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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
August 04 2011 01:57 GMT
#61
the most adventurous sub at subway (and imo, the most disgusting) is the seafood sub. it's old disgusting crab, fish, and lobster mixed together with a ton of mayonaise.
RaLakedaimon
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1564 Posts
August 04 2011 01:57 GMT
#62
There definitely not like that at every Subway, I dated a chick that worked at the local one for a couple years and even when she wasn't there and I ate they always did everything just right. Gotta admit though they don't exactly have grueling exams of brainpower or customer relations tests to get the jobs so you can't expect much going in. The lettuce part was funny though that was just a dick headed move by him lol.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46309 Posts
August 04 2011 01:57 GMT
#63
On August 04 2011 10:52 Trang wrote:
Maybe my experiences are just different, but why did you even risk confusing the guy by saying 'no lettuce'? For me they've only put lettuce on when I asked for it, and they have never put it on when I didn't mention it at all.


What? Unless it's opposite day or you selectively hear every other word, you can't possibly get confused when you hear someone say "No lettuce". I have to say that every time I go to Subway because they always make a grab for the lettuce.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
August 04 2011 01:59 GMT
#64
My advice? Take off your balling shades and slowly say "I said... no lettuce"

Then the subway explodes and rock music starts playing in the background as you walk away, back to the explosion.
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GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
August 04 2011 02:00 GMT
#65
I said no lettuce because he did that thing where he starts fondling the lettuce and I didn't want any. Also I had him take it off but no matter what theres always a trace of those disgusting little strips of lettuce.
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46309 Posts
August 04 2011 02:02 GMT
#66
On August 04 2011 11:00 GrapeD wrote:
I said no lettuce because he did that thing where he starts fondling the lettuce and I didn't want any. Also I had him take it off but no matter what theres always a trace of those disgusting little strips of lettuce.


Registered vegetable offenders can only get jobs at fast food chains nowadays. He's not moving up in the world, so he gets his jollies from acting like an asshole to his customers and playing with lettuce.
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Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
August 04 2011 02:32 GMT
#67
Lettuce fondling is one of the various techniques that they use to reduce the amount of lettuce in their hands. Creepy yes, but what can you do. Also, I would have sent it back a third time and then proceed to order a pizza from him.
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 04 2011 03:01 GMT
#68
hahaha this thread is hilarious lol
lettuce but gets lettuce
and lettuce fondling
and getting lettuce forced upon all your subs

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GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-04 03:04:27
August 04 2011 03:03 GMT
#69
On August 04 2011 12:01 alffla wrote:
hahaha this thread is hilarious lol
lettuce but gets lettuce
and lettuce fondling
and getting lettuce forced upon all your subs

5/5


ಠ_ಠ This is a serious pandemic and must be stopped!

Lol now I cant stop laughing because I'm imagining people forcing lettuce on you.
TAKE THE LETTUCE!
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
August 04 2011 03:11 GMT
#70
On August 04 2011 08:35 niteReloaded wrote:
Should've thrown the sandwich in his face and walked away...

I saw someone do that once, except with a cheeseburger, classic stuff.
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tyCe
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia2542 Posts
August 04 2011 03:28 GMT
#71
You should've just walked away with him having a half-made sub. Get something else to eat.
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Lanaia
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada1142 Posts
August 04 2011 03:35 GMT
#72
Oftentimes when I go to subway they ask me what kind of cheese I want and I say "none" and then they put a random cheese on and I then have to ask them two more times to remove it unless my boyfriend is there and asks for my cheese or if it's someone I know working (most people I know know I hate cheese).

Are they actually supposed to remake it if they put something on they're not supposed to? No one has ever remade anything for me.

Also, the local subway's toaster is broken like, 30% of the time.

I'm sure it doesn't help that I'm naturally really quiet.
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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
August 04 2011 03:43 GMT
#73
rofl oh man. what a dick. I hope all he heard was "lettuce please" and then you were mumbling... sounds like thats not how it happened but jeez... He needs to find a job that requires less communication with other people... something in Northern Alaska imo.
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Atreides-
Profile Joined June 2009
United States103 Posts
August 04 2011 03:44 GMT
#74
Haha, it's the same at my franchise but for tomatoes.

I slide to the vegetable area and he asks, "Lettuce tomato?" while reaching for both

"Just lettuce and - "

"Tomato?"

"No, just olives, onions - "

"No tomato?"

FUCK YOUUUUUU
blahz0r
Profile Joined December 2010
3030 Posts
August 04 2011 04:36 GMT
#75
Sounds like the dude just hates you for some reason. Possibly for "Hey bro I'm feeling adventurous today, are there anythings that don't get tried much on the menu?". There are probably a few "wtf"s he's getting from that.

Most of these posts sum up why I don't eat at these kind of places anymore. Minimum wage is a poor excuse for these types of services. The ones that work well though deserve a better wage/job.
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shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-04 04:42:01
August 04 2011 04:41 GMT
#76
luckily the subways around me are pretty decent, dont have a problem with anyone. and i've never gotten e coli either. i've heard horror stories about shit employees though.

can't believe he just replied with "no" lmao

theres my 1500!
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-04 04:53:13
August 04 2011 04:51 GMT
#77
lesson here:
subway sucks ass. they are really stingy with the meat/topping, and the ingredients aren't even that great. maybe its just my specific subway that has really turned me off from them. stopped going there for a looooooooooooooooooooong time. better off taking your 5 bucks and going to a mom and pop italian deli and/or a vietnamese hoagie place
(and if neither are around you )

edit: thinking about, their sweet onion teriyaki is aite, but still
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dartoo
Profile Joined May 2010
India2889 Posts
August 04 2011 04:55 GMT
#78
Try telling him again, if he still puts lettuce on it, dont pay, get your food elsewhere. As simple as that, you dont have to put up with assholes.
rabidch
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20289 Posts
August 04 2011 04:59 GMT
#79
i seriously cant remember the last time i went to a subway, maybe more than a few years ago
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SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
August 04 2011 05:05 GMT
#80
I dunno whats wrong with the subways you guys to go but I have no problems with mine.
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