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pubbanana
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LaSt)ChAnCe
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
On August 27 2011 10:29 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: I met a chick on OKCupid, we chatted, we played wow together, after about 5 months I was complaining of how much I hated where I lived (small town in Tennessee) and she said "why don't you move here? (Columbus OH) - three months later we moved into an apartment together. Four years later (this coming Wednesday) we're moving into the house we just bought together. That's the least romantic love story I've ever heard... Well that's not true, there's also my friend's story: "I met this chick at the club, we had a one nighter and then we started seeing each other". They were supposed to move in together last month but it turns out the house belonged to organised crime people and the police basically broke everything. (True story - but I guess I'm getting off topic) | ||
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palanq
United States761 Posts
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LaSt)ChAnCe
United States2179 Posts
On August 27 2011 11:05 Djzapz wrote: That's the least romantic love story I've ever heard... your opinion matters to me also, please post your love story | ||
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SarR
476 Posts
1) Met a great pretty girl online today. 2) After years of talking on Skype/Msn we decided to meet. 3) We met at my parents and had a wonderful dinner. 4) We went to bed and when everyone was asleep, I was suddenly startled and awakened by something molesting me under the covers. 5) Surprised that she had snuck into my room but nonetheless thrilled, we gots to boning like rabbits. 6) Got up early in the morning before my parents were awake and we did it again!!. 7) She left. We still talk online. We still bone. 8)The End. The lack of sex in these girl blogs is depressing  | ||
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pubbanana
United States3063 Posts
On August 27 2011 12:32 SarR wrote: Is it too much to ask for 1 i mean ONE girl blog where the story goes:- 1) Met a great pretty girl online today. 2) After years of talking on Skype/Msn we decided to meet. 3) We met at my parents and had a wonderful dinner. 4) We went to bed and when everyone was asleep, I was suddenly startled and awakened by something molesting me under the covers. 5) Surprised that she had snuck into my room but nonetheless thrilled, we gots to boning like rabbits. 6) Got up early in the morning before my parents were awake and we did it again!!. 7) She left. We still talk online. We still bone. 8)The End. The lack of sex in these girl blogs is depressing Well ... it's not that easy to get laid for most guys. Or maybe it is, I have no idea.  | ||
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pubbanana
United States3063 Posts
On August 27 2011 11:52 palanq wrote: When I was 12 I pretended to be 14 years old so that I'd be the same age as the cool kids in an AOL chatroom. I met a girl who was 14 and we had a "relationship" for about a year before cutting it off. She took it much harder than I would have imagined. Details please.  | ||
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tonight
United States11130 Posts
True story. | ||
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GigaFlop
United States1146 Posts
On August 27 2011 12:32 SarR wrote: Is it too much to ask for 1 i mean ONE girl blog where the story goes:- 1) Met a great pretty girl online today. 2) After years of talking on Skype/Msn we decided to meet. 3) We met at my parents and had a wonderful dinner. 4) We went to bed and when everyone was asleep, I was suddenly startled and awakened by something molesting me under the covers. 5) Surprised that she had snuck into my room but nonetheless thrilled, we gots to boning like rabbits. 6) Got up early in the morning before my parents were awake and we did it again!!. 7) She left. We still talk online. We still bone. 8)The End. The lack of sex in these girl blogs is depressing one of my other relationships is kinda like that. Care to hear? | ||
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
On August 27 2011 12:09 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: your opinion matters to me also, please post your love story I'm glad you value my input. Frankly you posted a sad story, I thought you would understand my reaction. Most posters try to make it interesting but you almost turned me into a nihilist. Also, my "love story" happened roughly 6 years ago IRL so I can't really post it here but we live together and the story involved language barrier and a defective microwave. Good times. Also thanks universe we did not play WoW together. + Show Spoiler + I played alone. =( | ||
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SarR
476 Posts
On August 27 2011 13:45 GigaFlop wrote: one of my other relationships is kinda like that. Care to hear? As long as it has a good climax(pun very intended) then go for it. glhf On August 27 2011 13:19 pubbanana wrote: Well ... it's not that easy to get laid for most guys. Or maybe it is, I have no idea. In the OP's case, it should have been ez unless in their 4 years of online chat they clearly defined boundries which I dont think happened. Generally speaking though, girls are easy to bone. I dont really get why people think its hard. | ||
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Deleted User 3420
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On August 27 2011 13:25 tonight wrote: I met a girl online that lived a town away. She came over and we had insane two day straight sex. She got dehydrated and passed out. I had to take her to the hospital where the doctors told her the tissue inside her vagina could not be repaired and it would now be impossible to birth a child from the sustained damage. It was in this time I realized that I should not meet women online for fear of ruining their lives with my extreme love making. True story. could you please elaborate on what you mean by "true" | ||
SirJolt
the Dagon Knight4010 Posts
I PM my mentor, Trozz, Then I get giddy | ||
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
The story was kinda funny too <3 pubbanana | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
 my suggestion though, a serious one: Keep it simple. If you had to think too much in a relationship it's not worth it. | ||
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lovelyrose
Canada160 Posts
the one neat thing was that it kinda felt surreal as Im coming down the escalator slowly and I see her waiting there for me, and I know we both have the biggest smiles on our faces as she runs to me and we have our first kiss, guess it kinda felt like a movie or something. I've met friends from sc and wow before, and even with them it always seems a bit weird seeing the person you've known online for the first time. it's also a cool experience that I'd recommend to anyone if you have a really badass practice partner! sorry for going a bit off topic . | ||
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Itachii
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Advocado
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GigaFlop
United States1146 Posts
On August 27 2011 17:41 SarR wrote: As long as it has a good climax(pun very intended) then go for it. glhf In the OP's case, it should have been ez unless in their 4 years of online chat they clearly defined boundries which I dont think happened. Generally speaking though, girls are easy to bone. I dont really get why people think its hard. Lol @ bolded. I kind of agree, actually, Here's a short version of my story. As a bit of a side note, it was on and off for about 3 years. More on than off, though. Some chick didn't like me I talked to some random person connected to them on the internet Eventually, got on skype with this second person Some chick in the convo was going through a rough breakup I was there and talked with said chick We have internet sex almost every other day for a month She tells me she thinks she's bisexual The cybersex eventually slows down, but also gets better. Pics are also being sent occasionally. We break up(I forget why) Life goes on She comes back to me, more cybersex We finally meet together for real sex Lots of sex while she's visiting She goes back to her home state, and I stay in mine moar cybersex moar breakups(about 5 total) moar cyber after breakups She visits another two times for about a week each, and each week has lots of sex moar cybersex She tells me she's a full-blown lesbian We break up /contact with chick | ||
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