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PenguinWithNuke
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
250 Posts
September 13 2011 23:53 GMT
#1
So, this is meant for the male portion of TL, but it might pertain to women as well.

It's about scrotums. Seriously. I got a nasty itch there when I was watching Destiny's stream for charity. I don't know what happened. All of a sudden, I had to scratch that little bugger. And I couldn't make the itching stop.

I simply couldn't: it was waaaay too itchy.

And now I'm paying for it. My nutsack blazes with the fury of one thousand burning suns. Does anyone know about anything to make the pain go away? Because I'm sweating and it stings. Like a motherfucker.


A short guide:

If your nutsack itches, don't scratch it. That's a bad idea. You MUST resist, or face the consequences.

***
mainerd
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States347 Posts
September 13 2011 23:59 GMT
#2
you need something to cool it down

try aloe vera

unless you itched it totally raw, in which case applying ointment might make it worse
"Let me tell you, in eSTRO we had some circle jerks, straight up. It wasn't pretty." -NonY
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
September 14 2011 00:04 GMT
#3
Gold bond body powder...it works wonders. If you have an aloe vera plant try that as well.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
PenguinWithNuke
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
250 Posts
September 14 2011 00:13 GMT
#4
I have neither T.T

Does vaseline help? I have plenty of that. + Show Spoiler +
Get your mind out of the gutter. You know what you were thinking.
Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
September 14 2011 00:13 GMT
#5
How fucking hard are you scratching your balls here?! I've scratched my balls a thousand times, and while I have had some irritation for a minute afterwards before, never have I had anything so bad I would consider asking for help with it.
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 14 2011 00:19 GMT
#6
Wow, I'd go nuts if I had to endure that kind of pain
PenguinWithNuke
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
250 Posts
September 14 2011 00:21 GMT
#7
It's not bleeding, but it's kinda raw. I tried vaseline and that seems to help. I'm more concerned about the pain caused by the rubbing against clothing (I'm going to play a lot of tennis tomorrow).


On September 14 2011 09:19 Chairman Ray wrote:
Wow, I'd go nuts if I had to endure that kind of pain


I see what you did there. The cat's out of the bag.
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
September 14 2011 00:21 GMT
#8
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
September 14 2011 00:22 GMT
#9
sounds like the ball is rolling now.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
September 14 2011 00:41 GMT
#10
You obviously don't know how to scratch your balls. Proper technique is to pinch a fold of the skin and rub it between your fingers.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
Swwww
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Switzerland812 Posts
September 14 2011 01:04 GMT
#11
Sounds like you are having a ball of a time.
"What is this TeamSupportGroup?" - mahnini.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
September 14 2011 01:10 GMT
#12
You can scratch it, just don't rub it raw...

Or cut your knives of fingernails...

Put a bottle of water or can of soda in the freezer. Wait 1 hour. Take it out, put it in your pants.

if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
PenguinWithNuke
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
250 Posts
September 14 2011 01:23 GMT
#13
I think it's itching because I was wading in some nasty river water for my science class. It's a rare occurrence.
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-14 01:25:19
September 14 2011 01:24 GMT
#14
Wouldn't taking a shower be good? I'd imagine your sack is unclean and well clean that shit off lol. I'm not saying you don't shower ~^_^~
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
September 14 2011 01:25 GMT
#15
On September 14 2011 10:23 PenguinWithNuke wrote:
I think it's itching because I was wading in some nasty river water for my science class. It's a rare occurrence.


Oh my god at first I thought you said "I was waiding it in some nasty river water for my science class. I was like wtf kind of science class do you have.
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9179 Posts
September 14 2011 01:26 GMT
#16
I feel like this blog only scratches the surface of the problem.
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
procyonlotor
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy473 Posts
September 14 2011 01:27 GMT
#17
I'd say you are quite the baller.
Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
September 14 2011 01:27 GMT
#18
Bengay can reduce the pain a decent bit I've heard, you should try it.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
September 14 2011 01:39 GMT
#19
On September 14 2011 09:21 PenguinWithNuke wrote:
It's not bleeding, but it's kinda raw. I tried vaseline and that seems to help. I'm more concerned about the pain caused by the rubbing against clothing (I'm going to play a lot of tennis tomorrow).


Show nested quote +
On September 14 2011 09:19 Chairman Ray wrote:
Wow, I'd go nuts if I had to endure that kind of pain


I see what you did there. The cat's out of the bag.


Out of the sack
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
PenguinWithNuke
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
250 Posts
September 14 2011 01:46 GMT
#20
Well, I've taken a shower, and my scrotum will be fine. I think. I'll put some vaseline on it before I play tennis.

Is bengay like tiger balm? Because if so, I don't want it. PROTIP: Tiger Balm feels nice at first, but then... well, you need a fire hydrant. It's not pretty.
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