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is what I will attempt to be making every day for the next week.
This is in response to the recent meteoric rise of pro-posters such as SirJolt and Riku.
By quality, of course, I mean that I will be making posts that adhere to the spirit and letter of TL's 10 Commandments.
To maximize my post-to-content efficiency, I will omit any transitions between my sentences. Contextual cohesion should be sufficient.
Wish me luck and I hope you find my posting brilliant, informative, and entertaining.
You can't follow me at www.twitter.com/imagummyworm where I won't be posting any changes to my posting strategy.
To first time posters on TL: Welcome to TL. I'm a pretty great guy and a perfect example of a poster so you should probably emulate me if you want to enjoy your membership in this exclusive community as well as contribute effectively to said community. TL Staff can certainly vouch for me regarding the veracity of this assertion.
Since I have been making an effort to tone down my arrogance, here is an embarrassing fact about myself: Sometimes my butt cheeks get sweaty and I get an accumulation of moisture toward the top of my buns. This accumulation of moisture becomes quite itchy after a while and I oftentimes have to grab my butt cheeks quite forcefully and do some belly dancing maneuvers to dislodge the accumulation. I am not always so fortunate to do this when nobody is watching.
Target for tomorrow: 1189.
 
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"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK
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On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK
It is in times of adversity that true heroes prove their steel. I may be behind, but do not be so foolish as to count me out.
Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep.
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Well, good luck at improving your PPD (post per day). :D
**Crying in the corner with my 0.36 ppd**
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If you don't work or have summer school, it's very possible.
Definitions of quality will vary however, expect critics.
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On July 26 2011 18:31 Gummy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK It is in times of adversity that true heroes prove their steel. I may be behind, but do not be so foolish as to count me out. Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep.
Posts per day isnt actually too big of an indicator of skill. SirJolt for example averages just over 1 post per day. So dont fret!
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On July 26 2011 18:37 Bibbit wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 18:31 Gummy wrote:On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK It is in times of adversity that true heroes prove their steel. I may be behind, but do not be so foolish as to count me out. Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep. Posts per day isnt actually too big of an indicator of skill. SirJolt for example averages just over 1 post per day. So dont fret!
Do not mention SirJolt's name, SirJolt, in my blogs.... SirJolt is my odious rival and I intend to crush SirJolt in every arena, PPD or otherwise, so that he, SirJolt, will have been crushed at the end of my crushing of him (SirJolt).
So don't use SirJolt's handle here, which is SirJolt, for reference.
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Will u be writing many poems?
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On July 26 2011 18:43 dlcofls21 wrote:
Will u be writing many poems?
Yes sir. I will be.
One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six... Six.
That was a Haiku.
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On July 26 2011 18:31 Gummy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep.
I laughed at this far more than I should have done.
Best of luck with upping the post count though, but 100 QUALITY posts a day is a big jump from your average 
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On July 26 2011 18:52 Malks wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 18:31 Gummy wrote:On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep. I laughed at this far more than I should have done. Best of luck with upping the post count though, but 100 QUALITY posts a day is a big jump from your average
Are you implying that my 3.75 post per day are not of top-tier quality? I resent the implication of your capital letters almost as much as I resent breadless sandwiches, or "unwiches" as some people call them. Fuck unwiches.
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Just need to help out in a Live Thread and you're set 
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On July 26 2011 18:56 DisaFear wrote:Just need to help out in a Live Thread and you're set
What's that? Might you be referring to one of these?
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On July 26 2011 18:56 Gummy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 18:52 Malks wrote:On July 26 2011 18:31 Gummy wrote:On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep. I laughed at this far more than I should have done. Best of luck with upping the post count though, but 100 QUALITY posts a day is a big jump from your average Are you implying that my 3.75 post per day are not of top-tier quality? I resent the implication of your capital letters almost as much as I resent breadless sandwiches, or "unwiches" as some people call them. Fuck unwiches.
I didn't say anything, does your defensive attitude imply that YOU feel your posts are not up to standard?
I didn't just write 'you' in capital letters. I swear 
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should change to100 quality posts a week... lol
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On July 26 2011 19:05 nitdkim wrote:
should change to100 quality posts a week... lol
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
+ Show Spoiler +This is a quality post because it is a direct quote of Darth Vader from Star Wars Episode I(V): A New Hope
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By 'quality' posts do you mean like informative ones, or just posts that won't get you banned? xD I have a pretty high post per day, but whenever I join forums I post a ton. Most of them are pretty useless though.
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On July 26 2011 19:08 Yew wrote:
By 'quality' posts do you mean like informative ones, or just posts that won't get you banned? xD I have a pretty high post per day, but whenever I join forums I post a ton. Most of them are pretty useless though.
Of course, I am referring to posts that won't get me banned. Do you really think I have the time to produce 100 thoughtful and informative posts per day? I have a full-time job and a life outside of teamliquid.
+ Show Spoiler + Only one of these is true.
OT:
Since you demand to be informed, I went to wikipedia and got the first article at Special:Random (takes you to a random Wikipedia page).
Soaking Music
These are basically Christian songs played during prayer. Click the link for more details but next time somebody asks you if you've heard of this new underground Soaking Music artist you can tell him to fuck off. Consider yourself informed. You're welcome.
I was D- in BW and was silver in SC2 before Nexus Word Wars was removed and I quit. What do you think I have to contribute to strategy?
"Be sure to build a pylon before you try rushing a gateway."
"4pool is a dominated strategy in SC2 because it involves killing 2 of your starting drones. The time spent actually killing the two drones is time better spent mining minerals."
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On July 26 2011 19:07 Gummy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 19:05 nitdkim wrote:
should change to100 quality posts a week... lol I find your lack of faith disturbing. + Show Spoiler +This is a quality post because it is a direct quote of Darth Vader from Star Wars Episode I(V): A New Hope
man i totally agree, star wars reference used in the proper context is always quality!
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Well good luck. You'll need it.
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On July 26 2011 19:13 Existential wrote:
Well good luck. You'll need it.
I appreciate
your offering of good luck.
How condescending...
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I honestly don't see the point.
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On July 26 2011 19:18 Gummy wrote:I appreciate your offering of good luck. How condescending...
i confirm this as a quality post.
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On July 26 2011 19:18 Gummy wrote:I appreciate your offering of good luck. How condescending...
Fine. I hope you post in 100 CLOSED threads a week!
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You could easily fill 50 of them a day by doing Live Report for GSL or something.
They are quality posts that require little effort (aka, short)
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On July 26 2011 19:25 d(O.o)a wrote:
I honestly don't see the point.
Was going to say the same thing. Personally, I find the posters who spam posts actually quite annoying; I don't want to have to see the same person reply to every single thread I read. It also seems like they are kind of desperate to be accepted in this community....in reality I find them less appealing than if they just posted moderately which is kind of ironic.
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If this gets widespread attention, it'd be funny if a mod banned you on your last post of the week just to spite you 
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So basically you plan to make maybe 2-5 Good posts and 95 filler posts a day to clutter up a forum that is already plagued with mass piss-poor posting.
Not going to make many people too happy with you, good luck though.
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On July 26 2011 19:55 gosuMalicE wrote:
So basically you plan to make maybe 2-5 Good posts and 95 filler posts a day to clutter up a forum that is already plagued with mass piss-poor posting.
Not going to make many people too happy with you, good luck though.
psh, there's no way that's what he's going to do. did you read his post at all?! lol good luck OP.
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I wish you luck, dick. Pro-posting isn't as easy as you make it out to be. Do you not realize how many years some of us have been training and still haven't broken out of gold league?
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I don't think Riku is a pro-poster. All she does is make a lot of blogs and respond to them, don't think she even frequents the other forums.
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On July 26 2011 20:44 awu25 wrote:
I don't think Riku is a pro-poster. All she does is make a lot of blogs and respond to them, don't think she even frequents the other forums.
Err, I hope you realize SirJolt is a jokester. ;o
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Thread gets better after OP. On page 2 the humour declines.
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Gummy you should start discussions in the Maplestory thread, guaranteed "quality" MS discussions for easy PPD. Or you can read girl blogs all day at work like me.
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i applaud u sir as a bad poster myself ^^
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On July 26 2011 19:13 Gummy wrote:
"4pool is a dominated strategy in SC2 because it involves killing 2 of your starting drones. The time spent actually killing the two drones is time better spent mining minerals."
Ahahaha, I laughed so hard my co-worker turned around and stared at me as I tried to hurriedly stifle it
Great start, will definitely be following your progress, hope you ascend the ranks of pro-posting fast... For the Good of EPOSTS!!!
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On July 26 2011 19:44 Zyferous wrote:If this gets widespread attention, it'd be funny if a mod banned you on your last post of the week just to spite you
Mods are all fair and wonderful people who take it upon themselves, sans salary, to keep this forum clean. If they were not genuinely interested in improving the quality of this site, why would they even take up the heavy responsibilities? It is a shockingly thankless job as only the highest profile staff members really get their due love.
Through Hot_Bid's thick shades you can still see his love
And Chill, in his heart, is as sweet as a dove.
While Kennigit's exploits are known near and far,
And Rich's sweet wizardry makes him a star,
We must not forget all the rest of the staff
Who work in the background so on the behalf
Of all us great posters I thusly impart
A "Thank You!" Oh staff, you are e'er in my heart!
+ Show Spoiler + This post was a quality post because of the dactylic tetrameter. Fancy stuff.
On July 26 2011 23:46 Liquid`HuK wrote:
i applaud u sir as a bad poster myself ^^
My idol has posted in my blog. Fuck work. Now I really must make my target as to not disappoint the great Liquid`Huk!
Edit: unfuck work. See you guys in like 9 hours.
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United States10328 Posts
hahahahahahahaha
good luck sir!
... seems quite pointless when you can make 100 semi-quality posts in a day ;o (ones that have a vague amount of content but nothing special, such as this)
On July 26 2011 20:44 awu25 wrote:
I don't think Riku is a pro-poster. All she does is make a lot of blogs and respond to them, don't think she even frequents the other forums.
I think you're a liar!
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100 posts, quality or not, per day is quite a feat lol. Good luck!
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On July 26 2011 19:18 Gummy wrote:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
This is all a fluke. The results will never be accurate.
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You do realize the great konadora doesn't even average 100 posts per day right?
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On July 27 2011 04:08 ghrur wrote:
You do realize the great konadora doesn't even average 100 posts per day right?
If you stick to the LR threads it isn't an issue. Just stick to the major events like MLG.
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
You fucking fail. You've made like 15 in 14 hours.
Weak shit.
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Just LR GSL/IPL everyday, then you will be all set.
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Cmon man, you can still do it!
I belive in you!
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On July 27 2011 08:22 godemperor wrote:
Just LR GSL/IPL everyday, then you will be all set.
Yeah, that's all you have to do.
If you focus on LRing well, you might even break several hundred per day depending on your observational skills, typing speed, and hyperactivity.
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There are better ways to become a pro poster than spamming ladder posts all day.
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On July 27 2011 06:04 StarStruck wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 04:08 ghrur wrote:
You do realize the great konadora doesn't even average 100 posts per day right? If you stick to the LR threads it isn't an issue. Just stick to the major events like MLG.
I'm pretty sure Kona did that, and he still didn't even make 100 per day.
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
On July 27 2011 08:57 ghrur wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 06:04 StarStruck wrote:On July 27 2011 04:08 ghrur wrote:
You do realize the great konadora doesn't even average 100 posts per day right? If you stick to the LR threads it isn't an issue. Just stick to the major events like MLG. I'm pretty sure Kona did that, and he still didn't even make 100 per day.
Wat?
Kona was doing 1k+ a week when he actually posted.
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On July 27 2011 09:05 Roffles wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 08:57 ghrur wrote:On July 27 2011 06:04 StarStruck wrote:On July 27 2011 04:08 ghrur wrote:
You do realize the great konadora doesn't even average 100 posts per day right? If you stick to the LR threads it isn't an issue. Just stick to the major events like MLG. I'm pretty sure Kona did that, and he still didn't even make 100 per day. Wat? Kona was doing 1k+ a week when he actually posted.
Oh, I didn't know. I just checked out his current post average per day.
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Gl with it man, seems like fun ^_^
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On July 27 2011 09:05 Roffles wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 08:57 ghrur wrote:On July 27 2011 06:04 StarStruck wrote:On July 27 2011 04:08 ghrur wrote:
You do realize the great konadora doesn't even average 100 posts per day right? If you stick to the LR threads it isn't an issue. Just stick to the major events like MLG. I'm pretty sure Kona did that, and he still didn't even make 100 per day. Wat? Kona was doing 1k+ a week when he actually posted.
Kona was the best mass poster, haji was a close second. All the others are just annoying.
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You'll soon find out that the idea of 100 quality posts a day won't be that hard. With only the 10 commandments being your form of qualifying a post, you'll soon see that not only is 100 easy, but that the commandments are rather lenient if you situate yourself in proper topics (avoid one's that really have no content to begin with).
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United States4053 Posts
On July 27 2011 09:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
You'll soon find out that the idea of 100 quality posts a day won't be that hard.
figures
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On July 27 2011 09:46 infinitestory wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 09:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
You'll soon find out that the idea of 100 quality posts a day won't be that hard. figures
Tough luck kid. Such is life.
I'm sure it was harder back during Kona's and Haji's prime.
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Netherlands45349 Posts
Just enter every SC2 topic there is, and then LR some(you don't even have to watch the games, you can just let other people LR for you then rewrite in your own words). And since there are always multiple games going pretty much, you can use tabs to do this x3 or so.
Noone reads it anyway but atleast youl have 100 ''quality'' posts.
profit.
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United States4053 Posts
On July 27 2011 09:51 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 09:46 infinitestory wrote:On July 27 2011 09:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
You'll soon find out that the idea of 100 quality posts a day won't be that hard. figures Tough luck kid. Such is life. I'm sure it was harder back during Kona's and Haji's prime.
thats not what i was talking about (and I wasn't even around during their primes - I only got to see kona's final burnout moments)
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On July 27 2011 09:55 infinitestory wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 09:51 Torte de Lini wrote:On July 27 2011 09:46 infinitestory wrote:On July 27 2011 09:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
You'll soon find out that the idea of 100 quality posts a day won't be that hard. figures Tough luck kid. Such is life. I'm sure it was harder back during Kona's and Haji's prime. thats not what i was talking about (and I wasn't even around during their primes - I only got to see kona's final burnout moments)
Tough luck kid, one-word posts tend to be misinterpreted by the most sensitive and often insecure people.
Feel free to fully correct me.
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On July 27 2011 09:57 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 09:55 infinitestory wrote:On July 27 2011 09:51 Torte de Lini wrote:On July 27 2011 09:46 infinitestory wrote:On July 27 2011 09:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
You'll soon find out that the idea of 100 quality posts a day won't be that hard. figures Tough luck kid. Such is life. I'm sure it was harder back during Kona's and Haji's prime. thats not what i was talking about (and I wasn't even around during their primes - I only got to see kona's final burnout moments) Tough luck kid, one-word posts tend to be misinterpreted by the most sensitive and often insecure people. Feel free to fully correct me.
Why are you speaking so condescendingly?
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On July 27 2011 10:15 d(O.o)a wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 09:57 Torte de Lini wrote:On July 27 2011 09:55 infinitestory wrote:On July 27 2011 09:51 Torte de Lini wrote:On July 27 2011 09:46 infinitestory wrote:On July 27 2011 09:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
You'll soon find out that the idea of 100 quality posts a day won't be that hard. figures Tough luck kid. Such is life. I'm sure it was harder back during Kona's and Haji's prime. thats not what i was talking about (and I wasn't even around during their primes - I only got to see kona's final burnout moments) Tough luck kid, one-word posts tend to be misinterpreted by the most sensitive and often insecure people. Feel free to fully correct me. Why are you speaking so condescendingly?
I was making a joke in this reply. Trying to reuse the same opener.
My bad, guess it wasn't funny at all.
Sorry.
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TL posters are consistently the worst posters I've seen when it comes to picking up humor. Don't feel too bad.
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On July 27 2011 11:05 RANDOMCL wrote:
TL posters are consistently the worst posters I've seen when it comes to picking up humor. Don't feel too bad.
You see me try and notice sarcasm?
Has happened to me 50 times and I consistently look like a dunce.
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All right. I am back from a long day at work. Let the remaining 85 posts begin here:
Game plan:
1.) Hit all the subforums in which I usually post:
- Kpop
- Bleach/Naruto speculation (and hopefully tricking some people with the bump)
- Blogs, ofc.
- HoN/DotA.
- BW.
2.) Stay away from argumentative topics.
- The amount of reading necessary to make a quality contribution is unnecessarily large for my purposes. And few people read what anybody else says, no matter how well thought out or informative.
3.) Blog about it, poetically.
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You can usually gain extra posts by following up or engaging in a conversation with someone. Take an interest in what they say and you can actually start something.
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On July 27 2011 11:12 Torte de Lini wrote:
You can usually gain extra posts by following up or engaging in a conversation with someone. Take an interest in what they say and you can actually start something.
You make an excellent point. By acknowledging the legitimacy of what you say, I surely encourage you to respond in kind, after which I can continue to gain posts as I advance the conversation!
So that this post is not purely for the sake of advancing a conversation, I present another poem:
The quiet oft speak not much less
than those, the loud, themselves confess
to speak; the quiet one I find,
speaks just as much, but in his mind!
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50119 Posts
rarely do I make 100 posts a day let alone quality ones.
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On July 27 2011 11:23 BLinD-RawR wrote:
rarely do I make 100 posts a day let alone quality ones.
At least you're honest
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50119 Posts
On July 27 2011 11:24 d(O.o)a wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 11:23 BLinD-RawR wrote:
rarely do I make 100 posts a day let alone quality ones. At least you're honest
that does not mean I do not make quality posts at all.
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Remember the purge thread where the admins asked everyone to criticize and rate themselves?
That was fun and quite a few people were honest too!
lmao
Torte,
Internet sarcasm fails on so many levels. x-x This is why I got in the habit of posting so many smiley faces, but people still miss it. I guess we're all Romanian from time to time. D:
Anyway, Gummy like others have said IPL/MLG/GSL/GSTL/PL/OSL/MSL LR threads are the best. Kona is proof of this. ;0
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On July 27 2011 11:29 StarStruck wrote:
Remember the purge thread where the admins asked everyone to criticize and rate themselves?
That was fun and quite a people were honest too!
lmao
Torte,
Internet sarcasm fails on so many levels. x-x This is why I got in the habit of posting so many smiley faces, but people still miss it. I guess we're all Romanian from time to time. D:
Anyway, Gummy like others have said IPL/MLG/GSL/GSTL/PL/OSL/MSL LR threads are the best. Kona is proof of this. ;0
I appreciate this, but that would be like 4-gating my way to victory every time. Sure it'll get me out of silver and maybe even into diamond, but it won't make me a stronger player as a whole.
I can echo back some "GOOOOOOOO FLAAAAASH!" as well as the next guy in a LiquidReport thread, but will that make me a better poster? No. That would only be artificially inflating my PDD, and once I run into an admin that knows how to counter my cheesy strat, I'll have to start all over.
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The most pointless thing ever, Goodluck tho.
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What's wrong with live reporting and calling the action in the thread?
If you know what is happening, or you can translate Korean. Even more incentive!
There is a difference between rambling nonchalantly and posting what is happening.
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On July 27 2011 11:51 StarStruck wrote:What's wrong with live reporting and calling the action in the thread? If you know what is happening, or you can translate Korean. Even more incentive! There is a difference between rambling nonchalantly and posting what is happening.
In my blog you shall refer to LRs as Liquid Reports. I appreciate your suggestion, and I will be sure to call out the action as it occurs!
Has a poetic LR ever been attempted?
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On July 27 2011 11:55 Gummy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 11:51 StarStruck wrote:What's wrong with live reporting and calling the action in the thread? If you know what is happening, or you can translate Korean. Even more incentive! There is a difference between rambling nonchalantly and posting what is happening. In my blog you shall refer to LRs as Liquid Reports. I appreciate your suggestion, and I will be sure to call out the action as it occurs! Has a poetic LR ever been attempted?
I believe Trozz has done it from time to time. Not just in youtube videos. That could be fun! :D
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Netherlands45349 Posts
I believe that Last romantic or something had the most awesome fucking Reach LR I have ever seen
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=87120¤tpage=11#201
Poetic? sure is.
Gems include posts such as:
On February 02 2009 19:53 Last Romantic wrote:
ONE MORE TIME REACH
TO-DAY IS THE DAY OF MIRACLES
STOP, OH, DEN WIGGLE WIDDIT
On February 02 2009 19:51 Last Romantic wrote:
MINE KILLS TWO DTS
FUCK I HAT EMY LIFE
On February 02 2009 20:02 Last Romantic wrote:
The special-ops zealots in that shuttle zooming around and killing everything... they deserve a medal.
The majestic 200/200 zeal/arch/temp/goon/arb/shuttle/ob army is going out for a terran crushing excursion
its a pretty good read.
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Oh yeah,
Good old LR!
Gummy btw I just murdered the mark. It was actually incredibly easy.
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On July 27 2011 13:02 StarStruck wrote:Oh yeah, Good old LR! Gummy btw I just murdered the mark. It was actually incredibly easy.
No dude. This is so, incredibly hard. I keep putting a little piece of my soul into each post and I've run out of pieces to give. I'm calling it quits guys. 
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All I can say is, good friggin luck. Making sure they are all thought out and high quality posts is going to be time-consuming, and difficult. I hope you have a lot of patience, and a very active mind. :D have fun though!
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You should play mafia...
I average about 30-40 posts a day per game sometimes in 3-4 different games at a time.
And im not even trying to post alot.
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On July 27 2011 13:05 Gummy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2011 13:02 StarStruck wrote:Oh yeah, Good old LR! Gummy btw I just murdered the mark. It was actually incredibly easy. No dude. This is so, incredibly hard. I keep putting a little piece of my soul into each post and I've run out of pieces to give. I'm calling it quits guys.
You need to learn the tricks of the trade then. :/
On July 27 2011 13:12 Coagulation wrote:
You should play mafia...
I average about 30-40 posts a day per game sometimes in 3-4 different games at a time.
And im not even trying to post alot.
Another dandy.
The funny thing is. I haven't made one post in a Live Report thread or a mafia thread today. Sure, most are on the short side, but there is some value there. :/
Doing this seven days straight would be tiresome. I'm tired already and it's only been a day. if I recall I made well over 500+ posts during MLG Columbus. I took like a week off from posting after that lmao.
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