I've scratched my balls a thousand times, and while I have had some irritation for a minute afterwards before, never have I had anything so bad I would consider asking for help with it.
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Wow, I'd go nuts if I had to endure that kind of pain
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It's not bleeding, but it's kinda raw. I tried vaseline and that seems to help. I'm more concerned about the pain caused by the rubbing against clothing (I'm going to play a lot of tennis tomorrow).
On September 14 2011 09:19 Chairman Ray wrote:
Wow, I'd go nuts if I had to endure that kind of pain
I see what you did there. The cat's out of the bag.
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sounds like the ball is rolling now.
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You obviously don't know how to scratch your balls. Proper technique is to pinch a fold of the skin and rub it between your fingers.
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Sounds like you are having a ball of a time.
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You can scratch it, just don't rub it raw...
Or cut your knives of fingernails...
Put a bottle of water or can of soda in the freezer. Wait 1 hour. Take it out, put it in your pants.
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I think it's itching because I was wading in some nasty river water for my science class. It's a rare occurrence.
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Wouldn't taking a shower be good? I'd imagine your sack is unclean and well clean that shit off lol. I'm not saying you don't shower ~^_^~
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On September 14 2011 10:23 PenguinWithNuke wrote:
I think it's itching because I was wading in some nasty river water for my science class. It's a rare occurrence.
Oh my god at first I thought you said "I was waiding it in some nasty river water for my science class. I was like wtf kind of science class do you have.
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Hong Kong9145 Posts
I feel like this blog only scratches the surface of the problem.
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I'd say you are quite the baller.
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Bengay can reduce the pain a decent bit I've heard, you should try it.
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On September 14 2011 09:21 PenguinWithNuke wrote:It's not bleeding, but it's kinda raw. I tried vaseline and that seems to help. I'm more concerned about the pain caused by the rubbing against clothing (I'm going to play a lot of tennis tomorrow). Show nested quote +On September 14 2011 09:19 Chairman Ray wrote:
Wow, I'd go nuts if I had to endure that kind of pain I see what you did there. The cat's out of the bag.
Out of the sack
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Well, I've taken a shower, and my scrotum will be fine. I think. I'll put some vaseline on it before I play tennis.
Is bengay like tiger balm? Because if so, I don't want it. PROTIP: Tiger Balm feels nice at first, but then... well, you need a fire hydrant. It's not pretty.
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