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Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
September 14 2011 02:21 GMT
#21
Have you had intercourse with any dirty strangers recently?

Or you can tape a pen on yourself
+ Show Spoiler +
the penis to keep you from scratching
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Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
September 14 2011 02:25 GMT
#22
On September 14 2011 10:23 PenguinWithNuke wrote:
I think it's itching because I was wading in some nasty river water for my science class. It's a rare occurrence.

Does anyone else hope this is a metaphor?
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John Madden
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
American Samoa894 Posts
September 14 2011 02:32 GMT
#23
Yeah bengay will hurt.
FOOTBALL
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
September 14 2011 03:23 GMT
#24
Have you tried watching Sheth's stream instead?
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
September 14 2011 04:47 GMT
#25
rub ben gay all over your nuts, it'll help a lot. trust me.
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
September 14 2011 04:54 GMT
#26
I've got an itching feeling you're not telling us the whole story.
you gotta dance
Chronopolis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1484 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-14 06:11:56
September 14 2011 06:09 GMT
#27
I had something like this...lasted around 3 weeks until I finally broke out of the itch-almost-bleed-partiallyhealandgetitchy-scratch cycle, bothered me about 50% on the time and was unbearable (could not concentrate on anything else or do anything productive, if you fight the urge to itch strongly enough you'll sometimes even start twitching a bit) about 25% of the time. Walking furiously is a decent option for fighting the urge to itch. If you are sweating you definitely need to take a shower at some point. When you do...clench all you muscles cause your balls are going to sting like the world. Really it just comes down to not scratching and letting them soft-scab over and heal, that's assuming that you scratched them to that point. The timeframe is about 2-4 days...Do everything in your power to hold out that long. I didn't use any medication or whatnot (if water hurts so badly, water+dried cream/whatever must be even worse). Once your balls are healed, if your still itchy, at least your not itchy AND in pain. While I can't really give you advice, you have my sympathies. Man the jokes in this thread are like Funny Aneurysm Moment. Itchy balls are srs business.
Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-14 06:34:41
September 14 2011 06:33 GMT
#28
On September 14 2011 09:22 Endymion wrote:
sounds like the ball is rolling now.


That's a ballsy statement.

Edit: Scratch that, I misunderstood.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
September 14 2011 07:16 GMT
#29
If you cut off your fingers you won't be able to scratch them, and you'll forget about the itching.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
September 14 2011 09:49 GMT
#30
On September 14 2011 11:25 Bippzy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 14 2011 10:23 PenguinWithNuke wrote:
I think it's itching because I was wading in some nasty river water for my science class. It's a rare occurrence.

Does anyone else hope this is a metaphor?


This entire thread is a metaphor dude
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
September 14 2011 10:09 GMT
#31
On September 14 2011 18:49 Hassybaby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 14 2011 11:25 Bippzy wrote:
On September 14 2011 10:23 PenguinWithNuke wrote:
I think it's itching because I was wading in some nasty river water for my science class. It's a rare occurrence.

Does anyone else hope this is a metaphor?


This entire thread is a metaphor dude



An uncomfortable, chafing, sweaty metaphor.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
September 14 2011 10:28 GMT
#32
On September 14 2011 19:09 mizU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 14 2011 18:49 Hassybaby wrote:
On September 14 2011 11:25 Bippzy wrote:
On September 14 2011 10:23 PenguinWithNuke wrote:
I think it's itching because I was wading in some nasty river water for my science class. It's a rare occurrence.

Does anyone else hope this is a metaphor?


This entire thread is a metaphor dude



An uncomfortable, chafing, sweaty metaphor.


This thread is making my balls itchy...I should probably stop reading the word play
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
Kim_Hyun_Han
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
706 Posts
September 14 2011 11:01 GMT
#33
lemon and salt
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