|
My nights are usually dreamless. When I do dream, it's often a nonsensical jumble of enormous chesire cats eating snowcones and turning into jewish divorce lawyers. Last night my dream did make some sense, and for the first time ever I dreamed about a website close to your heart and mine: Teamliquid.net.
*****
So there I was at some sort of live TL event. Chill was there. Cube may have been there. The rest were a random assortment of (predominantly asian) nerds. We were chatting and watching a stream. I remarked about how I had used to find Destiny obnoxious, but he had grown on me as one of my favorite streamers. Then someone opened a thread in the SC2 General forum. Apparently, someone high up in the TL administration (lets pick on Hot Bid and say it was him) had thought they had devised the perfect money-making scheme. Hot Bid would use some online sports betting site to repeatedly make a $1 billion wager that some obscure pro bw player would not die the following day. A poor payout, but a safe bet. Until, that is, said player dropped dead from an asthma attack, leaving Hot Bid (and all of TL) $1 billion in debt. We all sat in stunned silence.
"But... but TL can declare bankruptcy, right? We can rebuild!" I said with strained optimism.
"No," declared Chill as he stared right through me with eyes that had seen horrors vile enough to drive most men mad. "This is the end."
"You mean..."
"Yes. Time to make a Gosugamers account." He said solemnly.
*****
Then I woke up in a cold sweat.
Hold me, TL. 
  
|
But TL is too big to fail! Can't we get a government financed bail-out or something?
|
LOL my dreams aren't usually that vivid... or any sort of chronological order of events for that matter
|
LOL wow what a fucking nightmare just the other day I almost had another sleep paralysis event ;_; son of a bitch.
|
|
|
Blazinghand
United States25562 Posts
That nightmare sounds terrifying. So terrifying. *shivers*
|
Noooooo, hot bid, noooooooooooo
|
I totally read 'account' in that trademark broad canadian accent.
|
|
|
You're still asleep!
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/uW5X2.png)
|
On September 12 2011 06:04 DamageControL wrote:
Sounds like Hot Bid.
Yeap, sounds just like Hot Bid.
|
I had a similar dream last night:
I was in some house, or apt, it was like a studio apt but there was a back hallway that lead somewhere. I was there with an some guys and an asian friend from 14 years ago when I was in the 8th grade (incidentally the guy that indirectly got me my first copy of any burned CD which was BW). so he calls some escort service and asian hookers come over and the others all disappear into the abyssal back hallway. it was raining outside and it was dark. The asian hooker I was with started talking to me about relationships since I said I was seeing a girl and didn't really require her services. So she starts drinking lube, like a 750ml vodka bottle full of lube. Some how this made her horny, and she drank like half right away. I tried to convince her to stop drinking it, and she said it was fine and took a few more chugs and finished it out. Then she started snatching at my belt and pants and started to give me lube mouth dome. Thunder cracked and we jumped up, I ran outside into the park where children were playing around a car accident. The End
|
|
|
United States10328 Posts
rofl very good story 5/5
(dying from an asthma attack? ouch)
|
1 billion, ouch. Imagine how many TSLs could've come from that.
And TL could have rebought HuK.
And MVP.
and Nestea...
Idra... and MC.... in a tree with baby Yoda?
:3
|
|
|
|
|
|
EPT
