Dear Riku - Page 2

On July 12 2011 10:42 JeeJee wrote:
Oh sure.

Riku, I was hoping if we hit it off in these posts, I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch the lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasses of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juicehead bodybuilder that plays starcraft and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again. If not, then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.

On July 12 2011 11:19 Torenhire wrote:


After everything I've done for you, and you offer to cook lobster naked for her over me?


What the fuck is this shit.


We're done, Shibi. We're done.

On July 12 2011 11:25 JeeJee wrote:


Listen Toren, I wasn't entirely honest with you before. Okay, I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

On July 12 2011 11:40 happyft wrote:


LOL what the heck

If true, this tops most quirky behavior I've heard for the most part

And what does this have to do with cooking Riku lobster over Toren?

On July 12 2011 05:44 JackMcCoy wrote:

Beauty is truth, truth beauty — that is all we know on TL, and all we need to know.

On July 11 2011 23:04 Serejai wrote:
It is strange to think I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face.

The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they can be passed through the eye of a needle. I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.

I next post in the forum of Blogs, and I will find it empty and in the winter if you are not there.

Hope guides me. it is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you're gone from my sight, it will not be the last time that I look upon you.

Love,
Serejai



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