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krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
August 27 2011 15:01 GMT
#61
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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
August 27 2011 15:48 GMT
#62
On August 27 2011 18:06 travis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 27 2011 13:25 tonight wrote:
I met a girl online that lived a town away. She came over and we had insane two day straight sex. She got dehydrated and passed out. I had to take her to the hospital where the doctors told her the tissue inside her vagina could not be repaired and it would now be impossible to birth a child from the sustained damage. It was in this time I realized that I should not meet women online for fear of ruining their lives with my extreme love making.

True story.


could you please elaborate on what you mean by "true"


The part where it began to the part where I was declared a national health risk.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
August 27 2011 16:17 GMT
#63
Best bullshit blog of the weekend 5/5 would read again+ Show Spoiler +
if forced at gunpoint

I ran a guild in WoW. Anyone else know what that means -_- the majority of wow girls are the saddest things ever.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
August 27 2011 16:56 GMT
#64
On August 28 2011 01:17 Probe1 wrote:
Best bullshit blog of the weekend 5/5 would read again+ Show Spoiler +
if forced at gunpoint

I ran a guild in WoW. Anyone else know what that means -_- the majority of wow girls are the saddest things ever.

If I'm getting it right... WoW girls are either attention whores, or want nothing to do with you outside the game(and are therefore more desirable)?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
August 27 2011 17:01 GMT
#65
On August 28 2011 00:01 krndandaman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 27 2011 02:53 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
I met a girl on tumblr and we connected immediately having the same interests and bonding over the more negative aspects of our psychology. Now we're dating and we'll be meeting in December and she's staying here for a little over a week. The best thing about the relationship is neither of us have ever been with anyone, even really had a friend, that we had such a feeling of comfort and honesty with and our relationship completely lacks pretense. She's really seen me at my ugliest and realest and vice-versa and I think that has removed so much pressure from the relationship because I usually worry when my depression or terrible dissociative problems will ruin it.

[image loading]

This is her.

We send letters and gifts which is fun. The one problem is that before I was really just numb about being single and irritated at the dissolution of my sex life sometime around Feb. 2010 but now I feel a real longing and loneliness that results in a kind of emotional anguish I thought I had long forgotten about but on the bright side it'll only make the time spent together sexual and not that much better.



dude im extremely creeped out. theres a chick I like and shes like the asian version of your girl (if your girl isn't asian).
ffs, backpack, skinny jeans, cardigan, face, hairstyle, shoes, body size, and so many other similarities
this is creepy.

she's 1/4th korean
RIP Aaliyah
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
August 27 2011 17:09 GMT
#66
pubbanana... when a girl puts on PJ's she's ready to sex. What the heck were u thinking?
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
August 27 2011 17:53 GMT
#67
On August 28 2011 01:17 Probe1 wrote:
Best bullshit blog of the weekend 5/5 would read again+ Show Spoiler +
if forced at gunpoint

I ran a guild in WoW. Anyone else know what that means -_- the majority of wow girls are the saddest things ever.

Loot 4 Loot.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
SarR
Profile Joined June 2011
476 Posts
August 27 2011 20:26 GMT
#68
On August 27 2011 23:22 GigaFlop wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 27 2011 17:41 SarR wrote:
On August 27 2011 13:45 GigaFlop wrote:
On August 27 2011 12:32 SarR wrote:
Is it too much to ask for 1 i mean ONE girl blog where the story goes:-

1) Met a great pretty girl online today.

2) After years of talking on Skype/Msn we decided to meet.

3) We met at my parents and had a wonderful dinner.

4) We went to bed and when everyone was asleep, I was suddenly startled and awakened by something molesting me under the covers.

5) Surprised that she had snuck into my room but nonetheless thrilled, we gots to boning like rabbits.

6) Got up early in the morning before my parents were awake and we did it again!!.

7) She left. We still talk online. We still bone.

8)The End.

The lack of sex in these girl blogs is depressing


one of my other relationships is kinda like that. Care to hear?

As long as it has a good climax(pun very intended) then go for it. glhf

On August 27 2011 13:19 pubbanana wrote:
Well ... it's not that easy to get laid for most guys. Or maybe it is, I have no idea.

In the OP's case, it should have been ez unless in their 4 years of online chat they clearly defined boundries which I dont think happened. Generally speaking though, girls are easy to bone. I dont really get why people think its hard.


Lol @ bolded. I kind of agree, actually, Here's a short version of my story. As a bit of a side note, it was on and off for about 3 years. More on than off, though.

Some chick didn't like me
I talked to some random person connected to them on the internet
Eventually, got on skype with this second person
Some chick in the convo was going through a rough breakup
I was there and talked with said chick
We have internet sex almost every other day for a month
She tells me she thinks she's bisexual
The cybersex eventually slows down, but also gets better. Pics are also being sent occasionally.
We break up(I forget why)
Life goes on
She comes back to me, more cybersex
We finally meet together for real sex
Lots of sex while she's visiting
She goes back to her home state, and I stay in mine
moar cybersex
moar breakups(about 5 total)
moar cyber after breakups
She visits another two times for about a week each, and each week has lots of sex
moar cybersex
She tells me she's a full-blown lesbian
We break up
/contact with chick

Win Moar blogs like this needed. It lift mine spirits to know my electronic brothers get nookie.
heishe
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany2284 Posts
August 27 2011 21:12 GMT
#69
I currently have this thing going on with this girl I've been writing with for about 3 months. I have a crush on her, and it looked like she had a crush on me too (well she drunk dialed me and told me that I'm the only one she ever met who deserved the words "I love you"), but then when we were supposed to have our first date she sent me a text message on my cellphone saying that she had this weird blockage in her psyche that prevented her from meeting me.

She apologized for everything, said she didn't want to hurt me, and begged me to believe her when she says that she wasn't just playing around with me. Apparently that blockage hit her right a couple of hours before our date was to start.

That was about 3 weeks ago. Since at that point I was sure that she had a lame fuckaround for self-confidence with me (despite her begging and the plenty of things she told me during the time we knew each other), I immediately told her that we shouldn't write anymore, at least for a while, since this isn't going anywhere.

Well, like 5 days after we stopped writing she messaged me, asking if I hate her now. I said "no" and we had a little chat where she basically told me that she doesn't know whatever the fuck she wants, but that she missed me and that she realized how much she liked texting with me since she noticed that the days were pretty damn bland for her.

Well, I really liked talking to her. So much that I'm not ashamed to say that talking to her was more interesting in fun than talking to any of my past girlfriends, even the one I've spent almost three years with, and even if it was just in text. Her personality was awesome, and pretty much the exact opposite of all girls that I've met in the past.

So I basically told her: "Fuck it, I really like you. You may not have a clear head now, but maybe you will in the future. This is not going anywhere right now, but instead of pretending that both of us have disappeared into thin air we might as well just keep writing with each other". And that was that. From then on, the various niceties that we both sent each other stopped (no "kissing" smileys anymore, no romantic/funny goodbyes when we went to sleep anymore, no more compliments for her etc.), but we still wrote a ton each day and it was fun as always.

That was until this past monday I got hellishly drunk with my buddies and told her some things that I wanted to keep to myself. Not because they're not true, but because our situation was awkward and I just didn't want to bring it up. It was nothing dramatic, I basically said that my feelings for her are still the same as they were before our supposed first date, and I explained to her what exactly I think is so awesome about her.

The realization of me having told her that when I woke up the morning after that wasn't exactly nice, but to my surprise, whatever I said exactly must've had a positive effect on her, since during the past couple of days she started some of those niceties again (thanked me for "me", virtual kiss here, calling me cute there, etc.) even though I still remained cold in that area.

Well, I don't know, but I'm starting to get my hopes up again. I guess I'll see if I was wrong or not in a couple of months.

If you value your soul, never look into the eye of a horse. Your soul will forever be lost in the void of the horse.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
August 27 2011 22:08 GMT
#70
Wow I never knew that so many people were into the whole internet dating / cybersex sort of thing. I've never done anything like that before :S The stories are all interesting though.

On August 27 2011 21:39 lovelyrose wrote:
I flew to meet a girl in another country that I had known online for years, instantly hit it off as expected, everything went well from then and until I left, and we're still together. kind of a boring story since besides my flight being delayed, nothing went wrong or poorly.

the one neat thing was that it kinda felt surreal as Im coming down the escalator slowly and I see her waiting there for me, and I know we both have the biggest smiles on our faces as she runs to me and we have our first kiss, guess it kinda felt like a movie or something.

I've met friends from sc and wow before, and even with them it always seems a bit weird seeing the person you've known online for the first time. it's also a cool experience that I'd recommend to anyone if you have a really badass practice partner! sorry for going a bit off topic .

SO CUTE ^______________________________^
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-27 22:11:29
August 27 2011 22:08 GMT
#71
I too met a girl on myspace about 5 years ago who was a year younger. She was into graffiti and underground hip hop like I am. we made a date to go bombing together but I was more interested in just hanging out with her. The first time we hung out she picked me up from work to go hang out at my friends house a few cities over and we watched a bunch of Ali G show and drank a little. Most of the times we drank in my van outside my house and listened to music and talked. I took her to a few hip hop shows and movies, dinners, etc and it was fun. She was really cool but at the same time something weird about her and the fact that she was vegan was kinda meh and since im 6'2" the fact that she was like 5 feet tall is kinda bothersome to me. I actually kinda blew it when it was her 21st bday and she wanted me really bad and was drunk at a bar because I was stranded at a BW friends house pretty far away to help build a computer and see his brothers band. Another time I was supposed to go meet her at a party and when I got there they had the entire santa ana police force there breaking it up and my cell phone died and I forgot exactly where she lived. Then she finally moved up north to the bay area like she was always saying. Now i think she goes back and forth and she works at some mall around here somewhere, but shes engaged to someone.

At right about the same time I met the girl above I was really into this other girl who was a year older but I was unsure about her because she was very promiscuous and I dont think she wanted a bf, I even heard her say this to a dude she was hooking up with early on in our friendship (she had just come off a long relationship with some guy for 5 years or something and they were always arguing on the phone still and she would sometimes go help him out still). Anyways, we hung out a lot going to the beach, parties, or to breakfast or lunch together. We made out a few times and I can't remember but we had 1 or 2 drunken late night fucks as well. I sweared this chick was somehow perfect for me but it just wasnt the right time. She would always call me when she was bored to 'entertain her' which was cute and it actually helped my telemarketing skills for being able to just stay on the phone and shoot the shit with people. I would always call her excitedly during breaks and when I got off work to report about how many sales I got or whatever. She was jelly cause I made more or the same as her regualar 9-5. It seemed cool but she was always hanging out with older dudes from work to do extra work and have a few beers or whatever who were just friends but I knew better. After a few months we just stopped calling and answering calls from each other. She also ended up moving down south to San Diego and is married to some out of country guy for money so he could stay in america. people do that kind of thing all the time. The last time I saw her was a few years ago at a friend's bday party and I was so happy to see her and we had a lot of fun but I was with another girl..

My exgf of 4 1/2 years or so. At about the same time as the other 2 girls I randomly got a phone call late at night from my little sisters friend asking me about some obscure detail to a story. We were defaultly in a car full of dudes looking for something to do. So I told her we were gonna come over and drink with them in their garage or whatever. They were actually hanging out with one of my old friends in my old neighborhood. (I actually knew my ex as well as she used to hang around all the time trying to get drugs off me and my friends. We almost hooked up 100 years ago after one of the worst days of my life but I was too pussy back then to make a move really.) Initially I was not attracted to my ex at all and she was bi so she was actually trying to hook up with this chick. Incidentally that night we all went back to her gpas house and me, the girl that called, her, and the girl she hooked up with all slept in this big bed. my ex got dome under the covers from this chick while me and the other chick sorta snuggled next to them. she didnt reciprocate and said like hell no and I thiought it was pretty impressive.

So after a while of hanging around with these girls (who were all underage and constantly bribed me to buy beer and hang out) I somehow got really drunk and managed to grab my ex and pull her down and kiss her. I dont remember this but she does. She was constantly calling me and coming over like a needy bitch and I didnt really want a gf. A few times at her house we dry humped and made out while we were faded and eventually it led to more. The first time we boned she actually put me on the spot and said 'will you be my bf' right before i got it in. Totally fucking stunned by this I replied 'I dunno if I'm ready for a gf' and continued on to put her on 'cloud9' as her and many other girls have commented on my sexual performance.
So after a few months of this shit we ended up officially being bf and gf. Long story short she was very flirty and only ever wanted to drink and party and would talk shit endlessly about me being on the computer or playing startcraft or not wanting to go hang out with her lame friends all the time to drink (I am 4 years older than her and was kinda over doing that shit, she was barely 18 when we met again). And I moved to that friends house a few towns over (from the first story) then a bunch of shit happened where I lost everything and she dumped me because she was 'unhappy' and 'felt used' and that 'i lived to far' which was entirely bullshit. I tried for about 6 months to make it work, take her on dates, talk out problems and issues, etc. but she was always making excuses or saying shit like nothings changed when I tried to get things back together.

Found out from her ex friends who all mysteriously stopped hanging out and calling her (which she told me was because they are too much drama or something). that she had actually cheated on me more than a few times (I dunno the details but she did make out with at least 2 guys on separate occasions for sure) and she was super flirty and would do dry lamp dances and streaking etc. Her friend even told me that sometimes at parties to tell people that 'she didnt have a bf because no one would talk to a girl who was taken' or some silly shit like that. I was cool enough to allow her to hook up with girls because I knew that she was bi and probably needed that release with a girl occasionally.

For about a month before St Patricks day 2011 I tried to setup something for us to do or hangout on that day. Her same typical bullshit excuses came endlessly and on the day of, she ignored my phone calls. That was the last straw for me. the very next day I hooked up with some chick and we dated for a few months but it didnt work out. My ex was hurt but its her fault and shes fucking stupid for doing what she did. After dating this chick for a while and ignoring my exs advances at me she finally started dating some 33 year old guy who had a kid or something. Shes pretty fucking stupid and a whore but I still wish she was my stupid whore sometimes.

I sometimes wish I would have pursued the other girls that I was more into from back then instead of just taking the 'easy girl' who was all over me back in 2006.

Im now seeing this other chick for a few months now who is unsure of me as well but whatever. I dunno what im doing anymore so I just go with the flow
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
August 27 2011 23:34 GMT
#72
On August 28 2011 05:26 SarR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 27 2011 23:22 GigaFlop wrote:
On August 27 2011 17:41 SarR wrote:
On August 27 2011 13:45 GigaFlop wrote:
On August 27 2011 12:32 SarR wrote:
Is it too much to ask for 1 i mean ONE girl blog where the story goes:-

1) Met a great pretty girl online today.

2) After years of talking on Skype/Msn we decided to meet.

3) We met at my parents and had a wonderful dinner.

4) We went to bed and when everyone was asleep, I was suddenly startled and awakened by something molesting me under the covers.

5) Surprised that she had snuck into my room but nonetheless thrilled, we gots to boning like rabbits.

6) Got up early in the morning before my parents were awake and we did it again!!.

7) She left. We still talk online. We still bone.

8)The End.

The lack of sex in these girl blogs is depressing


one of my other relationships is kinda like that. Care to hear?

As long as it has a good climax(pun very intended) then go for it. glhf

On August 27 2011 13:19 pubbanana wrote:
Well ... it's not that easy to get laid for most guys. Or maybe it is, I have no idea.

In the OP's case, it should have been ez unless in their 4 years of online chat they clearly defined boundries which I dont think happened. Generally speaking though, girls are easy to bone. I dont really get why people think its hard.


Lol @ bolded. I kind of agree, actually, Here's a short version of my story. As a bit of a side note, it was on and off for about 3 years. More on than off, though.

Some chick didn't like me
I talked to some random person connected to them on the internet
Eventually, got on skype with this second person
Some chick in the convo was going through a rough breakup
I was there and talked with said chick
We have internet sex almost every other day for a month
She tells me she thinks she's bisexual
The cybersex eventually slows down, but also gets better. Pics are also being sent occasionally.
We break up(I forget why)
Life goes on
She comes back to me, more cybersex
We finally meet together for real sex
Lots of sex while she's visiting
She goes back to her home state, and I stay in mine
moar cybersex
moar breakups(about 5 total)
moar cyber after breakups
She visits another two times for about a week each, and each week has lots of sex
moar cybersex
She tells me she's a full-blown lesbian
We break up
/contact with chick

Win Moar blogs like this needed. It lift mine spirits to know my electronic brothers get nookie.

You know the image macro I would post if it weren't frowned upon to do so. Awwww yeeeeah. Relationship finally ends after a while -> no more contact with girl. As of now, the single life is treating me well. I go off to college on August 31st, and I don't have some girl to make me feel bad about it. Even more so, I might meet some chick up there who might make me rethink the single life. However, I don't think that's too likely :D
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
infinity2k9
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom2397 Posts
August 28 2011 02:36 GMT
#73
I had never even thought of this idea, or even looked down on it previously, but a few years ago i made good friends with a girl from IRC. Just happened to come across someone with similar humour and internet hang-outs. She was older and pretty much out of my league, not to mention in a far away country so i never expected anything. But she kept entertaining the thought and putting it in my mind so much it was hard to ignore. It's surprising how close you can feel to someone through just words/webcam communication. She got bored or annoyed at me eventually so my original thoughts were true, but after talking so much and so in-depth with each other i couldn't help but feel sad after, so i tried for a long time to gain her favour for no real reason.. even i knew it was pointless but couldn't help it.

There's more to the story in detail but it's not very interesting, but just thought i'd share my experience anyways. Socially i was just normal otherwise so it was weird for me to have this attachment to someone online, it felt like much more of a connection than there probably actually was. I think you should try and know the person as well as possible before getting too emotionally attached, sounds obvious but it's easy to get carried away just cause you can stay up talking online to someone all night doesn't mean your soulmates or whatever.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
August 28 2011 04:15 GMT
#74
On August 28 2011 11:36 infinity2k9 wrote:
I had never even thought of this idea, or even looked down on it previously, but a few years ago i made good friends with a girl from IRC. Just happened to come across someone with similar humour and internet hang-outs. She was older and pretty much out of my league, not to mention in a far away country so i never expected anything. But she kept entertaining the thought and putting it in my mind so much it was hard to ignore. It's surprising how close you can feel to someone through just words/webcam communication. She got bored or annoyed at me eventually so my original thoughts were true, but after talking so much and so in-depth with each other i couldn't help but feel sad after, so i tried for a long time to gain her favour for no real reason.. even i knew it was pointless but couldn't help it.

There's more to the story in detail but it's not very interesting, but just thought i'd share my experience anyways. Socially i was just normal otherwise so it was weird for me to have this attachment to someone online, it felt like much more of a connection than there probably actually was. I think you should try and know the person as well as possible before getting too emotionally attached, sounds obvious but it's easy to get carried away just cause you can stay up talking online to someone all night doesn't mean your soulmates or whatever.


The reason why these things seem to flourish as much online as they do in real life is because all relationships are similar, whether virtual or real. They're all similar in the fact that the reality is not the most appealing part of a relationship, but rather the fantasy of what is possible.

Some of you guys posted some great stories, I'll reply back with my thoughts later.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Earll
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Norway847 Posts
August 28 2011 04:41 GMT
#75
So serious question, are people trolling for saying the girl in the OP was a slut for kissing him on the first meetup, or wtf is going on here?
Wat
infinity2k9
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom2397 Posts
August 28 2011 04:47 GMT
#76
Yeah true. When it's distilled down to pure conversation rather than the many things in the real world that can effect a relationship though it's easier to seem closer than reality.
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
August 28 2011 06:07 GMT
#77
On August 28 2011 07:08 SpoR wrote:
I too met a girl on myspace about 5 years ago who was a year younger. She was into graffiti and underground hip hop like I am. we made a date to go bombing together but I was more interested in just hanging out with her. The first time we hung out she picked me up from work to go hang out at my friends house a few cities over and we watched a bunch of Ali G show and drank a little. Most of the times we drank in my van outside my house and listened to music and talked. I took her to a few hip hop shows and movies, dinners, etc and it was fun. She was really cool but at the same time something weird about her and the fact that she was vegan was kinda meh and since im 6'2" the fact that she was like 5 feet tall is kinda bothersome to me. I actually kinda blew it when it was her 21st bday and she wanted me really bad and was drunk at a bar because I was stranded at a BW friends house pretty far away to help build a computer and see his brothers band. Another time I was supposed to go meet her at a party and when I got there they had the entire santa ana police force there breaking it up and my cell phone died and I forgot exactly where she lived. Then she finally moved up north to the bay area like she was always saying. Now i think she goes back and forth and she works at some mall around here somewhere, but shes engaged to someone.

At right about the same time I met the girl above I was really into this other girl who was a year older but I was unsure about her because she was very promiscuous and I dont think she wanted a bf, I even heard her say this to a dude she was hooking up with early on in our friendship (she had just come off a long relationship with some guy for 5 years or something and they were always arguing on the phone still and she would sometimes go help him out still). Anyways, we hung out a lot going to the beach, parties, or to breakfast or lunch together. We made out a few times and I can't remember but we had 1 or 2 drunken late night fucks as well. I sweared this chick was somehow perfect for me but it just wasnt the right time. She would always call me when she was bored to 'entertain her' which was cute and it actually helped my telemarketing skills for being able to just stay on the phone and shoot the shit with people. I would always call her excitedly during breaks and when I got off work to report about how many sales I got or whatever. She was jelly cause I made more or the same as her regualar 9-5. It seemed cool but she was always hanging out with older dudes from work to do extra work and have a few beers or whatever who were just friends but I knew better. After a few months we just stopped calling and answering calls from each other. She also ended up moving down south to San Diego and is married to some out of country guy for money so he could stay in america. people do that kind of thing all the time. The last time I saw her was a few years ago at a friend's bday party and I was so happy to see her and we had a lot of fun but I was with another girl..

My exgf of 4 1/2 years or so. At about the same time as the other 2 girls I randomly got a phone call late at night from my little sisters friend asking me about some obscure detail to a story. We were defaultly in a car full of dudes looking for something to do. So I told her we were gonna come over and drink with them in their garage or whatever. They were actually hanging out with one of my old friends in my old neighborhood. (I actually knew my ex as well as she used to hang around all the time trying to get drugs off me and my friends. We almost hooked up 100 years ago after one of the worst days of my life but I was too pussy back then to make a move really.) Initially I was not attracted to my ex at all and she was bi so she was actually trying to hook up with this chick. Incidentally that night we all went back to her gpas house and me, the girl that called, her, and the girl she hooked up with all slept in this big bed. my ex got dome under the covers from this chick while me and the other chick sorta snuggled next to them. she didnt reciprocate and said like hell no and I thiought it was pretty impressive.

So after a while of hanging around with these girls (who were all underage and constantly bribed me to buy beer and hang out) I somehow got really drunk and managed to grab my ex and pull her down and kiss her. I dont remember this but she does. She was constantly calling me and coming over like a needy bitch and I didnt really want a gf. A few times at her house we dry humped and made out while we were faded and eventually it led to more. The first time we boned she actually put me on the spot and said 'will you be my bf' right before i got it in. Totally fucking stunned by this I replied 'I dunno if I'm ready for a gf' and continued on to put her on 'cloud9' as her and many other girls have commented on my sexual performance.
So after a few months of this shit we ended up officially being bf and gf. Long story short she was very flirty and only ever wanted to drink and party and would talk shit endlessly about me being on the computer or playing startcraft or not wanting to go hang out with her lame friends all the time to drink (I am 4 years older than her and was kinda over doing that shit, she was barely 18 when we met again). And I moved to that friends house a few towns over (from the first story) then a bunch of shit happened where I lost everything and she dumped me because she was 'unhappy' and 'felt used' and that 'i lived to far' which was entirely bullshit. I tried for about 6 months to make it work, take her on dates, talk out problems and issues, etc. but she was always making excuses or saying shit like nothings changed when I tried to get things back together.

Found out from her ex friends who all mysteriously stopped hanging out and calling her (which she told me was because they are too much drama or something). that she had actually cheated on me more than a few times (I dunno the details but she did make out with at least 2 guys on separate occasions for sure) and she was super flirty and would do dry lamp dances and streaking etc. Her friend even told me that sometimes at parties to tell people that 'she didnt have a bf because no one would talk to a girl who was taken' or some silly shit like that. I was cool enough to allow her to hook up with girls because I knew that she was bi and probably needed that release with a girl occasionally.

For about a month before St Patricks day 2011 I tried to setup something for us to do or hangout on that day. Her same typical bullshit excuses came endlessly and on the day of, she ignored my phone calls. That was the last straw for me. the very next day I hooked up with some chick and we dated for a few months but it didnt work out. My ex was hurt but its her fault and shes fucking stupid for doing what she did. After dating this chick for a while and ignoring my exs advances at me she finally started dating some 33 year old guy who had a kid or something. Shes pretty fucking stupid and a whore but I still wish she was my stupid whore sometimes.

I sometimes wish I would have pursued the other girls that I was more into from back then instead of just taking the 'easy girl' who was all over me back in 2006.

Im now seeing this other chick for a few months now who is unsure of me as well but whatever. I dunno what im doing anymore so I just go with the flow

Thanks for making me a Proud Forever Loner!
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
August 28 2011 13:46 GMT
#78
On August 28 2011 13:41 Earll wrote:
So serious question, are people trolling for saying the girl in the OP was a slut for kissing him on the first meetup, or wtf is going on here?

nah sc nerds would say stuff like that
RIP Aaliyah
Earll
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Norway847 Posts
August 28 2011 14:23 GMT
#79
On August 28 2011 22:46 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2011 13:41 Earll wrote:
So serious question, are people trolling for saying the girl in the OP was a slut for kissing him on the first meetup, or wtf is going on here?

nah sc nerds would say stuff like that


What is this I don't even.
Wat
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
August 28 2011 16:08 GMT
#80
On August 27 2011 15:07 Djzapz wrote:
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On August 27 2011 12:09 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:
On August 27 2011 11:05 Djzapz wrote:
On August 27 2011 10:29 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:
I met a chick on OKCupid, we chatted, we played wow together, after about 5 months I was complaining of how much I hated where I lived (small town in Tennessee) and she said "why don't you move here? (Columbus OH) - three months later we moved into an apartment together. Four years later (this coming Wednesday) we're moving into the house we just bought together.

That's the least romantic love story I've ever heard...

your opinion matters to me

also, please post your love story

I'm glad you value my input. Frankly you posted a sad story, I thought you would understand my reaction. Most posters try to make it interesting but you almost turned me into a nihilist.

Also, my "love story" happened roughly 6 years ago IRL so I can't really post it here but we live together and the story involved language barrier and a defective microwave. Good times. Also thanks universe we did not play WoW together. + Show Spoiler +
I played alone. =(

you can wait for my book to come out to read the interesting version
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