Dear Riku - Page 3

This eve hath brought me courage,
In my inebriated state,
To ask the druid Riku,
On a most romantic date.

Great conversation will I bring,
to the table that we share.
Thine love for me will blossom,
and we will become a pair.

Like Treants in the forest,
will my love spring to life.
And once you've seen my World Tree,
you'll want to be my wife.

Sweet nothings will I whisper,
that are scandalous to some.
While you will find them flattering,
and they will make you come.

While you are on the Internet
trolling the lesser men.
I'll be beneath your monitor,
making you come again.

You should not hesitate
to make your way to Waterloo.
For satisfaction will be had
once I give it to you!