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is what I will attempt to be making every day for the next week.
This is in response to the recent meteoric rise of pro-posters such as SirJolt and Riku.
By quality, of course, I mean that I will be making posts that adhere to the spirit and letter of TL's 10 Commandments.
To maximize my post-to-content efficiency, I will omit any transitions between my sentences. Contextual cohesion should be sufficient.
Wish me luck and I hope you find my posting brilliant, informative, and entertaining.
You can't follow me at www.twitter.com/imagummyworm where I won't be posting any changes to my posting strategy.
To first time posters on TL: Welcome to TL. I'm a pretty great guy and a perfect example of a poster so you should probably emulate me if you want to enjoy your membership in this exclusive community as well as contribute effectively to said community. TL Staff can certainly vouch for me regarding the veracity of this assertion.
Since I have been making an effort to tone down my arrogance, here is an embarrassing fact about myself: Sometimes my butt cheeks get sweaty and I get an accumulation of moisture toward the top of my buns. This accumulation of moisture becomes quite itchy after a while and I oftentimes have to grab my butt cheeks quite forcefully and do some belly dancing maneuvers to dislodge the accumulation. I am not always so fortunate to do this when nobody is watching.
Target for tomorrow: 1189.
 
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"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK
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On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK
It is in times of adversity that true heroes prove their steel. I may be behind, but do not be so foolish as to count me out.
Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep.
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Well, good luck at improving your PPD (post per day). :D
**Crying in the corner with my 0.36 ppd**
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If you don't work or have summer school, it's very possible.
Definitions of quality will vary however, expect critics.
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On July 26 2011 18:31 Gummy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK It is in times of adversity that true heroes prove their steel. I may be behind, but do not be so foolish as to count me out. Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep.
Posts per day isnt actually too big of an indicator of skill. SirJolt for example averages just over 1 post per day. So dont fret!
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On July 26 2011 18:37 Bibbit wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 18:31 Gummy wrote:On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK It is in times of adversity that true heroes prove their steel. I may be behind, but do not be so foolish as to count me out. Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep. Posts per day isnt actually too big of an indicator of skill. SirJolt for example averages just over 1 post per day. So dont fret!
Do not mention SirJolt's name, SirJolt, in my blogs.... SirJolt is my odious rival and I intend to crush SirJolt in every arena, PPD or otherwise, so that he, SirJolt, will have been crushed at the end of my crushing of him (SirJolt).
So don't use SirJolt's handle here, which is SirJolt, for reference.
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Will u be writing many poems?
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On July 26 2011 18:43 dlcofls21 wrote:
Will u be writing many poems?
Yes sir. I will be.
One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six... Six.
That was a Haiku.
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On July 26 2011 18:31 Gummy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep.
I laughed at this far more than I should have done.
Best of luck with upping the post count though, but 100 QUALITY posts a day is a big jump from your average 
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On July 26 2011 18:52 Malks wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 18:31 Gummy wrote:On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep. I laughed at this far more than I should have done. Best of luck with upping the post count though, but 100 QUALITY posts a day is a big jump from your average
Are you implying that my 3.75 post per day are not of top-tier quality? I resent the implication of your capital letters almost as much as I resent breadless sandwiches, or "unwiches" as some people call them. Fuck unwiches.
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Just need to help out in a Live Thread and you're set 
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On July 26 2011 18:56 DisaFear wrote:Just need to help out in a Live Thread and you're set
What's that? Might you be referring to one of these?
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On July 26 2011 18:56 Gummy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 18:52 Malks wrote:On July 26 2011 18:31 Gummy wrote:On July 26 2011 18:28 GenesisX wrote:
"Gummy - Average posts per day: 3.75"
GOOD LUCK Edit: Fuck this. I'm going to sleep. I laughed at this far more than I should have done. Best of luck with upping the post count though, but 100 QUALITY posts a day is a big jump from your average Are you implying that my 3.75 post per day are not of top-tier quality? I resent the implication of your capital letters almost as much as I resent breadless sandwiches, or "unwiches" as some people call them. Fuck unwiches.
I didn't say anything, does your defensive attitude imply that YOU feel your posts are not up to standard?
I didn't just write 'you' in capital letters. I swear 
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should change to100 quality posts a week... lol
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On July 26 2011 19:05 nitdkim wrote:
should change to100 quality posts a week... lol
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
+ Show Spoiler +This is a quality post because it is a direct quote of Darth Vader from Star Wars Episode I(V): A New Hope
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By 'quality' posts do you mean like informative ones, or just posts that won't get you banned? xD I have a pretty high post per day, but whenever I join forums I post a ton. Most of them are pretty useless though.
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On July 26 2011 19:08 Yew wrote:
By 'quality' posts do you mean like informative ones, or just posts that won't get you banned? xD I have a pretty high post per day, but whenever I join forums I post a ton. Most of them are pretty useless though.
Of course, I am referring to posts that won't get me banned. Do you really think I have the time to produce 100 thoughtful and informative posts per day? I have a full-time job and a life outside of teamliquid.
+ Show Spoiler + Only one of these is true.
OT:
Since you demand to be informed, I went to wikipedia and got the first article at Special:Random (takes you to a random Wikipedia page).
Soaking Music
These are basically Christian songs played during prayer. Click the link for more details but next time somebody asks you if you've heard of this new underground Soaking Music artist you can tell him to fuck off. Consider yourself informed. You're welcome.
I was D- in BW and was silver in SC2 before Nexus Word Wars was removed and I quit. What do you think I have to contribute to strategy?
"Be sure to build a pylon before you try rushing a gateway."
"4pool is a dominated strategy in SC2 because it involves killing 2 of your starting drones. The time spent actually killing the two drones is time better spent mining minerals."
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On July 26 2011 19:07 Gummy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2011 19:05 nitdkim wrote:
should change to100 quality posts a week... lol I find your lack of faith disturbing. + Show Spoiler +This is a quality post because it is a direct quote of Darth Vader from Star Wars Episode I(V): A New Hope
man i totally agree, star wars reference used in the proper context is always quality!
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