Great blog! I think I'd fit the bill only I'm too old (by 2 whole years!), would never touch any diet drink or coffee and that IKEA shit needs to go. I like a challenging build myself but IKEA? Maybe it's just being a Swede talking but that shit is crap quality.

My overwhelming love for long haired, orange cats would compensate for all of that though.

Thinking about it now, the main reason I love my wife to death is that she represents all that is good in this world, to me. I don't deserve her, but I need her more than anything else to keep me sane.