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Bippzy

United States1466 Posts

September 14 2011 02:21 GMT

#21

Have you had intercourse with any dirty strangers recently?

Or you can tape a pen on yourself
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the penis to keep you from scratching

Bippzy

United States1466 Posts

September 14 2011 02:25 GMT

#22

On September 14 2011 10:23 PenguinWithNuke wrote:
I think it's itching because I was wading in some nasty river water for my science class. It's a rare occurrence.

Does anyone else hope this is a metaphor?

John Madden

American Samoa894 Posts

September 14 2011 02:32 GMT

#23

Yeah bengay will hurt.

Mobius_1

United Kingdom2763 Posts

September 14 2011 03:23 GMT

#24

Have you tried watching Sheth's stream instead?

SpoR

United States1542 Posts

September 14 2011 04:47 GMT

#25

rub ben gay all over your nuts, it'll help a lot. trust me.

Mr. Wiggles

Canada5894 Posts

September 14 2011 04:54 GMT

#26

I've got an itching feeling you're not telling us the whole story.

Chronopolis

Canada1484 Posts

September 14 2011 06:09 GMT

#27

I had something like this...lasted around 3 weeks until I finally broke out of the itch-almost-bleed-partiallyhealandgetitchy-scratch cycle, bothered me about 50% on the time and was unbearable (could not concentrate on anything else or do anything productive, if you fight the urge to itch strongly enough you'll sometimes even start twitching a bit) about 25% of the time. Walking furiously is a decent option for fighting the urge to itch. If you are sweating you definitely need to take a shower at some point. When you do...clench all you muscles cause your balls are going to sting like the world. Really it just comes down to not scratching and letting them soft-scab over and heal, that's assuming that you scratched them to that point. The timeframe is about 2-4 days...Do everything in your power to hold out that long. I didn't use any medication or whatnot (if water hurts so badly, water+dried cream/whatever must be even worse). Once your balls are healed, if your still itchy, at least your not itchy AND in pain. While I can't really give you advice, you have my sympathies. Man the jokes in this thread are like Funny Aneurysm Moment. Itchy balls are srs business.

Cuddle

Sweden1345 Posts

September 14 2011 06:33 GMT

#28

On September 14 2011 09:22 Endymion wrote:
sounds like the ball is rolling now.

That's a ballsy statement.

Edit: Scratch that, I misunderstood.

mizU

United States12125 Posts

September 14 2011 07:16 GMT

#29

If you cut off your fingers you won't be able to scratch them, and you'll forget about the itching.