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GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
August 03 2011 23:08 GMT
#1
Apologies to any and all of you who work at subway.

I went to subway for lunch today and it wasn't really busy so I thought "hey lets try something new today". So I go up to the person who works there and I'm like "Hey bro I'm feeling adventurous today, are there anythings that don't get tried much on the menu?"

I swear to god this guy just looked at me for like 10 seconds then said "no."

So I ordered my sub and he toasts it (burns it the first time so i have to wait again for him to remake it) and we get to the vegetables. Now I don't know about you guys but I fucking hate lettuce from subway. Its like this weird slice shredded lettuce that always has crap from the other vegetables in it. So I'm like "no lettuce please".
This asshole looks straight at me then puts lettuce on my sub.

Anyways I know all people from subway aren't like this but this really pissed me off today, and I needed to do something to let the innocent people of the world know the horrors of the subway down by my house.

***
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
pyaar
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States423 Posts
August 03 2011 23:10 GMT
#2
go easy on the guy, he's working minimum wage :S
Emporio
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States3069 Posts
August 03 2011 23:11 GMT
#3
You should have GrapeD him in the mouth for that service.
How does it feel knowing you wasted another 3 seconds of your life reading this again?
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6421 Posts
August 03 2011 23:11 GMT
#4
Couldn't you just walk away after he put the lettuce on the sandwich? Bad service doesn't deserve your patronage.
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
August 03 2011 23:11 GMT
#5
Probably baked.

Hell, if I worked at Subway I'd take a break to blaze whenever I could.
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Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
August 03 2011 23:11 GMT
#6
I'm been there before, so I know how you feel. A girl asked me if I wanted cucumbers on my sub, to which I replied "No, I don't like cucumbers." So then she proceeded to put cucumbers on my Sub, talk about how healthy they are, then smother them in Mayo. Yeah....
Even a Savior couldn't fix all problems. www.twitch.tv/xJugan
noobcakes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States526 Posts
August 03 2011 23:11 GMT
#7
at the end of the line throw the subway at him.
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GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
August 03 2011 23:13 GMT
#8
On August 04 2011 08:10 pyaar wrote:
go easy on the guy, he's working minimum wage :S


I know that he's working minimum wage but lots of people do and they're not total assholes.
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
Emporio
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States3069 Posts
August 03 2011 23:13 GMT
#9
Maybe he doesn't speak English very well.
How does it feel knowing you wasted another 3 seconds of your life reading this again?
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-03 23:16:11
August 03 2011 23:15 GMT
#10
My brother got ecoli poisoning from a meatball sub at subway before. Some of the franchisees are just plain sketchy and badly managed.

The subway a block away from me has staff that have been instructed to put as little vegetables as possible on the subs, presumably to save costs. I go and have to ask 5 times for some of the vegetables for "more", "double that", "please for gods sake give me more veggies". I asked for lots olives on my sub and, no exaggerating, she put 5 olive slices on my footlong sub. I asked for more and she put 3 more. I asked for double and she put 3 more. "keep em coming". 3 more. At this point she started making faces at the other people in line as if I was being the most unreasonable customer she'd ever seen.

Yet...I still go back. Damn your delicious sandwiches!
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
August 03 2011 23:15 GMT
#11
On August 04 2011 08:13 Emporio wrote:
Maybe he doesn't speak English very well.


No he was a white guy. He looked kind of like Randal from Clerks.
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
Sorter
Profile Joined July 2011
170 Posts
August 03 2011 23:16 GMT
#12
He didn't like the fact that you called him "bro".
zerglingrodeo
Profile Joined September 2010
United States910 Posts
August 03 2011 23:17 GMT
#13
You definitely should have said "I'm not paying for that" and talked to his manager.
"This is how philosophers should salute one another: 'Take your time!'' - Wittgenstein
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
August 03 2011 23:21 GMT
#14
On August 04 2011 08:15 Gnial wrote:The subway a block away from me has staff that have been instructed to put as little vegetables as possible on the subs, presumably to save costs. I go and have to ask 5 times for some of the vegetables for "more", "double that", "please for gods sake give me more veggies". I asked for lots olives on my sub and, no exaggerating, she put 5 olive slices on my footlong sub. I asked for more and she put 3 more. I asked for double and she put 3 more. "keep em coming". 3 more. At this point she started making faces at the other people in line as if I was being the most unreasonable customer she'd ever seen.

Yet...I still go back. Damn your delicious sandwiches!


I laughed, that's a funny story because I could see almost all of my female friends doing that exact same thing to you. She was probably just fem-trolling you.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
TheConstructed
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States64 Posts
August 03 2011 23:23 GMT
#15
Yea, I work minimum wage ( well, very close) and having a bad day doesn't give you a free pass to treat people like shit. It's usually the younger ones that act like that but unfortunately even the older ones can be pretty immature.
Hypertension
Profile Joined April 2011
United States802 Posts
August 03 2011 23:24 GMT
#16
You guys know you can make your own sandwiches right?
Buy boots first. Boots good item.
SecondChance
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia603 Posts
August 03 2011 23:24 GMT
#17
Ok wait. You said "no lettuce" and he looks right at you and puts lettuce on your sandwich. LOL

That sounds like fighting sandwiches to me (Just doesn't sound as good as fighting words...but this is subway)

So you took the sandwich anyway? Why didn't you just say "Hey mate, no lettuce please"?



I see the want to in your eyes.
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
August 03 2011 23:26 GMT
#18
On August 04 2011 08:24 SecondChance wrote:
Ok wait. You said "no lettuce" and he looks right at you and puts lettuce on your sandwich. LOL

That sounds like fighting sandwiches to me (Just doesn't sound as good as fighting words...but this is subway)

So you took the sandwich anyway? Why didn't you just say "Hey mate, no lettuce please"?



I'm not speaking for the OP, but sometimes it's better to just take it and go. He already burned the sub once, he might just get pissed that he's making a sub for the THIRD time and might "accidentally" sneak in some special sauce
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GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
August 03 2011 23:29 GMT
#19
Yeah by that time I was getting pretty annoyed so I just took it and left.
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
August 03 2011 23:33 GMT
#20
I think subways policy is "Lettuce? EVERYONE loves lettuce!" because I have never actually gotten a sub without lettuce. Even the breakfast subs, my friend in front of me orders and says no lettuce, she immediately puts lettuce on it. I'm next and before she even asks about vegetables she puts lettuce on it.
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